Out of Pod Experience

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Can you even Catalyst?

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Oh wow, I totes dunno where to begin, Miss Hole!!

You know 'cause I haven't got to fly much lately. I had one or two good fights though! But yeah, like so I'm sittin' around the tower a lot n' listenin' in on stuffs I get to hear about alllll the juicy stuff yo. Check it...

So like my sista Dani, yeah, she's been like .. changin'. I dunno, somethin' somethin' siblin' rivalry I guess n' when we was in Amarr a few weeks back this guy shows up n' apparently is a friend of hers. Like this Brutor guy but he was pale white, I never seen that before. Kinda ugly though n' that's sayin' something comin' from me 'cause I totes think Matari guys are HAWT. Hnnng, anywho.

So we're all chillin' in the livin' area n' in walks this guy. He's like all nervous or on drugs or somethin' 'cause he's sayin' this weird stuff n' Dani kinda had to drag him away. They went like into the sleepin' quarters, but yo I don't think nothin' happened 'cause like Dani came back out five minutes later n' kicked this dude outta the place. Totes hilarious yo.

She n' Erica killed some Rattlers n' a Nestor last night was like 4.5b worth of stuff or somethin'.

She got this medal today, like for makin' her 500th kill with Iso5 n' stuff. Yay, go Dans.

Anyway yeah, The Banana's been doin' her usual stuff. Like totes cray cray, n' I think she got this thing goin' with Mista Jackson, he's like this hunky Sebbie guy she met in IGS or somethin'. I dunno all the deets 'cause she's keepin' quiet about it, but I think they're like goin' on a date or somethin' soon.

She got this cool new ship, like just the other day yo. Called a Sin or somethin' and took it out blopsin' last night for the first time, killed couple of things hey. Foedus n' his girls been teachin' her the tricks of the trade with it, like finishin' off pods with your smartbombs.

She also got this medal too, like for her 500th kill for Iso5 just recently. Yay 'nanas.

And wow yo, I tell you Miss Hole my biggest sista, well that's where it's been at lately. Good thing nobody ain't readin' this but you n' me cause she'd flip the **** out if she knew I was talkin' about her stuff. They all would. I think my sista finally comin' outta her shell again n' gettin' over all that stuff from before with Mista B. She's had like these four guys all kinda interested in her, all Brutor guys too n' I think it got a bit much for her. There was this one dude, really nice but kinda odd. I liked him though sorta. He was all over her for ages n' stuff, but I dunno if sis was interested much 'cause in the end he just kinda drifted away from her n' hasn't written her in a while. Who knows.

Then there was this other guy n' he was like ... uh, woah, Miss Hole. Kinda .. scary n' like totes overbearin' n' dominant, kinda demandin' n' stuff. I think my sista met him like this one time, had to kinda push him off her he was so forward n' stuff. I don't think my sista liked him but he kinda kept tryin' to get into her catsuit n' in the end she just told him straight like "yo I'm not down with you" n' he kinda flipped out n' went all salty at her, like she'd led him on or something, like wow.

He's all bitter n' stuff now n' not talkin' to her no more 'cause she's not into him.

Then yeah like there was this other guy, Mista D n' he's real sweet. He was a student from my sista's project over there in Matari space n' he got in touch with her to thank her for all the work she n' us been doin' by sponsoring the Shizuko girls n' stuff. They been chattin' a lot n' met a couple times n' I think somethin' might be goin' on there 'cause like just the other day when we was comin' home from this op that fell through she stopped in station n' told Dani n' me to keep going home and not to disturb her.

She come home like totes late that night n' had this look about her I not seen for ages. All glowin' n' stuff, ha. She stayed in her quarters all the next day, dunno why.

n' then there's like this totes hot guy, Mr Mortlake I think his name is n' she been talkin' about him heaps lately. I think they been talkin' n' stuff n' she's like totes keen to meet him n' stuff, I seen him on the forums n' yeah, I'd like do him for real, wow. Supa suave n' real hot n' stuff, I dunno what's goin' on there 'cause my sista ain't sayin' much.

As for me you? Well wow, not that much happenin'. I had this one cool guy writin' to me, but like it totes wasn't about anythin' sexy or anythin'. I thought it was gonna be but all it was is talk about my Stratios n' stuff n' how he wants to like totes duel me to see how our fits compare. I thought it might be one of them like innuendo things but I think he's like actually serious n' wants to fight with ships n' stuff. Meh.

Kellie's been the usual. She's been in New Horizon like overseein' the stuff there since our alliance moved in. I think she got bored with it though 'cause she came home to Aurora last night with my sistas. Uhhgg, now I gotta listen to her moanin' about my Matari rap music again like she always does.


Sure do. You keep on keepin' it real, Miss Hole. Much love yo! ♥

Oh ****

Oh, do they always play Heavy metal on Eve radio in the middle of the night?

Totally empowering and a great surprise. If only I would live in another timezone, like Atlantis perhaps, if only that land would still exist...

Nighties. o/

It's no coincidence that both fashion models and fighter jets use runways...

It's all kicking off in LAGL here tonight.



I have a feeling it does, somewhere.

Mornings LAGLers! It's anticyclone time again and our winter-without-winter is back. 14º C and rising to 17º C by noon...