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IGS TL;DR Season 2.1
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Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#1 - 2012-01-09 12:57:46 UTC
Headlines
During the Amarrian Loyalist of the Year award ceremony, Lord Vaari gave an inspiring acceptance speech.

Freedom fighters have been banned from the Freedom Fighter of the Year awards.

Galaxy
Goonswarm Federation is planning to join the militias, all of the militias.

Education
The IGS vocabulary word of the month is Matriculation.

Announcments, Nuptials
I got laid. It was hot. I think I'm engaged.

Opinion
Ushra'Khan declares water is wet. Amarrian loyalists deny the allegation.

Mugshot Monday
Thgil Goldcore has been accused of sexual harassment after performing a spaceport security style enhanced pat-down search on a Disciples of Ston member.

Local
Excitement in The Summit channel has been fueled by rallying cries of "FREE MORWEN!!!" (CCP please take note of this)
Mikkel Lybecker
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-01-09 13:17:32 UTC
This thread's OP contains required levels of cynicism.
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#3 - 2012-01-09 13:58:31 UTC
Muck Raker or Kazzzi ?

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Rek Jaiga
Teraa Matar
#4 - 2012-01-09 16:42:33 UTC
Kazzzi wrote:

Galaxy
Goonswarm Federation is planning to join the militias, all of the militias.



Does this mean they'll hotdrop and blob themselves, too?
Aphoxema G
Khushakor Clan
#5 - 2012-01-09 17:12:18 UTC
Very informative, punctual and accurate, as always. Thank you for your services, Kazzzi.
Zanziba'ar
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#6 - 2012-01-10 01:16:27 UTC
fantastic. now i can ignore everything in New Eden until next time.
  • Mulzvich "Zanziba'ar" Gorath
Daniel L'Siata
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#7 - 2012-01-10 02:50:51 UTC
A man after my own heart.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#8 - 2012-01-14 13:00:32 UTC
Kazzzi wrote:

Ushra'Khan declares water is wet. Amarrian loyalists deny the allegation.


Actually, there is such a thing as dry water.

Apparently, Dry water, also known as "powdered water", is a solidified form of water, where water droplets are surrounded by a sandy silica coating.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#9 - 2012-01-15 12:53:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Kazzzi
Valerie Valate wrote:

Actually, there is such a thing as dry water.

Apparently, Dry water, also known as "powdered water", is a solidified form of water, where water droplets are surrounded by a sandy silica coating.


If someone snorted it like crash, would they drown?

Should add a subtle cherry flavoring and bottle it.
liara tson
Shrine Of The Frozen Winds
#10 - 2012-01-15 13:11:04 UTC
I fear I may have made a grave mistake in entering this world...
Carandrian
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-03-30 13:08:21 UTC
cuddles i didnt realise you were on here for everyone else that dosent know cuddles is zanzib'ar ... spread the word :)