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Hello! o/

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Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#21 - 2016-01-13 21:44:15 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
[deep jazzy voice]

Mmmmm... what 'ave we here? A special lil sumthan dat's new? Guurl, come over 'ere an sit on pappa's lap. I'll tell ya a story an show ya a real gud time. Fo realziez.

*licks lips*


annnnnnd still creepy xD

The Drake is a Lie

Luke Skywalking
C0NC0RD Branch Office
#22 - 2016-01-14 00:59:13 UTC
Welcome to Eve.

Stay calm. Fly safe.

No one method is the right method, nor the wrong method.

Candi LeMew
Division 13
#23 - 2016-01-14 07:17:06 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
[deep jazzy voice]

Mmmmm... what 'ave we here? A special lil sumthan dat's new? Guurl, come over 'ere an sit on pappa's lap. I'll tell ya a story an show ya a real gud time. Fo realziez.

*licks lips*

I'm game.

*Candi struts over, shoving the hesitant OP out of her way (gently). She sizes up ShahFluffers, licking his lips whilst patting his lap. "Heh." Mutters Candi with an unimpressed smirk, flicking both long braids over her shoulders as she circles him once or twice, fingertips dancing across his shoulders as she moves, the heels of her big yellow boots clacking softly on the decking with each step the little Intaki takes..*

Niqqa .. I don't think you could handle this.

*Candi says confidently as she comes to stand before the now-trembling, dribbling form of a seated-ShahFluffers. Her form-fitting yellow bodysuit creaks a little as she reaches upward, athletic shoulders flexing as she adjusts the goggles that rest on her forehead. A look of determination appearing on her tattooed features, big green eyes narrowing.*

Alright then. No funny business, yeah?

*Candi states firmly with a frown before her little form twists around and lowers, her butt coming to rest softly in ShahFluffers' lap. "Uhhg.." She murmers in apparent discomfort with another frown, shuffling her backside around a little to get comfy.*

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#24 - 2016-01-14 07:29:13 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
...
*Candi says confidently as she comes to stand before the now-trembling, dribbling form...

All I know out of that story is that I'm now trembling and dribbling too.

Especially dribbling.
Mephiztopheleze
Laphroaig Inc.
#25 - 2016-01-14 07:50:30 UTC
greetings and salutations.

Occasional Resident Newbie Correspondent for TMC: http://themittani.com/search/site/mephiztopheleze

This is my Forum Main. My Combat Alt is sambo Inkura

Emperor Furiosa
Doomheim
#26 - 2016-01-14 10:39:53 UTC
Hello Sweetheart!
ergherhdfgh
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2016-01-14 12:39:29 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
ShahFluffers wrote:
[deep jazzy voice]

Mmmmm... what 'ave we here? A special lil sumthan dat's new? Guurl, come over 'ere an sit on pappa's lap. I'll tell ya a story an show ya a real gud time. Fo realziez.

*licks lips*

I'm game.

*Candi struts over, shoving the hesitant OP out of her way (gently). She sizes up ShahFluffers, licking his lips whilst patting his lap. "Heh." Mutters Candi with an unimpressed smirk, flicking both long braids over her shoulders as she circles him once or twice, fingertips dancing across his shoulders as she moves, the heels of her big yellow boots clacking softly on the decking with each step the little Intaki takes..*

Niqqa .. I don't think you could handle this.

*Candi says confidently as she comes to stand before the now-trembling, dribbling form of a seated-ShahFluffers. Her form-fitting yellow bodysuit creaks a little as she reaches upward, athletic shoulders flexing as she adjusts the goggles that rest on her forehead. A look of determination appearing on her tattooed features, big green eyes narrowing.*

Alright then. No funny business, yeah?

*Candi states firmly with a frown before her little form twists around and lowers, her butt coming to rest softly in ShahFluffers' lap. "Uhhg.." She murmers in apparent discomfort with another frown, shuffling her backside around a little to get comfy.*

Thanks for taking one for the team and keeping the newbros out of trouble Candi.

Want to talk? Join Cara's channel in game: House Forelli

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#28 - 2016-01-14 13:17:39 UTC
ergherhdfgh wrote:
Thanks for taking one for the team and keeping the newbros out of trouble Candi.

She's such a erotic Diplomatic and Selfless Banana.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Taunrich Kaufmann
Hykkota-Kaufmann Foundaries LLC
#29 - 2016-01-14 15:06:14 UTC
Malasar Ravaan
Doomheim
#30 - 2016-01-14 15:08:05 UTC
Why hello OP. Hope you're enjoying Eve Big smile

Our enemies' blood will paint the blackness of space, a terrible testament to our power. Only God's great Empire shall remain, a beacon of light to guide us in these dark and perilous times. Amarr, ad victoriam! Nam claritas Imperii!

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#31 - 2016-01-15 04:17:22 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Candi LeMew wrote:
ShahFluffers wrote:
[deep jazzy voice]

Mmmmm... what 'ave we here? A special lil sumthan dat's new? Guurl, come over 'ere an sit on pappa's lap. I'll tell ya a story an show ya a real gud time. Fo realziez.

*licks lips*

I'm game.

*Candi struts over, shoving the hesitant OP out of her way (gently). She sizes up ShahFluffers, licking his lips whilst patting his lap. "Heh." Mutters Candi with an unimpressed smirk, flicking both long braids over her shoulders as she circles him once or twice, fingertips dancing across his shoulders as she moves, the heels of her big yellow boots clacking softly on the decking with each step the little Intaki takes..*

Niqqa .. I don't think you could handle this.

*Candi says confidently as she comes to stand before the now-trembling, dribbling form of a seated-ShahFluffers. Her form-fitting yellow bodysuit creaks a little as she reaches upward, athletic shoulders flexing as she adjusts the goggles that rest on her forehead. A look of determination appearing on her tattooed features, big green eyes narrowing.*

Alright then. No funny business, yeah?

*Candi states firmly with a frown before her little form twists around and lowers, her butt coming to rest softly in ShahFluffers' lap. "Uhhg.." She murmers in apparent discomfort with another frown, shuffling her backside around a little to get comfy.*

Well. played.

*grabs a towel and goes to the back room*
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#32 - 2016-01-15 06:57:23 UTC
\o Hi! how's it going

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter

Unbeatable SquirrelGirl
Acorn Harvesting
#33 - 2016-01-17 08:00:32 UTC
Thanks for the kind words.. it's going very nicely thanks.. although admittely i hve been chatting in EVE radio more than actually doing anything really hehe..
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2016-01-18 00:21:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Hasikan Miallok
oh no - skwerelz

but yeah EVE is a social game, even if social for you means interacting with other people by blowing them up and taking their stuff. EVE solo gets boring very fast you are meant to interact with people.
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