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Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2016-01-05 02:21:22 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:

In the Federation we have no problem with nuts. We even put them in charge.


Sorry, couldn't help it.


I will now turn my head aside and utter, "This is why the Federation must be destroyed."

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#42 - 2016-01-05 12:10:11 UTC
Then why are you still licking gallentean boots, minmatar?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2016-01-06 01:58:34 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Then why are you still licking gallentean boots, minmatar?


Go get a 'humour' module installed into your brain. Then I will answer this question seriously.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Barrdyn Cesaille
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2016-01-06 04:23:36 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Then why are you still licking gallentean boots, minmatar?
Our cooking is better?
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#45 - 2016-01-08 09:39:48 UTC
Kakku.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Yarosara Ruil
#46 - 2016-01-08 09:52:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Yarosara Ruil
Barrdyn Cesaille wrote:
Our cooking is better?


I doubt Gallentean cuisine can make boots edible, Ser Cesaille. Perhaps Ser Egivand has a taste for boot polish?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2016-01-08 10:03:07 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Barrdyn Cesaille wrote:
Our cooking is better?


I doubt Gallentean cuisine can make boots edible, Ser Cesaille. Perhaps Ser Egivand has a taste for boot polish?


Boots are easy rations. You just fricking boil the thing to soften the leather. Then you eat it. Tastes bland and hurts the jaw.

Though commonly back when I was still with the RMS the boots were used for brewing moonshine.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#48 - 2016-01-08 11:28:42 UTC
I wouldn't be surprised if one day I find out you, tribals, also use boots for reproduction... Knowing what I know already about your... preferences... this is quite probable.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#49 - 2016-01-08 14:02:21 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Barrdyn Cesaille wrote:
Our cooking is better?


I doubt Gallentean cuisine can make boots edible, Ser Cesaille. Perhaps Ser Egivand has a taste for boot polish?



Though commonly back when I was still with the RMS the boots were used for brewing moonshine.

Is it sad I always passed up that offer? Then again I didn't drink alot back then.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#50 - 2016-01-09 09:51:09 UTC
Also I heard tribals eat alive animals.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2016-01-09 10:34:36 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Barrdyn Cesaille wrote:
Our cooking is better?


I doubt Gallentean cuisine can make boots edible, Ser Cesaille. Perhaps Ser Egivand has a taste for boot polish?



Though commonly back when I was still with the RMS the boots were used for brewing moonshine.

Is it sad I always passed up that offer? Then again I didn't drink alot back then.


Oh, don't be. It's not as grand as it sounds. Barracks-, crew-quarters- and home-brewed moonshine are notorious for very lax safety practices. You wouldn't want to risk glycol poisoning now, would you?

There is a very good reason why there are rules and stiff penalties against moonshine-brewing and moonraking.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2016-01-09 10:36:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Diana Kim wrote:
I wouldn't be surprised if one day I find out you, tribals, also use boots for reproduction... Knowing what I know already about your... preferences... this is quite probable.


What, you think there's nobody amongst the Minmatar who do not have boots fetish? The Caldari do not have the monopoly on jackboots and jackboot polish and jackboot wanking. If you baseline in Rens wearing those jackboots you are so fond of, sooner or later some Brutor's going to whistle at you and start making offers.

I'm more of a tights and spats person.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#53 - 2016-01-09 10:41:35 UTC
What does 'wanking' mean?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#54 - 2016-01-09 10:51:07 UTC
Ria Nieyli wrote:
What does 'wanking' mean?


It describes the actions of a person who is hot and bothered yet all alone but has the full access to his or her hands and fingers and perhaps having some additional aid in his or her cabinet.

Also known as 'jerking off' and that word that starts with 'm' and has three syllables.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#55 - 2016-01-09 12:12:16 UTC
Marshmallow? Maneouver? Mitosis?
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#56 - 2016-01-09 12:37:01 UTC
I got this. Mastication?
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#57 - 2016-01-09 13:37:47 UTC
Moroning.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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