Crime & Punishment

So others have asked me to tell them the story and so I wrote it all down for someone and figured Id share it with you guys in here too..


I had just got done plexing for the night and had returned to my high sec haunt to call it a night. I jump into kuomi and dscan pops up a hulk and a provi and I notice of the 4 guys besides me in local that one is suspect. I tell myself noone is that stupid. But I go and check it out.

Warp to first belt, dang, wrong belt, warp to right belt and as i warp in low and behold there it is, this big beautiful suspect freighter.

I run in, apply scram and start applying dps... a paltry 162.6 dps I might add. It takes a while for him to notice whats going on and he sits there continuing to mine in his hulk. Soon the jig is up and he pops drones from the hulk. Fearing the worst as I eat through the provis shields quite quickly he decides he will aggro me with the hulk.

Kill: Yankin Urchain (Hulk) https://zkillboard.com/kill/51528830/

I keep scram on the provi and whore a few shots on the Hulk. The hulks drones before it pops to concords loving fire get me down to about 50% armor. Nothing too bad, worth it to even kill the hulk. As I am now killboard green even losing the provi kill wont be a total loss on the night for me.

Return fire on the provi and he starts aligning to station. Chewing... ever sooo... slowly...

Im spamming dscan the entire time. Waiting for friends, alts, anyone else to show up and stop this pity party this guys having and blow my lil ship to kingdom come. Then I notice an arby undock from his station, concord disappears and I know its him trying desperately to save his poor provi but alas global timers wont let him warp off station and soon sure enough I see his egg sitting there on dscan. I lol in local and say "bye arby". This of course resets his global timer which he couldve let wear off, undock the arby and kill me... hell he couldve done it in the first place instead of losing the hulk. :D But stupid is as stupid does.

He, this time, waits out his global countdown and Im starting on hull. Ugh and its slow going. But what pops up on overview? A cheetah? Wtf you gonna do with that mate?!? Spit on me? Sure enough he aggros and tries to shoot with his pea shooter.

Kill: Yankin Urchain (Cheetah) https://zkillboard.com/kill/51528999/

That it seems was his last ship and last straw. He returns to station and docks up and only a short TWENTY minutes from the initial scram on the provi does it blow up in hilariously epic killmail fashion.


Kill: toregg (Providence) https://zkillboard.com/kill/51529018/

So all told he lost 4 ships that day. 3 to me and 3 to concord.

[ 2016.01.22 04:45:39 ] Kyra Tsunami > that was a really expensive lesson

The irony is thats not the funniest part.

Bounty placed on you
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2016.01.22 07:17

toregg placed 100,000,000 ISK in bounty on your head.

So Im worth something now....

Kill right earned
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2016.01.22 04:26

As a victim of Yankin Urchain‘s unlawful aggression you now have a kill right against them. Once activated, the kill right allows you to seek revenge, alone or with friends, without CONCORD intervention.


Kill right earned
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2016.01.22 04:42

As a victim of Yankin Urchain‘s unlawful aggression you now have a kill right against them. Once activated, the kill right allows you to seek revenge, alone or with friends, without CONCORD intervention.

Not one but TWO chances to kill him in the next 30 days again. Yeah itll be a fun 30 days.


And thats the entire story. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed telling it and doing it!

Thankyou for sharing

Dreams come true.

If you applied to the Bully Squad, i would endorse your application forthwith.

That's a truly beautiful story. I expect updates when you use the killrights.

I once killed two freighters with the same killright. The second one I soloed with a Malediction.

Excellent post. +1.

Cool story, why would anyone fly a suspect freighter,

did you ever find out why

He was jet canning and having the provi steal from the can. Plain stupid.

At least he figured out it there was something to be learned from this.

Not completely stupid if they were in the same fleet. Prolly was and DC'd at some point. Ofc, could have just abandoned the can. Effing epic ****** mode on the guy.

Excellent read 10/10

Thanx guys it was really fun to do. Was just pure dumb luck really that it all happened. And so far hes not staying online much and just keeps staying docked when he does for the most part.

http://prntscr.com/9vcqqi



I think hes ready for me now though....