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Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#1 - 2016-01-11 15:25:57 UTC
We are a new MERC Corp specializing in:

-Umokka Denial
-Smack talk
-Planetary interaction

Now accepting contracts.

Please contact me in game. My rates are prohibitive.
Mo
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#2 - 2016-01-11 15:27:47 UTC
I endorse this honest product and/or service

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Nitshe Razvedka
#3 - 2016-01-11 15:38:51 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
We are a new MERC Corp specializing in:

-Umokka Denial
-Smack talk
-Planetary interaction

Now accepting contracts.

Please contact me in game. My rates are prohibitive.
Mo

Feel sorry for face, victim of stroke yes.

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#4 - 2016-01-11 15:57:32 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
We are a new MERC Corp specializing in:

-Umokka Denial
-Smack talk
-Planetary interaction

Now accepting contracts.

Please contact me in game. My rates are prohibitive.
Mo

Feel sorry for face, victim of stroke yes.



Hi Nitshe, nice to see you with a non-covert alt.

It was substantial dental work, actually. However I am a proponent of stroke awareness.

I think we should all take pause to consider this important issue.

Mo
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#5 - 2016-01-11 17:27:00 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
We are a new MERC Corp specializing in:

-Umokka Denial
-Smack talk
-Planetary interaction

Now accepting contracts.

Please contact me in game. My rates are prohibitive.
Mo

Feel sorry for face, victim of stroke yes.



Hi Nitshe, nice to see you with a non-covert alt.

It was substantial dental work, actually. However I am a proponent of stroke awareness.

I think we should all take pause to consider this important issue.

Mo

i always thought you lost a scrap with a bee

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#6 - 2016-01-11 19:38:33 UTC
How much to follow HoleySheet1 around and launch fireworks at him wherever he goes?

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Thermal Damage
Star Nation
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2016-01-11 19:44:05 UTC
Gets my vote

+1

I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#8 - 2016-01-11 20:25:40 UTC
Mo is a gentleman. I like gentlemen. +1.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#9 - 2016-01-11 21:42:31 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
How much to follow HoleySheet1 around and launch fireworks at him wherever he goes?


It is my understanding that Holey already employs a team to perform this task.

Though I suspect this task could be accomplished with a very simple macro on the Jita undock, I must emphasize that we specialize in Umokka denial and could experience service outages with our other valued customers if we accepted this contract.

In light of its redundancy and distance from out service area, I would have to triple our rates (which were already prohibitive). If you are still interested please let me know.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#10 - 2016-01-11 23:12:31 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
How much to follow HoleySheet1 around and launch fireworks at him wherever he goes?


It is my understanding that Holey already employs a team to perform this task.

Though I suspect this task could be accomplished with a very simple macro on the Jita undock, I must emphasize that we specialize in Umokka denial and could experience service outages with our other valued customers if we accepted this contract.

In light of its redundancy and distance from out service area, I would have to triple our rates (which were already prohibitive). If you are still interested please let me know.



Very interested. I will literally throw money at you to make this a reality. Extra bonus for live streaming it!

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#11 - 2016-01-12 05:52:14 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
How much to follow HoleySheet1 around and launch fireworks at him wherever he goes?


It is my understanding that Holey already employs a team to perform this task.

Though I suspect this task could be accomplished with a very simple macro on the Jita undock, I must emphasize that we specialize in Umokka denial and could experience service outages with our other valued customers if we accepted this contract.

In light of its redundancy and distance from out service area, I would have to triple our rates (which were already prohibitive). If you are still interested please let me know.



Very interested. I will literally throw money at you to make this a reality. Extra bonus for live streaming it!



I have a party to plan.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#12 - 2016-01-12 06:30:40 UTC
I will attend

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#13 - 2016-01-13 04:58:37 UTC
Have used this service in the past, can confirm planetary interaction

@JerryTPepridge
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#14 - 2016-01-29 01:44:14 UTC
I've been in a "concept development" stage on my most recent contract offering "Operation Sheetastrophe".

Now, citizens of C&P, I need your help to "flesh out" this concept and make it a reality.

I'm imagining that the proper application of this contract looks something like this:
-All Armageddons (I believe this ship is singularly suited for an operation of this type, I do not think other ship types are aesthetically acceptable)
-we will have to practice to determine how many Armageddons it takes to get perfect nose-tail interaction all the way around a uniform circle (I think our target would appreciate the image of an elephant-chain of Armageddons circling above him).
-all 6 missile racks filled with firework launchers
-your favorite disco-esque ship effects (boosters, etc...)

I feel like we have some solid gold here, but it is an incomplete concept. Please, help me make this even even more special.
Mo
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#15 - 2016-01-29 08:24:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
You just seem to have started. Can I see your PI charts ?

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Dymorian Deile
Hadean Veil Operations
#16 - 2016-01-29 14:18:34 UTC
Good luck guys.
Shelick
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2016-01-29 14:21:35 UTC
Liking the geddon idea, this thread is going places.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#18 - 2016-02-02 12:44:54 UTC
I endorse this service, especially the PI part.

Check my CSM campaign post in the CSM section today and have a good one.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#19 - 2016-02-02 23:09:30 UTC
*You've



I'm sorry, I was wrong - your CSM manifesto has less utility and worth than toilet paper, as it is a digital product and cannot be used after I take a good 'Amarr Emperor' (sorry, you called me childish and I am nothing if not obliging)

:D

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2016-02-02 23:25:54 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
We are a new MERC Corp specializing in:

-Umokka Denial
-Smack talk
-Planetary interaction

Now accepting contracts.

Please contact me in game. My rates are prohibitive.
Mo


intelligent gathering job

I'm new around here and would like to know who holeysheet1 is,

Background information to get me upto speed

I only have around 5k to spend, I hope this will be enough for this type of contract

Also if it helps I don't like long reports, I get bored with long winded bull, so shorter the better

Looking forward to hearing from you

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head A painting of me

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