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Soloman Jackson
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2016-01-17 13:47:37 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Single Banana still searching.

Nature's Quafe.

Can you handle it?



Soloman flips through the personals and comes across Candi's two entries. He gets a sly smile across his face as he makes an entry of his own.

Natures Quafe,

I just got done drinking you in for the first time and I have to say, damn you are one sexy little thing. All that yellow reminds me of the caution tape that warns of dangerous areas on my ships. Are you dangerous?

You say that you live in w-space? Maybe you could invite me into your hole sometime in the near future? Has it not yet seen a bunch of traffic? Does it accept large ships?

I'm placing your pin up in my captains quarters. Hope you don't mind. I just like to visualize my goals.

-Soloman Jackson
Locust Assets

“The cold stars spun to the ancient rhythm, the august march of an everlasting symphony. They are old, the stars, and their memory is long.” -Rick Yancey
Yatolila Koskanaiken
Nagles Capital Management
#42 - 2016-01-17 14:31:39 UTC
Soloman Jackson wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:
Single Banana still searching.

Nature's Quafe.

Can you handle it?



Soloman flips through the personals and comes across Candi's two entries. He gets a sly smile across his face as he makes an entry of his own.

Natures Quafe,

I just got done drinking you in for the first time and I have to say, damn you are one sexy little thing. All that yellow reminds me of the caution tape that warns of dangerous areas on my ships. Are you dangerous?

You say that you live in w-space? Maybe you could invite me into your hole sometime in the near future? Has it not yet seen a bunch of traffic? Does it accept large ships?

I'm placing your pin up in my captains quarters. Hope you don't mind. I just like to visualize my goals.

-Soloman Jackson
Locust Assets


Pardon me whilst I vomit.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#43 - 2016-01-17 14:55:48 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:

Nature's Quafe.

Can you handle it?



Probably not, no.
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#44 - 2016-01-17 15:54:58 UTC
Well I thought it was hot anyway.

I grew up on the streets. STREETS, NIQQAS. And spent most my capsuleer life in wormholes surrounded by lonely, bored and violent men overflowing with testosterone. It takes a lot to shock The Banana.

Soloman Jackson wrote:
Natures Quafe,

I just got done drinking you in for the first time and I have to say, damn you are one sexy little thing. All that yellow reminds me of the caution tape that warns of dangerous areas on my ships. Are you dangerous?

Thank you for the compliment, sir.

Yessir I'm dangerous. Whether its snatching cap kills in site, or microphones on stage, my attitude is just like the colour of my outfit n' the blasters on my Proteus - in your face. But I'm friendly to everyone who's friendly to me, regardless of race, creed, religion n' profession. Boss taught me that n' as her family Diplo I need to keep tolerance firmly focused in my goggles at all times.

Soloman Jackson wrote:
You say that you live in w-space? Maybe you could invite me into your hole sometime in the near future? Has it not yet seen a bunch of traffic? Does it accept large ships?

Aye, I live in Anoikis, Mr Jackson. Sadly though I don't have authority to bring neutrals into our chain. Boss did that this one time n' stuff ... uhh, well ... it didn't end well n' she promised Foedus she'd never do that again. And as Boss's handmaiden that means I support her n' follow what she does, or doesn't do.

I do have more than one hole, however n' ain't adverse to doing stuff outside them either.

My hole don't see much traffic, Mr Jackson. I guess 'cause it's so isolated n' stuff. Though when it does then it's usually kinda brutal n' chaotic, but I enjoy that. It's a high class hole sir, so aye it can accept everything up to capital ship size.

Soloman Jackson wrote:
I'm placing your pin up in my captains quarters. Hope you don't mind. I just like to visualize my goals.

Woah, nobody's ever done that before. I'm flattered. Usually it's Boss's pinups I encounter stuck to places.

Thanks n' fly fun Mr Jackson!

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Soloman Jackson
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2016-01-17 15:56:29 UTC
Yatolila Koskanaiken wrote:
Soloman Jackson wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:
Single Banana still searching.

Nature's Quafe.

Can you handle it?



Soloman flips through the personals and comes across Candi's two entries. He gets a sly smile across his face as he makes an entry of his own.

Natures Quafe,

I just got done drinking you in for the first time and I have to say, damn you are one sexy little thing. All that yellow reminds me of the caution tape that warns of dangerous areas on my ships. Are you dangerous?

You say that you live in w-space? Maybe you could invite me into your hole sometime in the near future? Has it not yet seen a bunch of traffic? Does it accept large ships?

I'm placing your pin up in my captains quarters. Hope you don't mind. I just like to visualize my goals.

-Soloman Jackson
Locust Assets


Pardon me whilst I vomit.


My wordage cause your tummy to flutter darling? Don't you worry. Ole Sol has enough ship to dock with all the wanting ladies. You just gotta wait your turn. No pushing...the line forms behind the sweet little thing in yellow.

“The cold stars spun to the ancient rhythm, the august march of an everlasting symphony. They are old, the stars, and their memory is long.” -Rick Yancey
Soloman Jackson
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2016-01-17 16:43:12 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Well I thought it was hot anyway.

I grew up on the streets. STREETS, NIQQAS. And spent most my capsuleer life in wormholes surrounded by lonely, bored and violent men overflowing with testosterone. It takes a lot to shock The Banana.

Soloman Jackson wrote:
Natures Quafe,

I just got done drinking you in for the first time and I have to say, damn you are one sexy little thing. All that yellow reminds me of the caution tape that warns of dangerous areas on my ships. Are you dangerous?

Thank you for the compliment, sir.

Yessir I'm dangerous. Whether its snatching cap kills in site, or microphones on stage, my attitude is just like the colour of my outfit n' the blasters on my Proteus - in your face. But I'm friendly to everyone who's friendly to me, regardless of race, creed, religion n' profession. Boss taught me that n' as her family Diplo I need to keep tolerance firmly focused in my goggles at all times.

Soloman Jackson wrote:
You say that you live in w-space? Maybe you could invite me into your hole sometime in the near future? Has it not yet seen a bunch of traffic? Does it accept large ships?

Aye, I live in Anoikis, Mr Jackson. Sadly though I don't have authority to bring neutrals into our chain. Boss did that this one time n' stuff ... uhh, well ... it didn't end well n' she promised Foedus she'd never do that again. And as Boss's handmaiden that means I support her n' follow what she does, or doesn't do.

I do have more than one hole, however n' ain't adverse to doing stuff outside them either.

My hole don't see much traffic, Mr Jackson. I guess 'cause it's so isolated n' stuff. Though when it does then it's usually kinda brutal n' chaotic, but I enjoy that. It's a high class hole sir, so aye it can accept everything up to capital ship size.

Soloman Jackson wrote:
I'm placing your pin up in my captains quarters. Hope you don't mind. I just like to visualize my goals.

Woah, nobody's ever done that before. I'm flattered. Usually it's Boss's pinups I encounter stuck to places.

Thanks n' fly fun Mr Jackson!


Nature's Quafe,

I put a contract up for you in Dodixie. I hope to run into you sometime.

Until then, fly fast and stay sexy. o7

P.S. Call me Sol, Mr. Jackson was my father. All those formalities don't fit me much.

“The cold stars spun to the ancient rhythm, the august march of an everlasting symphony. They are old, the stars, and their memory is long.” -Rick Yancey
Yatolila Koskanaiken
Nagles Capital Management
#47 - 2016-01-17 17:33:21 UTC
Soloman Jackson wrote:

My wordage cause your tummy to flutter darling? Don't you worry. Ole Sol has enough ship to dock with all the wanting ladies. You just gotta wait your turn. No pushing...the line forms behind the sweet little thing in yellow.

I've got to admit feeling sorry for Ms LeMew. I can only imagine the stench she's due when you discover that, shockingly, the rest of the cluster doesn't take pride in the accumulation of bodily filth.

We both know what your pod's full of, rust monkey, and it's certainly not ectoplasm.
Soloman Jackson
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2016-01-17 18:06:25 UTC
Yatolila Koskanaiken wrote:
Soloman Jackson wrote:

My wordage cause your tummy to flutter darling? Don't you worry. Ole Sol has enough ship to dock with all the wanting ladies. You just gotta wait your turn. No pushing...the line forms behind the sweet little thing in yellow.

I've got to admit feeling sorry for Ms LeMew. I can only imagine the stench she's due when you discover that, shockingly, the rest of the cluster doesn't take pride in the accumulation of bodily filth.

We both know what your pod's full of, rust monkey, and it's certainly not ectoplasm.


Whoa darling! You're sound'n like you need a good docking. All that dirty talk won't get you a bump in the line though. Just give it a bit and I'll have sweet little Candi needing a repair crew and you'll be next in line.

-Sol

“The cold stars spun to the ancient rhythm, the august march of an everlasting symphony. They are old, the stars, and their memory is long.” -Rick Yancey
Yatolila Koskanaiken
Nagles Capital Management
#49 - 2016-01-17 20:57:02 UTC
Soloman Jackson wrote:
Yatolila Koskanaiken wrote:
Soloman Jackson wrote:

My wordage cause your tummy to flutter darling? Don't you worry. Ole Sol has enough ship to dock with all the wanting ladies. You just gotta wait your turn. No pushing...the line forms behind the sweet little thing in yellow.

I've got to admit feeling sorry for Ms LeMew. I can only imagine the stench she's due when you discover that, shockingly, the rest of the cluster doesn't take pride in the accumulation of bodily filth.

We both know what your pod's full of, rust monkey, and it's certainly not ectoplasm.


Whoa darling! You're sound'n like you need a good docking. All that dirty talk won't get you a bump in the line though. Just give it a bit and I'll have sweet little Candi needing a repair crew and you'll be next in line.

-Sol


You are the single most repulsive excuse for a human being I've ever encountered.

And I don't 'dock'. With anyone.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#50 - 2016-01-18 07:21:06 UTC
I dock with stations.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#51 - 2016-01-18 08:09:30 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
I dock with stations.

You also undock. Which is more than can be said about most of the people here.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#52 - 2016-01-18 09:54:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Multi-billionaire inter-galactic action hero, seeks gullible stunner. Call me.
mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2016-01-18 10:06:26 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Multi-billionaire inter-galactic action hero, seeks gullible stunner. Call me.


LolLolLol

i want a eve pinball machine...  confirming  CCP Cognac is best cognac
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#54 - 2016-01-18 10:09:45 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Multi-billionaire inter-galactic action hero, seeks gullible stunner. Call me.

I think I just might, cutie. Blink
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#55 - 2016-01-18 10:26:32 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Multi-billionaire inter-galactic action hero, seeks gullible stunner. Call me.

Go easy on them, Mr Scip.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#56 - 2016-01-18 10:29:21 UTC
Soloman Jackson wrote:
P.S. Call me Sol, Mr. Jackson was my father. All those formalities don't fit me much.

I'll try n' remember that for our date!

Thanks for the cute T-shirt, Mr Jac... uhh, Sol!

Check your comm-mails.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#57 - 2016-01-18 10:32:16 UTC
mr ed thehouseofed wrote:
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Multi-billionaire inter-galactic action hero, seeks gullible stunner. Call me.


LolLolLol

You're like totes way outta my age range, Mista Ed n' you're like my friend n' stuff so it would be just awkward.

But you should like take me out for icecream n' shoppin' in Amarr or something.

I got my eye on this outfit, it's only like two billion kredits or somethin'.

ѕнєℓву

ㅤ

ѕσ мσιѕт ♥ ѕυcн вяανє ♥ мany lєgισи ♥ wow
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#58 - 2016-01-18 10:34:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Ria Nieyli
Hello,

My name is Ria and I am a nineteen year old, well-groomed, fit and pretty Caldari Officer.

My hobbies include designing ships, welding ships together and putting various equipment on ships before flying them. My extremely good looks are only matched by my intellect, but I feel like modesty is my most outstanding personal quality. There's never a dull moment around me and every day is a new adventure. I'm constantly striving to imporve myself.

I am naturally blonde and have green eyes. I'm 180cm tall and weigh 70kg, with good, but not extreme muscle definition. I can easily do various gymnastic excercises.

Does that sound good to you? Well, too bad! I'm not looking for anyone. You can't have me, so don't even think about it.
Halfrek Foley
Doomheim
#59 - 2016-02-01 09:22:02 UTC
I'm just looking for more platonic friends. Nothing romantic. I still love my husband very much!

Some of you seem like very nice people. I'm sure you are all nice somehow in your own way.

Mail me if you like. Just please don't be nasty.
Lan Wang
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2016-02-01 10:02:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Lan Wang
Hi im Lan and i like drugs, i dont get out much so i spend my time with my 2 Yetamos Kukei & Fang Cry but i like drinking and electronic music and fixing my Dramiel when it breaks down

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
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