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Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#21 - 2016-02-03 05:28:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Mobadder Thworst
Ozzie Udan wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
We are a new MERC Corp specializing in:

-Umokka Denial
-Smack talk
-Planetary interaction

Now accepting contracts.

Please contact me in game. My rates are prohibitive.
Mo


intelligent gathering job

I'm new around here and would like to know who holeysheet1 is,

Background information to get me upto speed

I only have around 5k to spend, I hope this will be enough for this type of contract

Also if it helps I don't like long reports, I get bored with long winded bull, so shorter the better

Looking forward to hearing from you



My sources indicate that studying Holeysheet1 is technically not "intelligence gathering," but I'll take a stab at it for 5000isk.

He is a highsec MERC with about 13k kills. His background is substantially MERC. He is skilled, but his record indicates a degree of risk aversion I don't condone.

He calls himself "the star of marmites" and "the emperor of Amarr". He is humble mostly in that he has not declared himself a god (I think he hasn't thought of it)...

He is disliked by many of his pvp contemporaries because they think he is an arrogant prick.

He is really into face piercings, role play, and mustard.

I tried to join his Corp once and he said no. Now I'm bitter and I hate him (but I will still vote for him for CSM if he brings back can flipping).

Hate is an ambiguously affectionate term for me. With the lack of content in the C&P channels these days, he's a necessary character.
ISD Atomic Dove
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#22 - 2016-02-03 06:34:48 UTC
Good Evening,

I have removed a few offtopic and/or personal attacks.

Keep it classy folks. Smile

ISD Atomic Dove

Lieutenant

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Valkin Mordirc
#23 - 2016-02-03 09:16:18 UTC
I'm pretty sure holey has called himself god of something or the other, I can't recollect. Maybe God of Mayonnaise? 
#DeleteTheWeak
Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#24 - 2016-02-03 09:17:50 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Ozzie Udan wrote:
[quote=Mobadder Thworst]We are a new MERC Corp specializing in:

-Umokka Denial
-Smack talk
-Planetary interaction

Now accepting contracts.

Please contact me in game. My rates are prohibitive.
Mo




My sources indicate that studying Holeysheet1 is technically not "intelligence gathering," but I'll take a stab at it for 5000isk.

He is a highsec MERC with about 13k kills. His background is substantially MERC. He is skilled, but his record indicates a degree of risk aversion I don't condone.

He calls himself "the star of marmites" and "the emperor of Amarr". He is humble mostly in that he has not declared himself a god (I think he hasn't thought of it)...

He is disliked by many of his pvp contemporaries because they think he is an arrogant prick.

He is really into face piercings, role play, and mustard.

I tried to join his Corp once and he said no. Now I'm bitter and I hate him (but I will still vote for him for CSM if he brings back can flipping).

Hate is an ambiguously affectionate term for me.


Great work and a very fast service +1

You must have done a lot of killboards padding and undock camping to be this effective, a true high sec mercStraight

I'll send isk when I log in


A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head A painting of me

Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#25 - 2016-02-03 14:39:33 UTC
Ozzie Udan wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Ozzie Udan wrote:
[quote=Mobadder Thworst]We are a new MERC Corp specializing in:

-Umokka Denial
-Smack talk
-Planetary interaction

Now accepting contracts.

Please contact me in game. My rates are prohibitive.
Mo




My sources indicate that studying Holeysheet1 is technically not "intelligence gathering," but I'll take a stab at it for 5000isk.

He is a highsec MERC with about 13k kills. His background is substantially MERC. He is skilled, but his record indicates a degree of risk aversion I don't condone.

He calls himself "the star of marmites" and "the emperor of Amarr". He is humble mostly in that he has not declared himself a god (I think he hasn't thought of it)...

He is disliked by many of his pvp contemporaries because they think he is an arrogant prick.

He is really into face piercings, role play, and mustard.

I tried to join his Corp once and he said no. Now I'm bitter and I hate him (but I will still vote for him for CSM if he brings back can flipping).

Hate is an ambiguously affectionate term for me.


Great work and a very fast service +1

You must have done a lot of killboards padding and undock camping to be this effective, a true high sec mercStraight

I'll send isk when I log in




Dang it Nitshe, you got me. I didn't recognize you.

Yes, I hump stations.

If you need any planetary interaction or Umokka denial, you know where I am.
Mo
Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2016-02-03 16:22:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Ozzie Udan
I am not Nitshe sorry , i am me i do have 2 alts , i just picked up on what high sec mercs do ,thats all or some of them anyway ....

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head A painting of me

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#27 - 2016-02-03 20:22:06 UTC
Maybe rename this thread : Holeysheet1 the Awesome.

I seem to be a major topic here. If you've seen, I'm reforming my ways and will only be complimentary except in severe cases of trolling. I am an arrogant role player, of this there is no doubt, but I'm just trying to have fun. I am not risk averse, I enjoy losing ships in a good fight, I just haven't lost too much.

Anyways have a great day.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#28 - 2016-02-03 20:59:20 UTC
Ozzie Udan wrote:
I am not Nitshe sorry , i am me i do have 2 alts , i just picked up on what high sec mercs do ,thats all or some of them anyway ....


I've heard it all before, Nitshe. I'm certain that the court of C&P can ascertain your identity if you are unwilling admit it.
Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2016-02-03 21:24:22 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Maybe rename this thread : Holeysheet1 the Awesome.

I seem to be a major topic here. If you've seen, I'm reforming my ways and will only be complimentary except in severe cases of trolling. I am an arrogant role player, of this there is no doubt, but I'm just trying to have fun. I am not risk averse, I enjoy losing ships in a good fight, I just haven't lost too much.

Anyways have a great day.




Yes you play your char very well and no one gets that many kills without being skilled , I am quite new to the forums and as Mobadder was offering silly services and seems to know of you i'd ask him what you did in the form of a merc contract, just a bit of a laugh.

all in game

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head A painting of me

Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2016-02-03 21:25:46 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Ozzie Udan wrote:
I am not Nitshe sorry , i am me i do have 2 alts , i just picked up on what high sec mercs do ,thats all or some of them anyway ....


I've heard it all before, Nitshe. I'm certain that the court of C&P can ascertain your identity if you are unwilling admit it.





OK i'm not Nitshe and don't know him ,,

Do i need to hire you again for intell on him too ......

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head A painting of me

Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#31 - 2016-02-04 13:25:07 UTC
Ozzie Udan wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Ozzie Udan wrote:
I am not Nitshe sorry , i am me i do have 2 alts , i just picked up on what high sec mercs do ,thats all or some of them anyway ....


I've heard it all before, Nitshe. I'm certain that the court of C&P can ascertain your identity if you are unwilling admit it.





OK i'm not Nitshe and don't know him ,,

Do i need to hire you again for intell on him too ......


You haven't paid up for the last contract yet. Contract denied.
Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#32 - 2016-02-04 15:59:22 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Ozzie Udan wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Ozzie Udan wrote:
I am not Nitshe sorry , i am me i do have 2 alts , i just picked up on what high sec mercs do ,thats all or some of them anyway ....


I've heard it all before, Nitshe. I'm certain that the court of C&P can ascertain your identity if you are unwilling admit it.





OK i'm not Nitshe and don't know him ,,

Do i need to hire you again for intell on him too ......


You haven't paid up for the last contract yet. Contract denied.


I did pay.

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head A painting of me

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#33 - 2016-02-04 16:53:15 UTC
Hi everyone. I had a pleasant dream of can flipping in hek last night. Sweet memories.

Vote for me for CSM and I'll do my best to reform some of ccp' errors. Read my thread in CSM section and ask any question you wish although I will not respond to trolls. Have a great day!

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
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