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Natheniel
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#101 - 2016-01-15 18:42:34 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Natheniel wrote:
Diana, I heard a rumor

Apparently it's said that for a guy to get you in bed he must be wearing a tibus heth mask or look exactly like him. Is this true?

That kind of rumor could be spread only by a complete idiot. So, please next time just wreck their face with a fist when they say it, and tell them it was from me.
Also, it doesn't add to your mental representation even asking that sort of thing. More like subtracts from it. Huge chunk.

Besides that I would like to add that I am a Caldari Officer, I can do everything myself and I don't need anyone's help to climb into my bed. That sort of task suits more for some sort of a slave for some sort of old Amarr lord, but definitely not for young Caldari officer.



Is that what the power tools sound was from your quarters during the PPC? Here I thought they were building something...

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#102 - 2016-01-16 07:42:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Diana Kim
Natheniel wrote:

Is that what the power tools sound was from your quarters during the PPC? Here I thought they were building something...

Oh, so you have auditory hallucinations as well.
Duly noted.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#103 - 2016-01-16 16:52:38 UTC
Hey Kim-baka, the word you're so heinously misusing is spelled D-U-L-Y.

Then again since you're a totally psychotic, sex-starved, man-hating little git who can't properly add 2 and 2, "dully noted" was probably correct for you. You're as dull as a ball bearing.

Just a quick question though; just what is it you use those rubberized Thorax and missile models you like waving around for? Oh never mind, I think Pilot Nathaniel answered that already.

Buzz, buzz, buzz...whirr, whirr, whirr.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#104 - 2016-01-16 18:18:49 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:

Then again since you're a totally psychotic, sex-starved, man-hating little git who can't properly add 2 and 2

And here, dear readers, you all can see typical minmatar, displaying their primitive savage culture by lying about Caldari officers.

I hope Amarr Empire will enslave this Rella sooner, it is obvious that creatures with such mental development level should not be allowed to run and operate without supervision.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#105 - 2016-01-18 20:50:26 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I really DIDN'T wish to know where does this incompetent gallentean put his ugly nose into to sniff.
Now I will have nightmares about such scenes.

But you didn't deny it....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#106 - 2016-01-18 23:00:31 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I really DIDN'T wish to know where does this incompetent gallentean put his ugly nose into to sniff.
Now I will have nightmares about such scenes.

But you didn't deny it....

Anslo's nose and smells aren't my problems. Why should I care about them?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#107 - 2016-01-18 23:30:42 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I really DIDN'T wish to know where does this incompetent gallentean put his ugly nose into to sniff.
Now I will have nightmares about such scenes.

But you didn't deny it....

Anslo's nose and smells aren't my problems. Why should I care about them?

The insult was that you smell like a Gallente hooker, insinuating that you either spent enough time intimately close to one, or you are one.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#108 - 2016-01-19 04:57:46 UTC
It's incredibly difficult to conduct research with accredited scientists in the State when I'm wearing a badge that reads 'Night Theifs.' So frak my CEO and the bottle of whisky he was drinking when he was filling out our gods damned paperwork.

Look at me. I used to be a Dragonaur and now I'm doing side work for pirates in the ass end of Providence. If I could just kill myself, I would.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!

Elsebeth Rhiannon
Gradient
Electus Matari
#109 - 2016-01-19 08:08:58 UTC
Morgan Wulver wrote:
Look at me. I used to be a Dragonaur and now I'm doing side work for pirates in the ass end of Providence. If I could just kill myself, I would.

What's stopping you?
Natheniel
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#110 - 2016-01-19 17:04:43 UTC
Elsebeth Rhiannon wrote:
Morgan Wulver wrote:
Look at me. I used to be a Dragonaur and now I'm doing side work for pirates in the ass end of Providence. If I could just kill myself, I would.

What's stopping you?


#effort most likely

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#111 - 2016-01-19 18:38:01 UTC
Natheniel wrote:
Elsebeth Rhiannon wrote:
Morgan Wulver wrote:
Look at me. I used to be a Dragonaur and now I'm doing side work for pirates in the ass end of Providence. If I could just kill myself, I would.

What's stopping you?


#effort most likely

He hasn't discovered the Biomass services yet?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#112 - 2016-01-19 18:47:36 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Natheniel wrote:
Elsebeth Rhiannon wrote:
Morgan Wulver wrote:
Look at me. I used to be a Dragonaur and now I'm doing side work for pirates in the ass end of Providence. If I could just kill myself, I would.

What's stopping you?


#effort most likely

He hasn't discovered the Biomass services yet?

If I have a job or there's work to be done, then I have a responsibility to carry on and make myself useful. Not all Caldari are eager to drink the tea at the first sign of hardship you know, and I imagine I still have many many years of embarrassing myself until I've rendered myself completely useless to the State.

Only then will I thoroughly consider the option.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!

Natheniel
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#113 - 2016-01-19 19:42:17 UTC
Morgan Wulver wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Natheniel wrote:
Elsebeth Rhiannon wrote:
Morgan Wulver wrote:
Look at me. I used to be a Dragonaur and now I'm doing side work for pirates in the ass end of Providence. If I could just kill myself, I would.

What's stopping you?


#effort most likely

He hasn't discovered the Biomass services yet?

If I have a job or there's work to be done, then I have a responsibility to carry on and make myself useful. Not all Caldari are eager to drink the tea at the first sign of hardship you know, and I imagine I still have many many years of embarrassing myself until I've rendered myself completely useless to the State.

Only then will I thoroughly consider the option.



Tea?! TEA?! My GOD! You Caldari barbarians, Here in the civilized world of the federation its juice!

This is why the Caldari must be destroyed

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#114 - 2016-01-20 01:49:57 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I really DIDN'T wish to know where does this incompetent gallentean put his ugly nose into to sniff.
Now I will have nightmares about such scenes.

But you didn't deny it....

Anslo's nose and smells aren't my problems. Why should I care about them?

The insult was that you smell like a Gallente hooker, insinuating that you either spent enough time intimately close to one, or you are one.

Considering that gallentean moron never actually smelled me (or you would see otherwise his nose on portrait being terribly deformed if not absent completely), any his assessments about my smell are invalid in the first place. On the other hand, the moral of the story is that he actually knows that smell, which leads to logical conclusion about where his nose has been.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#115 - 2016-01-20 16:14:41 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I really DIDN'T wish to know where does this incompetent gallentean put his ugly nose into to sniff.
Now I will have nightmares about such scenes.

But you didn't deny it....

Anslo's nose and smells aren't my problems. Why should I care about them?

The insult was that you smell like a Gallente hooker, insinuating that you either spent enough time intimately close to one, or you are one.

Considering that gallentean moron never actually smelled me (or you would see otherwise his nose on portrait being terribly deformed if not absent completely), any his assessments about my smell are invalid in the first place. On the other hand, the moral of the story is that he actually knows that smell, which leads to logical conclusion about where his nose has been.

Never doubt Anslo's ninja like olfactory abilities. He could smell you and you'd never be the wiser....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#116 - 2016-01-22 20:16:30 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:

Never doubt Anslo's ninja like olfactory abilities. He could smell you and you'd never be the wiser....

I don't think that even with ninja like olfactory abilities he could smell a lot with his nose filled with his own blood. Because unlike him I have ninja like punching abilities.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#117 - 2016-01-22 20:21:29 UTC
Morgan Wulver wrote:

Look at me. I used to be a Dragonaur and now I'm doing side work for pirates in the ass end of Providence. If I could just kill myself, I would.

And for you, Mr. Wulver, I'd like to say that you should take proud in being a Dragonaur. This is a society that preserves Caldari Culture and being part in it is a great honor.

Even if your organization had difficulties after Executor's disappearance, and were descending down into underground, it isn't a reason to drop your hands down. Calling Templis Dragonaurs terrorists is unjust and alogical gallente propaganda move. Pity that many Caldari are weak to fall for this.

You should fight for the name and prestige of your organization, because all Caldari will be watching at you. Show everyone that Templis Dragonaurs are not just "terrorists" as pro-gallente media claims, but honorable and worthy members of Caldari society, that care for our culture more than others.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Dusty 3allvalve
Strategic Exploration and Development Corp
Silent Company
#118 - 2016-01-23 20:44:32 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
I have had a flash of genius.

Everybody always complains about people messing up each other's threads right?

So how's this for a solution. Everybody limit your fighting, off topic arguing, **** posting, **** slinging, pedantic, snide little comments, and general bigotry to this thread.

I'll even start you off.

Diana Kim, Anslo said you smell like a Gallentean whore Big smile

Enjoy.

OMG you're awesome. LOL

Those leeches are just gonna be there to screw with things. Some are just hateful, some need attention and a hug, and some of these people just can't help that they are really stupid. But they are out there watching and waiting for any mistake or other means to exploit.

Nice post Kalaratiri.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#119 - 2016-01-23 20:54:26 UTC
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
I know what I'm about son


I'm not a man! Stop saying that I'm a man! I don't even have a moustache!

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Vasko Ecclesiarch
Doomheim
#120 - 2016-01-28 14:57:52 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
I know what I'm about son


I'm not a man! Stop saying that I'm a man! I don't even have a moustache!