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A simple guide to slave training

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Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2016-02-02 15:32:11 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Don't you all generally live in dormitories anyways? Sorry if I'm wrong but I didn't think you really owned houses?


I do have a family home in Skarkon but I only return to it once a year, capsuleer that I am.

I used to sleep in my Breacher but ever since I retrofit her heavily to utilise automatic systems intensive and extensively I don't have any 'comfortable space' to inside her to sleep in anymore.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#22 - 2016-02-02 16:26:45 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
...1) Slavery is prohibited everywhere in Caldari State territory and for Caldari State citizens. Violators are considered criminals and persecuted...


The word you're so woefully fumbling for and missing is PROSECUTED, Kimmy-baka, as in taken into the criminal justice system for punishment. Persecution would be a clue repeatedly chasing after you and knocking on your wooden noggin demanding to be let in.

Glad I could help you out, sweetie.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#23 - 2016-02-02 17:00:44 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

My family had a house, but after we left home planet we were living in assigned apartments. After I have left and joined the academy and then the Navy I was living in barracks. I guess it is sort of... dormitory.

Really? I don't know why but I always thought the Caldari didn't really own houses or I should say everything was corporately owned thus having a family would only give you a bigger room(s). Hmm....... guess I learned something new.

Elmund Egivand wrote:


I do have a family home in Skarkon but I only return to it once a year, capsuleer that I am.

I used to sleep in my Breacher but ever since I retrofit her heavily to utilise automatic systems intensive and extensively I don't have any 'comfortable space' to inside her to sleep in anymore.


I was more referring to the Caldari honestly, My parents had a house on Eram II until I was about 5 years old. I don't really remember it, but I saw images of it when I was young. Then we moved to a station bounced around due to my parents... "work," which it was closer to a dormitory kinda situation.
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#24 - 2016-02-02 18:17:22 UTC
I had a house. Wife got it in the divorce. No matter, the captains quarters has a bunk and I have the ability to order takeout.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#25 - 2016-02-02 18:33:59 UTC
This is a thread about slave training, not about Caldari Prime or Tibus Heth. Please discuss those topics in the appropriate threads.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#26 - 2016-02-02 18:50:34 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
This is a thread about slave training, not about Caldari Prime or Tibus Heth. Please discuss those topics in the appropriate threads.

What if Tibus Heth wants to train slaves on Caldari Prime?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#27 - 2016-02-02 19:20:00 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
By the way, if Kim ever paints her hypothetical house pink, I will be sure to send in some drones that will draw red vein-like lines all over it.

Now-now, gallentean pet, displaying blood raider tendencies too?


So, you enjoy living in a house of meat?


Please, don't give Naupilus ideas...

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#28 - 2016-02-02 19:33:46 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
This is a thread about slave training, not about Caldari Prime or Tibus Heth. Please discuss those topics in the appropriate threads.

What if Tibus Heth wants to train slaves on Caldari Prime?

Something something liar, something something..... Ya I'm done with that.

Back to the topic at hand, the best way to train your slaves? Let them go.... Discuss....

Lol
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#29 - 2016-02-02 21:02:13 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Don't you all generally live in dormitories anyways? Sorry if I'm wrong but I didn't think you really owned houses?

I currently live in a house with my wife. Most families do have an apartment of their own. Dorms are generally for younger, unmarried employees.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#30 - 2016-02-02 21:12:01 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Don't you all generally live in dormitories anyways? Sorry if I'm wrong but I didn't think you really owned houses?

I currently live in a house with my wife. Most families do have an apartment of their own. Dorms are generally for younger, unmarried employees.

hmm, thanks! Kinda wondered about that occasionally, what your people did when living in small, confined corporate living quarters couldn't really fit a growing family. Honestly I probably should have assumed.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#31 - 2016-02-03 04:54:15 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:

My family had a house, but after we left home planet we were living in assigned apartments. After I have left and joined the academy and then the Navy I was living in barracks. I guess it is sort of... dormitory.

Really? I don't know why but I always thought the Caldari didn't really own houses or I should say everything was corporately owned thus having a family would only give you a bigger room(s). Hmm....... guess I learned something new.

It was home of my family from my mother side, and she was living by different cultural standards. She got integrated into Caldari culture only after marriage. Unfortunately, there are still Achura who don't live by our common traditions, but every day the situation becomes better and more Achura people integrate with us to bear proudly name of Caldari.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#32 - 2016-02-03 04:57:22 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:

What if Tibus Heth wants to train slaves on Caldari Prime?

He was Caldari Officer and was defending Caldari laws.
So this situation is way less possible than you deciding to skin yourself alive and use your skinless body as a rug so guests would wipe their soles on your still alive bleeding body. And considering that situation with you is way more likely, lets discuss it instead.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#33 - 2016-02-04 20:35:54 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:

What if Tibus Heth wants to train slaves on Caldari Prime?

He was Caldari Officer and was defending Caldari laws.
So this situation is way less possible than you deciding to skin yourself alive and use your skinless body as a rug so guests would wipe their soles on your still alive bleeding body. And considering that situation with you is way more likely, lets discuss it instead.

This situation is not likely at all, I'm not that much of a masochist.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2016-02-04 21:05:24 UTC
Aww, I am actually thinking if I should buy me a brutor slave, and test these sticks on him. But, unfortunately, I am a bit afraid he could use these sticks on me. Because I want a big, huge brutor with very strong and toned muscles, sculpted to perfection...

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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#35 - 2016-02-04 21:11:23 UTC
Luna Hanaya wrote:
Aww, I am actually thinking if I should buy me a brutor slave, and test these sticks on him. But, unfortunately, I am a bit afraid he could use these sticks on me. Because I want a big, huge brutor with very strong and toned muscles, sculpted to perfection...

Brutor?!
Disgusting.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#36 - 2016-02-07 09:38:08 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:

What if Tibus Heth wants to train slaves on Caldari Prime?

He was Caldari Officer and was defending Caldari laws.
So this situation is way less possible than you deciding to skin yourself alive and use your skinless body as a rug so guests would wipe their soles on your still alive bleeding body. And considering that situation with you is way more likely, lets discuss it instead.

This situation is not likely at all, I'm not that much of a masochist.


Who would even use a skinless body as a rug ? That's bizarre.

Clearly, much more practical to use the skin as the rug.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#37 - 2016-02-08 21:38:34 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:

What if Tibus Heth wants to train slaves on Caldari Prime?

He was Caldari Officer and was defending Caldari laws.
So this situation is way less possible than you deciding to skin yourself alive and use your skinless body as a rug so guests would wipe their soles on your still alive bleeding body. And considering that situation with you is way more likely, lets discuss it instead.

This situation is not likely at all, I'm not that much of a masochist.


Who would even use a skinless body as a rug ? That's bizarre.

Clearly, much more practical to use the skin as the rug.

Apparently, Kimmy would. Then again, she never had sense for anything that didn't involve locking a target....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#38 - 2016-02-08 23:56:14 UTC
Luna Hanaya wrote:
Aww, I am actually thinking if I should buy me a brutor slave, and test these sticks on him. But, unfortunately, I am a bit afraid he could use these sticks on me. Because I want a big, huge brutor with very strong and toned muscles, sculpted to perfection...


As long as you have Sebbies, lycanthropic or other, Brutor such as those you describe will be more than happy to hit the Sebbies with the Stick instead of You.

In fact, if you approach the Brutor as partners (and choose your partners well), then they will excel at making certain that "**** gets done." I of course have been required by circumstances to make significant operational changes to my harem's human resource paradigms. However, because I have chosen my Brutor partners and Sebbie employees well, **** still gets done.

Now, if I were to *try* and identify a problem, I would say there *are* Sebbies who like to get hit with the Stick a bit too much.

As for making rugs with skinless bodies, that's a bit.. odd, Diana, darling. Is everything all right?
Rhoxy Runekin
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#39 - 2016-02-10 18:39:32 UTC
Drone ceased to function after applying Rod of Encouragement.
Drone continued to cease to function after applying Stick of Discouragement.

Directions unclear.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#40 - 2016-02-11 03:04:54 UTC
Rhoxy Runekin wrote:
Drone ceased to function after applying Rod of Encouragement.
Drone continued to cease to function after applying Stick of Discouragement.

Directions unclear.


The drones are fragile pieces of crap. Go get a refund.

Replace rods with remotes.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

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