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A short story about my adventures in Low Sec
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Ginnie
Doomheim
#1 - 2016-02-08 22:40:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Ginnie
The other night, I am flying through Low Sec in my Magnate, scanning down some data and relic sites, generally, minding my own business.

As I am warping to the stargate to jump to the next system, I see another player appear in Local. A Stratios appears on my d-scanner as I am in warp, getting ever and ever closer to the gate. Suddenly, 5 other players appear in Local and 5 more ships appear on my d-scanner. I am dropping out of warp getting ready to jump, but in a panic, I cloak, not sure why...

Suddenly, the Stratios explodes. The 5 new ships are swarming over the pod like wasps. They kill the pod. Now there's only 6 players in Local.

Then, in Local, one of the remaining players types "You're next b*." Of course, he used your instead of you are...but whatever...

"Oh yeah." I replied.

He writes something like, "You're gonna bleed" or something. I'm pretty sure he was drunk as f*.

Therefore, I spent the next 30 minutes running him and his cronies around the system, all in my Magnate, mind you. I warped to a planet, cloaked, aligned to another, warped there, aligned to a gate, warp, cloak, align, etc. etc.

Anyways, all good things...right...well I jumped to the next system, which happened to have my home station, docked up and logged out as it was getting late. I got my tears for the night.

Better luck next time boys.

It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#2 - 2016-02-08 22:50:12 UTC
In before 1337s.

You do realise that you could have simply cloaked and sat still, right? Running around is completely unnecessary. Also, as a Magnate has four lows slots, you should abuse this, fit four stabs and be awesome.

+1 for making someone cry, and a bonus point for getting them to cry about a Magnate.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Ginnie
Doomheim
#3 - 2016-02-08 22:54:07 UTC
I actually have two stabs.

Also, I had to keep running around to get them to chase me! That's where the fun is!

It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#4 - 2016-02-09 06:46:54 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
In before 1337s.

You do realise that you could have simply cloaked and sat still, right? Running around is completely unnecessary. Also, as a Magnate has four lows slots, you should abuse this, fit four stabs and be awesome.

+1 for making someone cry, and a bonus point for getting them to cry about a Magnate.



this

also mortlake its time to change your portrait again you do it daily?, the goggles dont look as good as the monocle u used to have

@JerryTPepridge
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#5 - 2016-02-09 23:11:12 UTC
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
In before 1337s.

You do realise that you could have simply cloaked and sat still, right? Running around is completely unnecessary. Also, as a Magnate has four lows slots, you should abuse this, fit four stabs and be awesome.

+1 for making someone cry, and a bonus point for getting them to cry about a Magnate.



this

also mortlake its time to change your portrait again you do it daily?, the goggles dont look as good as the monocle u used to have


I do it generally once every few days. I kinda like this one though, but I'll put my monocle in on the weekend, just for you.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#6 - 2016-02-09 23:20:58 UTC
shows how desparate lowsex is for a revamp

5 sperging nerds chasing a magnate for 45 minutes sums it all up

@JerryTPepridge
Kaivar Lancer
Doomheim
#7 - 2016-02-10 17:24:18 UTC
+1 to OP. I used to do this with the Magnate as well. I equipped it with 4 WC stabs and would get the BRAVE newbs to chase me while they were stationed in Barleguet a few years ago.
ZmajOgnjeniVuk
Doomheim
#8 - 2016-02-10 18:33:21 UTC
tl;dr

Suh Dude Cool