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C&P Bully Squad - Taking applications

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#21 - 2016-01-22 15:23:05 UTC
Someone once intimated that they would see me the following Tuesday.

I waited in all day and nobody turned up, which surprised me considering how excited they were about it.

I later discovered, following a conversation with an associate who is far more 'street' than I, that it was simply a covert method of comparing me to a ladygarden. To say I was 'shocked' would be an understatement.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#22 - 2016-01-22 19:36:04 UTC
1) Name: Bumblefck
2) Epeen Size: some/potentially infinite
3) # uses of the word "Aspirant": Myriad
4) # Victims: On the forums? Untold.
5) #Code threads posted in/started: Several
6) #times u have left Hisec.: Once but I had to return for clean underwear

Bonus Credit

7) I am Linked to Holysheet1 (Y/N) Yes, I am apparently his 'herald'
8) I am linked to GHSC (Y/N) No...or am I?
9) I am Linked to Xenuria (Y/N) I, too, am a furry
10) I have less than 30m in my Wallet (Y/N) Yes
11) I Walk around the basement chest beating after a killmail (Y/N) You betcha
12) I have skipped dinner to increase chance of a killmail (Y/N) Bumble is constantly starvingSad
13) I have a Roleplay forum alt. (Y/N) Bumble looks at the logs, and decides he is his own best alt
14) i occasionally fly with a prostitute in my hold Who doesn't?



Money (and space love) sent to Jerry

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#23 - 2016-01-22 20:16:55 UTC
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
As the official judge of crime and punishment I can not endorse bullying. Now if it was the C&P goon squad that is something I could get behind


I didn't make it up

Subtle is Subtle.

Don't let other people pigeon hole you

Other suggestions
The C&e-Peen squad
C&P service department
C&P customer complaints division
C&P enforcers

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#24 - 2016-01-22 20:21:19 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
As the official judge of crime and punishment I can not endorse bullying. Now if it was the C&P goon squad that is something I could get behind


I didn't make it up

Subtle is Subtle.

Don't let other people pigeon hole you

Other suggestions
The C&e-Peen squad
C&P service department
C&P customer complaints division
C&P enforcers




The See and Pee'ers

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#25 - 2016-01-22 20:25:27 UTC
Add that one too

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#26 - 2016-01-22 20:37:03 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
As the official judge of crime and punishment I can not endorse bullying. Now if it was the C&P goon squad that is something I could get behind


I didn't make it up

Subtle is Subtle.

Don't let other people pigeon hole you

Other suggestions
The C&e-Peen squad
C&P service department
C&P customer complaints division
C&P enforcers

Why yea gotta rename what we all are to make it sound nice. Think it's better to have the bad label then the politically correct one.
But I prefer Psychological Terrorist.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#27 - 2016-01-22 21:37:43 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
As the official judge of crime and punishment I can not endorse bullying. Now if it was the C&P goon squad that is something I could get behind


I guess leading the gang of merry men with your "alt GTFO" comments isn't endorsing right?? ;-)

Alt and proud
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#28 - 2016-01-23 01:26:05 UTC
Regarding the name.

Im not too concerned with a name change.

heres a survey to fill in, winner takes all.

@JerryTPepridge
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#29 - 2016-01-23 01:26:53 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
1) Name: Bumblefck
2) Epeen Size: some/potentially infinite
3) # uses of the word "Aspirant": Myriad
4) # Victims: On the forums? Untold.
5) #Code threads posted in/started: Several
6) #times u have left Hisec.: Once but I had to return for clean underwear

Bonus Credit

7) I am Linked to Holysheet1 (Y/N) Yes, I am apparently his 'herald'
8) I am linked to GHSC (Y/N) No...or am I?
9) I am Linked to Xenuria (Y/N) I, too, am a furry
10) I have less than 30m in my Wallet (Y/N) Yes
11) I Walk around the basement chest beating after a killmail (Y/N) You betcha
12) I have skipped dinner to increase chance of a killmail (Y/N) Bumble is constantly starvingSad
13) I have a Roleplay forum alt. (Y/N) Bumble looks at the logs, and decides he is his own best alt
14) i occasionally fly with a prostitute in my hold Who doesn't?



Money (and space love) sent to Jerry


Welcome to the Squad.

@JerryTPepridge
Shallanna Yassavi
qwertz corp
#30 - 2016-01-23 02:06:10 UTC
1) Name: Shallanna Yassavi
2) Epeen Size: Umm... none?
3) # uses of the word "Aspirant": Maybe 3
4) # Victims: 0
5) #Code threads posted in/started : 3-4
6) #times u have left Hisec: Quite a few when I was younger.

Bonus Credit ( additional credit to your application)

7) I am Linked to Holysheet1 (N)
8) I am linked to GHSC (N)
9) I am Linked to Xenuria (N)
10) I have less than 30m in my Wallet (Sometimes)
11) I Walk around the basement chest beating after a killmail (N)
11A) I have killed someone within the last 7 days (N, and you'd think that was a question)
12) I have skipped dinner to increase chance of a killmail (N)
13) I have a Roleplay forum alt. (N, but I do roleplay sometimes.)
13A) I am a Roleplay forum alt: (N, and why wasn't this a question?)
14) i occasionally fly with a prostitute in my hold (N and... why would I?)

A signature :o
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#31 - 2016-01-23 03:31:24 UTC
Shallanna Yassavi wrote:
1) Name: Shallanna Yassavi
2) Epeen Size: Umm... none?
3) # uses of the word "Aspirant": Maybe 3
4) # Victims: 0
5) #Code threads posted in/started : 3-4
6) #times u have left Hisec: Quite a few when I was younger.

Bonus Credit ( additional credit to your application)

7) I am Linked to Holysheet1 (N)
8) I am linked to GHSC (N)
9) I am Linked to Xenuria (N)
10) I have less than 30m in my Wallet (Sometimes)
11) I Walk around the basement chest beating after a killmail (N)
11A) I have killed someone within the last 7 days (N, and you'd think that was a question)
12) I have skipped dinner to increase chance of a killmail (N)
13) I have a Roleplay forum alt. (N, but I do roleplay sometimes.)
13A) I am a Roleplay forum alt: (N, and why wasn't this a question?)
14) i occasionally fly with a prostitute in my hold (N and... why would I?)


Rejected.

@JerryTPepridge
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#32 - 2016-01-23 03:33:08 UTC
Nofear Alt wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
As the official judge of crime and punishment I can not endorse bullying. Now if it was the C&P goon squad that is something I could get behind


I guess leading the gang of merry men with your "alt GTFO" comments isn't endorsing right?? ;-)


Correct

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#33 - 2016-01-23 04:47:35 UTC
I would apply, but I'm still bitter about what happened when I tried to join Holysheet's Corp.

It hurt me worse than the great scrotumite scandal of 2015. I think we all remember how that turned out.

I can't take that kind of rejection again.

Besides, I accidentally jumped into Tama once.
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#34 - 2016-01-23 04:55:17 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
I would apply, but I'm still bitter about what happened when I tried to join Holysheet's Corp.

It hurt me worse than the great scrotumite scandal of 2015. I think we all remember how that turned out.

I can't take that kind of rejection again.

Besides, I accidentally jumped into Tama once.


Tama is a good system coz its easy to type. (4 letters) also, it's easier to get thru that system with spikey ships, such as the phantasm to your right.

the large spike is heat seeking & detects methane emissions, it's pretty accurate.

Based on that

If you applied, i'm sure you would receive an endorsment.

@JerryTPepridge
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#35 - 2016-01-24 03:32:43 UTC
Combo number 7 please, with extra mayonnaise.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#36 - 2016-01-24 03:55:57 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Combo number 7 please, with extra mayonnaise.


I usually advise people not to order "extra mayonnaise" at the C&P drive through.

I hesitate to describe why.
Nitshe Razvedka
#37 - 2016-01-24 04:29:55 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Combo number 7 please, with extra mayonnaise.


I usually advise people not to order "extra mayonnaise" at the C&P drive through.

I hesitate to describe why.




Don't fall asleep on Mo's couch, an you thought that sticky eye was conjunctivitis......Ugh



Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#38 - 2016-01-24 05:42:48 UTC
Anya Klibor wrote:
I have a mail from like...years ago where someone threatened to report me to the FBI for cyberterrorism, because I smacked in local.


was it nitshe? lol

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#39 - 2016-01-24 13:33:36 UTC
1) Name: FloppieTheBanjoClown
2) Epeen Size: I'm FloppieTheBanjoClown.
3) # uses of the word: Infrequent.
4) # Victims: Hundreds
5) #Code threads posted in/started: Posted in most of them. I'm a fan.
6) #times u have left Hisec: Can't count them. I'm an equal opportunity "bully".

Bonus Credit ( additional credit to your application)

7) I am Linked to Holysheet1 (Y/N): Y, In that he has an irrational dislike for me.
8) I am linked to GHSC (Y/N): N
9) I am Linked to Xenuria (Y/N): N
10) I have less than 30m in my Wallet (Y/N): N
11) I Walk around the basement chest beating after a killmail (Y/N): N
12) I have skipped dinner to increase chance of a killmail (Y/N): Y
13) I have a Roleplay forum alt. (Y/N): Depends on your definition of roleplay. I have forum alts for certain purposes.
14) i occasionally fly with a prostitute in my hold: You mean other people don't?

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#40 - 2016-01-24 19:57:19 UTC
I don't have an irrational dislike for you floppy. It's the slanderous article of me on your webpage. I'm more the kind to react to unfair judgement based on here-say than to just dislike someone I don't know.

What's the point of this thread again?

7 is my lucky number, thanks.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
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