Crime & Punishment

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Skyrider Deathknight. I also go by the name Joe Barbarian. Some of you may know my name already. Well that is good so I’ll skip the boring introductions.

I shall be making frequent trips to highsec on a mission given by the most royal of guards of New Eden. The Federation of Goonswarm. You shall call us “The Sansha Crusaders” Our goals is simple, to liberate highsec of scourge of sansha once and for all. When an incursion has hit 0% the final site known to Local commoners as “The Kundalini Manifest” We will come galloping on our chariots to assist the locals in their time of need! – They will be freed. We will put our lives on the line for these locals.

The might of the crusaders will bow to no man. We will begin upon the next full moon, proving that all the paper work from his royal highness is in order. (and CCP).

All the relevant high sec communities will be contacted beforehand in pre-negotiations about their resolve to assist the locals they so claim to fight for.

We are also for hire for termination of a highsec incursion. Also hired to stand down. Our loyalty will lay with the highest bidder unless instructed by his royal highness. Don't get us wrong. If we see a Kundalini. We will come. Every single time.

Notice to our war targets. We will come prepared. We will outnumber you. We will outgun you. We will prevail in our mission. Don't get in our way.

Great. Another war on npc's. What this one gonna be, A five part miniseries?

You forgot the link to the donations page.

Will Top donators be mentioned in the credits?

Hisec incursions disappear pretty fast. Its them nullsec incursions that linger around for days on end. Any plans on helpin fight that good fight? Im sure most of the locals would be more than happy to help lend a hand. How about lowsec? I know youse have a rule that lowsec cant be done or whathaveyou, But i wonder.

Sir it would appear you are upset. I wish not to offend you. I am merely offering the services of the sansha crusade in those in dire need. Do you mock those who need our assistance?

I assure you kind sir. This is nor a troll or an alt. Underestimating us will be your undoing.

You mistake upset for curiosity, We all know stonrs cant get upset. Silly goon. The Sansha Scourge is persistent in all areas of space except wormhole. I wonder if this is just another plan to rile up the hisec population, Or if its a push to get CCP to do away with them all together as per your groups usual policy.

Nah, we like that sweet sweet ISK. But those Highsec Incursion dwellers..they have a far to boring life. We just want to spice it up a little, or lift the burden of their full wallets.

Im pretty sure you got the wrong end of the stick there.
Regardless , this would be interesting if it actually happens .

Ahh, I see. I will note the moons activity over the comming weeks. Good luck on your endeavors. I truely hope you chaps stick to this plan. As other plans that have arisen recently seem to have gone not so well for the hive. I will watch this situation and plan accordingly any help i see able to. I have a ton of experience with kundalini, If questions are in need of an answer feel free to evemail me. Im off to generate real life content for my employer.

Please read correctly... Nitshe is the troll, not you.. although