CSM Campaigns

Hi chums,
I'm Tubrug and I'm announcing my candidacy for CSM XI.

As we all know there are significant problems facing Eve today. From the great evil that resides in the north to the metastatic cancer that has infiltrated every region of space known as the ‘Svipul’, someone needs to stand up and nurture the game to better health.

I #believe in Eve and come to the table with some ideas I believe will make New Eden a better place. Too many people think the CSM is a joke. I don’t. I know how serious this spacejob is. Everyone has good ideas on how Eve can be improved and I will listen to every single player in Eve, from some random highsec guy to a Russian who keeps calling me a ‘cyka’ in local.

The following are my main policies that I hope to deliver:

CSM Reform
Bloc voting remains an issue. To counter this I will change the voting mechanism. Every time someone says something intelligent in game, on the forums, on Reddit or on Twitter, they will have a ticket with their name added to a raffle. 14 names will be drawn from this raffle. If people reject the position a name will be drawn again.

The Nude Player Experience
Obviously improving the nude player experience is important; it’s something that affects us all. We've all played Eve when we were nude, and by improving the NPE we’ll be able to capture the demographic which will help keep Eve alive. One of the ways in which we can do this is to help feel them more welcome by allowing avatars to not wear clothes.

Nullsec
Many people chat a lot of **** about CCP Fozzie and how he broke nullsec, but the same people have absolutely no ideas on what to do differently. Thus, as we cannot agree to disagree we will have to compromise. I'm not going to tell you what this compromise is, it’s a secret, but I do have one.


If elected I will:

Buy CCP Fozzie a beer for his brilliant work on sov

Introduce a good posting career agent as part of the tutorials

Make Deklein an NPC region with no player-owned sov

Introduce NPC dreadnoughts and Titans so they can kill ratting carriers

Ask JK Rowling if she wants to write a book on wizards in the Eve universe (profits will go to me nomad pls)

Implement radical supply-side policies to improve the production of memes

Build a wall around highsec to keep them out. I will make them pay for the wall and I will make them build the wall

Why should you elect me?

• I'm only half as autistic as the most autistic candidate this year
• I once made my own fit for a Svipul which I thought was pretty good
• I can switch between good posting and **** posting at will (with a ten second cooldown)

Why shouldn't you elect me?

I'm pretty dumb

I lost a Sabre to a Neurus which was really ******* embarrassing

Thanks for your time, and thanks for your vote.

Tubrug

@Tubrug1

#makeevegreatagain

more like turdbug amirite?

GL Tubrug, some really good ideas there, I would like the see them in action ;)

Tubgirl, you certainly always manage to get a laugh out of me.

Curious - are you Tear Jar?