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Soloman Jackson

Republic Military School

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 750

#1 - 2016-01-03 14:53:23 UTC | Edited by: Soloman Jackson

… ESTABLISHING CONNECTION …
… Requesting data link with Upwell Consortium main server ...
>>> Data file downloading from R.S.S. Station >>>
>>> Pator/ Huggar/ Offices of Locust Assets >>>
>>> Data file received \\\

Attn : Bounty Officer

My name is Soloman Jackson. I'm a pilot for a small corporation located in Pator. With the release on salvage taken from the rogue Serpentis sites that have been popping up all over New Eden, I have been able to gather a small fortune. I know that with everything there comes an end. The Serpentis dogs will run to their corner and lick their wounds soon enough.

I would like to offer the services of Locust Assets should there be any small jobs that are deemed lesser for such a mighty corporation such as the one you work for. Jobs that Locust Assets would be happy to do for a small fee. The fees for such work could be discussed per job at the time of offering.

Having seen all corners of what New Eden has to offer while culling the Serpentis problem, I come to realize that this... The hunting and removal of unwanted system inhabitants is something I enjoy greatly. I only wish to continue what it is you started.

Perhaps with the winding down of this occurrence, Upwell Consortium will find themselves in the face of another enemy. If that happens to be the case, look to Locust Assets as an ally in your ascension.

With Respect,
Soloman Jackson
Sotto Cappo of Locust Assets

“The cold stars spun to the ancient rhythm, the august march of an everlasting symphony. They are old, the stars, and their memory is long.” -Rick Yancey

Lan Wang

Federal Navy Academy

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 4,111

#2 - 2016-01-04 12:03:58 UTC | Edited by: Lan Wang

… REROUTING CONNECTION …
… Intercepting data link with Upwell Consortium main server ...
... Connection Successful ...
>>> Data file downloading from R.S.S. Station >>>
>>> Pator/ Huggar/ Offices of Locust Assets >>>
>>> Data file intercepted \\\

… RUNNING FILE DIAGNOSTICS …
… Serpentis Corporation Content Detected ...
... System Attempting To Block Host Connection ...
>>> Masking Connection From Angel Cartel Intelligence hub Mainframe >>>
>>> Masking Connection Success >>>
>>> Data file uploading from Locust Assets Mainframe >>>
>>> Data file Sucessfully Uploaded \\\

Attn : Bounty Officer

My name is Soloman Jackson. I'm a pilot for a small corporation located in Pator and pledge a legeance to both the Serpentis and Angel Cartel. With the release on salvage taken from the rogue Serpentis sites that have been popping up all over New Eden, I will now act upon this and will organise a retaliation for the good of the Serpentis. We will not let this go unseen and with the help of Locust Assets we will from a counter attack to anyone who opposes our operations.

I would like to highlight that the Locust Assets will sacarafice all assets for the good of the Serpentis.

Upwell Consortium will find themselves in the face of another enemy, Locust Assets.

ALL BOW TO SERPENTIS

… RUNNING HOST CONNECTION BREACH …
… System Uploading Trojan Horse File - LWIN-2289604 ...
... System Masking Connection ...
>>> Trojan Sucessfully Uploaded To Pator/ Huggar/ Offices of Locust Assets \\\

… RELAYING TRANSMISSION …

Your systems have been successfully breached and are now under the control of the Angel Cartel.

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Soloman Jackson

Republic Military School

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 750

#3 - 2016-01-04 13:05:08 UTC | Edited by: Soloman Jackson

Over the course of the next few days the Trojan Horse loaded on the Locust Assets mainframe has collected information that has been searched or saved on the Hard drives at the main office. This includes:

- How to bypass the cooling system on an afterburner for a hotter burn?
- How many jumps to Jita?
- What is the weather like on Matar?
- [Image search] Sexy Quafe Girl
- Schematics on the new Endurance class ship
- Diagrams for capacitor circuitry
- Best food for slaver hounds
- [holo reel search] Quafe Girl does Jita
- Report of ship losses in Eifer

After a few days Soloman decides to run a scan on the network and finds an anomaly. He does what he can to scrub the mainframe without losing too much information. He gets frustrated several times in the process as the virus uploaded is a particularly nasty one.

After several hours he thinks he removed the anomaly the best he can. He puts in for a service tech to come by the office and run a final sweep. They tell him it'll be several days before they can come through, but Locust Assets are on the "List".

“The cold stars spun to the ancient rhythm, the august march of an everlasting symphony. They are old, the stars, and their memory is long.” -Rick Yancey

Division 13 40,203
Candi LeMew Division 13 Likes received: 40,203	#4 - 2016-01-04 15:22:03 UTC 1 Soloman Jackson wrote: - [Image search] Sexy Quafe Girl - Best food for slaver hounds - [holo reel search] Quafe Girl does Jita You, sir, are a dark horse. I approve. 🍌 Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching... "I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Kalaratiri

Full Broadside

Deepwater Hooligans

Likes received: 1,052

#5 - 2016-01-04 15:41:34 UTC

Lan Wang wrote:

ALL BOW TO SERPENTIS

A little melodramatic aren't we darling? I don't remember the Drug Lords being quite so... Dominating. Maybe leave that to us, hmm?

Kalaratiri, Guardian Angel

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim

Scope Works 32,337
Anslo Scope Works Likes received: 32,337	#6 - 2016-01-04 15:49:46 UTC What. [center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Lan Wang

Federal Navy Academy

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 4,111

#7 - 2016-01-04 15:50:56 UTC

Kalaratiri wrote:

Lan Wang wrote:

ALL BOW TO SERPENTIS

A little melodramatic aren't we darling? I don't remember the Drug Lords being quite so... Dominating. Maybe leave that to us, hmm?

Kalaratiri, Guardian Angel

Melodramatic, maybe, serves its purpose all the same.

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Diana Kim

State Protectorate

Caldari State

Likes received: 3,255

#8 - 2016-01-05 12:21:42 UTC

Candi LeMew wrote:

Soloman Jackson wrote:

- [Image search] Sexy Quafe Girl
- Best food for slaver hounds
- [holo reel search] Quafe Girl does Jita

You, sir, are a dark horse.

I approve.

Visual gallente propaganda distribution detected!
Recording of gallente agent operating in Caldari space recognized!

Following investigation is required!
Requesting further information about gallente activities!
Violators are to be treated as suspects and gallente collaborators!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.


Anslo Scope Works Likes received: 32,337	#9 - 2016-01-05 14:31:21 UTC 1 Literally has nothing to do with the OP. Please biomass. [center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Republic University Minmatar Republic 129
Seraphim Risen Republic University Minmatar Republic Likes received: 129	#10 - 2016-01-05 14:53:15 UTC 1 Anslo wrote: Literally has nothing to do with the OP. Please biomass. That's because she's on drugs. Nationalism is a hell of a drug. Never not badpost.


Diana Kim State Protectorate Caldari State Likes received: 3,255	#11 - 2016-01-05 17:03:00 UTC Anslo wrote: Literally has nothing to do with the OP. Please biomass. To become a dumb clone flesh lump like you? No, thanks. Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us. In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.


Anslo Scope Works Likes received: 32,337	#12 - 2016-01-05 17:22:32 UTC Didn't you say you blocked me, but now you're responding. So you didn't. Doesn't that make you a liar too? [center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Diana Kim

State Protectorate

Caldari State

Likes received: 3,255

#13 - 2016-01-05 17:31:59 UTC

Anslo wrote:

Didn't you say you blocked me, but now you're responding. So you didn't. Doesn't that make you a liar too?

If Derpslo fails to see difference between NeoCom channel and NeoCom forum, it doesn't mean I lied.
His ravings in NeoCom channels were way more inane and disturbing than here, and even I couldn't tolerate reading them.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.


Anslo Scope Works Likes received: 32,337	#14 - 2016-01-05 17:40:45 UTC 1 Irony thy name is Derpana Kim [center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]


Soloman Jackson Republic Military School Minmatar Republic Likes received: 750	#15 - 2016-01-05 21:44:41 UTC \| Edited by: Soloman Jackson 1 Well, this went south quickly. Can I have a mod lock or delete this now? P.S. You people suck ass. “The cold stars spun to the ancient rhythm, the august march of an everlasting symphony. They are old, the stars, and their memory is long.” -Rick Yancey

Lan Wang

Federal Navy Academy

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 4,111

#16 - 2016-01-05 21:49:14 UTC

Soloman Jackson wrote:

Well, this went south quickly. Can I have a mod lock or delete this now?

P.S. You people suck ass.

you will get used to the caldari always making things about them and there own agenda Big smile

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Caldari Provisions Caldari State 201
Quattras Peione Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 201	#17 - 2016-01-08 08:53:02 UTC Pilot Jackson, you may wish to double-check your Neocom settings. It doesn't seem this was intended for public viewing. Ms. Wang, I believe you meant "allegiance." Despite numerous Galnet searches, I was unable to find any references to this "legeance" thing which you have pledged. Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione No, I'm not that kind of doctor.

Seraphim Risen

Republic University

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 129

#18 - 2016-01-08 16:36:32 UTC

Lan Wang wrote:

… RELAYING TRANSMISSION …

Your systems have been successfully breached and are now under the control of the Angel Cartel.

Ooooooh. I LIVE IN TXW. COME SHOOT ME. I shot up some Serpentis! I even got a shirt! Come shoot me, pleeeeeeeeeeeease

Never not badpost.

Intergalactic Summit

Republic Military School

Minmatar Republic

Federal Navy Academy

Gallente Federation

Division 13

Full Broadside

Deepwater Hooligans

Scope Works

State Protectorate

Caldari State

Republic University

Minmatar Republic

Caldari Provisions

Caldari State