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Stupidist thing ive ever done.

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Lan Wang
African Atomic.
OnlyFleets.
#21 - 2016-01-25 17:25:59 UTC
i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#22 - 2016-01-25 20:26:47 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron



Haven't we all OopsCry

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Nadja Hawk
Doomheim
#23 - 2016-01-25 22:20:18 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
i was neck deep in a bottle of wine the other night and tried to gank a rookie ship and failed spectacularly
(yeah i know, i suck at this game)

being drunk though i forgot i needed to get her pod out ,
o7 hg slave set.

edit: this was on an alt now.


no.. you fking rock at this game!
Lan Wang
African Atomic.
OnlyFleets.
#24 - 2016-01-25 22:38:02 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron



Haven't we all OopsCry


omg im not the only one?! Shocked

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Trader20
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2016-01-25 23:09:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Trader20
Seems every time I drink really heavy I wind up shooting friendly, gate, or station by accident. Or I forget to load ammo of even fit the damn ship lol but that's after like black out drunkenness.
Kira yuno
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2016-01-26 00:58:20 UTC
Repped a -10 Cyno character and 11 minutes later decided I should take some stuff to jita....

Can almost hear joy in marmite comms when suspect ark lands on high sec gate
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#27 - 2016-01-26 01:35:42 UTC
I was in Amarr challenging people to duels and when people accepted, I realized I have no guns, and people can't target me. *sad trombone*

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

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Interstellar Services Department
Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#28 - 2016-01-26 01:44:38 UTC
I havn't posted here? I'm surprised I haven't posted here.

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?
TackyTachy1
Doomheim
#29 - 2016-01-29 05:04:03 UTC
Sober but math challenged; failed to add sufficient zeros and sold a Typhoon for about 20 ISK or something close to that. Sold quick, though.

Forum Rep for a bunch of characters, couple corps and one seriously Lost In Space multiboxer.
Nashuar Attor
Rat Kings Crew
#30 - 2016-01-29 09:50:35 UTC
This one time, way back when I lived in wormhole space, I was 5/8 hammered and was trying to anchor a new tower in my system. This was cool, me and my corpies where perfectly safe. Anyway, despite not being able to walk straight I was able to Dscan and I spotted a gang come up on the Dscan.

Oh no!! says me. The tower was just finishing anchoring, and my booze dulled senses told me that I wouldn't have time to put the shields up before the gang found my newly anchored tower. I clean forgot that a large tower was not going to be blown up by a T3 roam in a C2. Soooooo, what does drunk me do? He warps to the tower and clicks unanchor. Yep. Turns out the gang had only just found the tower, they watched me click unanchor, then blew me up and podded me to HS.

Weeeeelllll, the gang hung out, waited for my tower to unanchor, then stole it.

Because drunk me wasn't done doing dopey ****, I then convoed the person who stole my tower and offered to buy it back. Yep, which I did.....and because they suspected some kind of trap the handover was done in HS, where I could of bought a new tower, for less than what I paid to get my old one back. Yeah it was a great plan after a six pack of rums.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Kalihira
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#31 - 2016-01-29 15:39:25 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron


Was I the atron? Not too long ago in Hek? Lol
Lan Wang
African Atomic.
OnlyFleets.
#32 - 2016-01-29 16:28:27 UTC
Kalihira wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron


Was I the atron? Not too long ago in Hek? Lol


It was in lowsec, i dont think you were, i missed the alpha then it was game over for me

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2016-01-29 17:44:04 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
i was neck deep in a bottle of wine the other night and tried to gank a rookie ship and failed spectacularly
(yeah i know, i suck at this game)

being drunk though i forgot i needed to get her pod out ,
o7 hg slave set.

edit: this was on an alt now.


You lost one too? I got assassinated last week by that one guy who smartbombs pods. Can't remember his name off the top of my head but I had replaced them within an hour so I didn't really care. The best part was, someone hired him to do it.

Someone out there is very salty at me Twisted and frankly, I wear it as a badge of honour that they didn't have the balls to pod me themselves.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2016-01-29 17:48:23 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
Kalihira wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron


Was I the atron? Not too long ago in Hek? Lol


It was in lowsec, i dont think you were, i missed the alpha then it was game over for me


Actually, funny story.

Was in an instalocking nado somewhere in Genesis when I was with SYJ and I had a spot on a gate that had a lot of traffic, and I'd warp to this spot and sit there and wait. Anyway, one day, I had to pee, so I docked up, did that, came back, and warped back to my spot...


...only to land on and decloak a Buzzard that was right on my spot at the gate. Like, right on it. He instantly aggro'd me and for a moment I though, "Oh I'm done", but I started locking him out of instinct anyway. Then I remembered that it was lowsec, and I wasn't a criminal, so he was gonna get popped by gate guns. So despite him having me scrammed at less than 5k away, I fired a volley of the 1400mm cannons anyway. They missed completely of course, but I still got the killmail because the gate guns didn't.

Got a mail from him a few minutes later saying, "woops, forgot I wasn't in nulsec."

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Kalihira
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#35 - 2016-01-29 20:03:26 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
Kalihira wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron


Was I the atron? Not too long ago in Hek? Lol


It was in lowsec, i dont think you were, i missed the alpha then it was game over for me


Aah. I had some tradehub camper activating a killright on me when I landed on station. Ofc I land out of docking range , in an empty T1 hauler. he blaps me, i warp off semi panicing since i was in my snakes. Warp on station, dock, happen to have a pvp fit atron there. I undock fully expecting he would dock when I burn for him... I pull transversal immediately and the ****** actually tries to shoot me!! Lock > burn > shoot till it helplessly dies. His buddy manages to kill my atron afterwards in a proteus, but I have a 100m kill while they have 15-ish.. I win Big smile
Lan Wang
African Atomic.
OnlyFleets.
#36 - 2016-01-29 21:02:39 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
Kalihira wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron


Was I the atron? Not too long ago in Hek? Lol


It was in lowsec, i dont think you were, i missed the alpha then it was game over for me


Actually, funny story.

Was in an instalocking nado somewhere in Genesis when I was with SYJ and I had a spot on a gate that had a lot of traffic, and I'd warp to this spot and sit there and wait. Anyway, one day, I had to pee, so I docked up, did that, came back, and warped back to my spot...


...only to land on and decloak a Buzzard that was right on my spot at the gate. Like, right on it. He instantly aggro'd me and for a moment I though, "Oh I'm done", but I started locking him out of instinct anyway. Then I remembered that it was lowsec, and I wasn't a criminal, so he was gonna get popped by gate guns. So despite him having me scrammed at less than 5k away, I fired a volley of the 1400mm cannons anyway. They missed completely of course, but I still got the killmail because the gate guns didn't.

Got a mail from him a few minutes later saying, "woops, forgot I wasn't in nulsec."



Ive done that alot, engage on the lowsec gates in frigates forgetting i was in lowsec and not null Pirate

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Iria Ahrens
Space Perverts and Forum Pirates
#37 - 2016-01-29 23:40:08 UTC
alt-tabbing to check out images posted in scc-lounge while warping around null. Then I hear the damage alarm. I had decloaked off a gate.

My choice of pronouns is based on your avatar. Even if I know what is behind the avatar.
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