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How to recognise different Amarr religions from quite a long way away

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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#1 - 2016-01-08 22:28:38 UTC
Number 1. The Amarr.

The Amarr.

The Amarr Orthodox believer, can be spotted at great distance, during the day, because of their tendency to wear gold outfits, which are rather reflective. At night, they are somewhat less visible.

They can be recognised by their haughty demeanour, conservative fashion style, and the fact that they are probably accompanied by a substantial slave retinue, to carry their luggage and other accoutrements.

Typical phrases that might be uttered by an Amarr Orthodox believer, include "You there, peasant, out of my way", and "Do you know who I am?"


Number 2. The Equilibrium of Mankind.

The Equilibrium of Mankind.


The typical Equilibrium of Mankind believer is most notable for their behaviour, which tends towards psychotic omnicidal violence. It is generally advised to keep a safe distance from any EoM believer that is spotted.

They can be recognised by their paranoid restlessness, their tendency towards wearing black or dark blue colours, a tendency towards grouping behaviour, and the fact that they are usually armed.

Typical phrases that might be uttered by an Equilibrium of Mankind follower, include "Death to all unbelievers!", and "God's Retribution is at hand!"


Number 3. The Sani Sabik.

The Sani Sabik.

A reasonably diverse group, the Sani Sabik may be more easily identified when in groups, due to recognition of a pattern, while recognising a singular Sani Sabik believer is more difficult.

A Sani Sabik believer has a tendency to dress flamboyantly, the stereotype is for them to dress in red or other bright colours, and frequently they dress in fashions that would be considered scandalous in the Empire. Some Sani Sabik go about in the nude, which is another means of recognition.

Typical phrases that might be uttered by a Sani Sabik believer, include mention of "The Red God", the "Will to Power", or "Blood!".


Number 4. The Khanid Zealot


The Khanid Zealot.

Khanid Zealotry occurs in a variety of forms, the only commonality being that the individuals are almost exclusively of the Khanid bloodline.

A Khanid Zealot believer may occasionally be seen in the company of other types of believers, but their extreme behaviour may lead them into isolationism. Their behaviour may range from introspective study, to psychotic violence. Some Zealots believe in the imminent arrival of a New Age, though the nature of the New Age may vary wildly, from a Golden Age of peace and prosperity, to the utter destruction of the Universe.

Typical phrases that might be uttered by a Zealot, include "The End Times Approach!", "God is Just!", or "The New Age is Upon Us!"


Number 5. The Ammatar.

The Ammatar.

The Ammatar believer's main feature is that they are of the Minmatar bloodlines. They otherwise appear quite similar to Amarr Orthodox believers, particularly in mode of dress.

The Ammatar may also be recognised by their behaviour, which is markedly more subdued than is typical of a Minmatar individual. The Ammatar is generally far more deferential to Amarr persons, as they believe that by showing deference, they may advance socially within Imperial society.

Typical phrases that might be uttered by an Ammatar, include "Have mercy on a poor sinner", "I'm not worthy!", or "Mercy, master!"

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#2 - 2016-01-08 22:32:20 UTC
Well, that was informative......
Tamiroth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#3 - 2016-01-08 22:44:21 UTC
I had a giggle.

God is just, never the less, ms. Valate...

Wait...

Never mind, God is just anyway! :P
Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#4 - 2016-01-08 23:23:19 UTC
Samira Kernher wrote:
Just stop posting.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#5 - 2016-01-08 23:29:12 UTC
Samira Kernher wrote:
Samira Kernher wrote:
Just stop posting.


The posting shall continue until morale improves !

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#6 - 2016-01-09 00:36:18 UTC
You there, peasant, stop posting! Do you know who I am?

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13

Arrendis
TK Corp
#7 - 2016-01-09 01:12:15 UTC
And the idiocy doubles down...
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#8 - 2016-01-09 08:10:02 UTC
You learn something new every day.

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#9 - 2016-01-09 08:23:34 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
And the idiocy doubles down...

Ms. Arrendiot, your constant hipocrisy becomes... annoying.

Valerie Valate wrote:

Typical phrases that might be uttered by a Sani Sabik believer, include mention of "The Red God", the "Will to Power", or "Blood!".

At least not "Brains!"...

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#10 - 2016-01-09 09:21:17 UTC
I liked that satire...
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#11 - 2016-01-11 12:41:35 UTC
While Satire, it's clear that Nauplius is an UnHoly Mix of No. 3 and No. 4 and No. 2!

What an infernal stew!
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#12 - 2016-01-11 22:30:25 UTC
I hate to admit several of these responses made me chuckle.

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Max Singularity
House Singularity
Sixth Empire
#13 - 2016-01-12 01:04:34 UTC
Number 6 - Max Singularity VI from the Sixth Empire

#just kidding, see Number 1.

Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden

First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate

Viceroy Interview & Apostle In Amarr