Crime & Punishment

Tora would never 1 v 1 me because he would die in a fire. I have nothing against tora. He perpetuates lies and slanders me. I am only reacting.

I kinda like your last few posts so I would feel bad wiping the floor with you. Plus, you're a minor troll in my estimation. Tora bushido has perpetuated lies and slander against me that is disproven every time someone speaks With me on comms and sees I'm a loyal/nice guy who's been taken advantage of time and again.
Tora wouldn't want to fight me directly. He waged an 8 month perma war on renegade armada. after I left and hired all his friends, I lost some bling, but it's in good fun. He was basically trying to discourage me from playing eve. He didn't understand me however, the more targets I have, the happier I am.

All my old comrades from marmite turned on me because of tora's lies and I have a beef with that. They were manipulated like puppets and I now don't regret the loss of people I thought of as friends.Since complaints department is full of marmite try-hards, I don't care for them either. I enjoyed destroying one of their machariels a while back though. All his friends ran....what an alliance to be part of eh?

Jerry, I'll check your killboard later and see if it's a waste of my time. Also when you operate solo most of the time it's nice to have support toons. My logistics pilot I mainly use as a scout......shhhh!

My market character is -10 with a 600+ mill bounty. Oh.....he ganks too.

Who gives a crapola?

I'm the bonnet.

As I stroll out of the funeral home wearing nothing but a gas mask and flip-flops, I feel good about myself for the first time in hours. It's been a long debaucherous night. The umbrella I'm carrying is sticky and has a concerning smell. The sunlight blinds me.

Even the chocolate smeared all over me doesn't make me feel dirty.

As I walk down the steps I look up and there I see...

It must be my birthday.

Thank you Mo for that visual. My Saturday would not have been complete without it.

I didn't realize you were CEVL. I also helped CEVL's climb to top 50.

Years ago, Magic and Cuckoo approached me about their struggle to get CEVL off the ground. I think they were 3 or 4 players at the time (might have just been the two of them, can't remember). Cuckoo and I had fought a few times and were on good terms.

I was running an informal co-op in Akiainavas at the time and had quite a few junior PVP'ers around I was training. I directed them into CEVL and helped them start down the road towards being MERCs. You probably knew quite a few people I brought into CEVL. I think magic is the only person I know that's still there.

I would list CEVL as one of my successful projects.

I even joined up eventually. I remember them talking about getting to the top 50, I think they were trying to recreate Starnap's "Somali Coastguard" which I still regard as the golden standard of piracy.

After Cuckoo quit, I drifted away because I didn't care for the rep-heavy playstyle Magic preferred or the status we seemed like we were trying to achieve. I didn't see that there was any substantial skill in the MERC game at the time.

They were already ranked near top 50, I think when I left. Already nobody wanted to fight them.

I always dumped my corps once the killboard was impressive enough to make it hard to get fights. I felt like it made me more likely to have fun. Playing for the killboard is fun until everyone starts running away. Then you're bored senseless and you're shooting skeet instead of fighting.

For various reasons, this really, really warms my heart.

Fun fact: When it was decided to shut down EYL, Magic was actually offered CEO (the only one to be so considered) to do with it whatever.

I was camping madimilire/niarja gate in my phobos one morning while in marmite. I was on comms with tora and a few others. I had a red appear in Mad so I jumped into niarja and reapproached gate. What my scout saw daunted me just a little, a war target paladin landed on the gate. I exclaimed on comms that I was gonna "try" to kill the paladin but I didn't feel too confident.
If this thing was fit right I would've had to run or die, but he was PVE fit. His guns couldn't track me and his drones were useless. He died and I felt awesome.
I chased a flying pancake (BS...cant remember what they're called) several systems around jita while at war with half of eve (thanks to my buddy tora) and got him at the niyabainen gate...he engaged but didn't stand a chance against my proteus.
Kills while in the God Squad were fun but the ceo kai86 was a **** and I could barely stand him (we've made up since). I consider him one of the best high/low sec fc's in the game and I don't care what people think. I can still hear him yelling to me on comms in my mind : " HOLEY, GET THOSE F^%$ING ENERGY TRANSFERS ON OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!". He was a character.
Or there was the time I popped over 100 ships in amarr in one day, I consider that a milestone too.