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I <3 ARGUS

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Sorn

Once upon a time, in a galaxy only 27 jumps away....

I was flying one fateful day with with a couple of SF's, a couple o good 'ol boys from brick, i did not know them well, but i could spot talent an Au away, so i jumped at the opportunity...
"J K", "A S" and myself were hoppin systems and belts, doin some random ratting and pokin round for reds that day.
All was just dandy, we were fillin our holds with sweet faction loot, makin fat iskies,and postin on the kb's.
Then we warped into a belt and saw it, a large strange glowing officer rat, before that day, unknown to New Eden.
Wasting no time, J K locked the glowing rat up and just as he began to engage, a low magical voice came over coms and stated; "Please cease your attack! I am the TRUE POWER! ...if you will spare my ship, i will grant you one wish!
J K spoke to the magical rat and thinking of the shiny Thorax he was flying said... "ok then, if you can grant a wish... i want to be hung like my ship!
With a tremendous flash of light J K's wish was granted! and before you could reload hybrid ammo he was warping off to the space bar to share his new good fortune with the pilot'esses..
I found out later he had to jet a can to make room for his new mod...
In the meantime A S had deployed his hammerhead 2's and got a lock on the magical glowy officer rat in that strange belt, again, over coms, came that low space voice, and it said; "Please cease your attack! I am the TRUE POWER! ...if you will spare my ship, i will grant you one wish!
As, by now you can imagine, A S wasted no time and made the same request of the wonderful magical genie officer rat that J K had... and again a wish was granted with a fantastic flash of light! .. in no time at all A S was warping off in his Oneiros to the space club to impress the space bettys.
From what i hear on eve radio, he is a legend to this day in the jita red light district!

....Well not to be outdone, with visions of high times and prospect, I finally got a lock on that amazing magical genie officer rat, and with my 425's ready to strike and my mighty battle ship coming to, the voice of the magical genie officer wizard rat, came over coms once again.

I caught up with my companions a short time later at "El Guapos bar and soylent grill" an infamous beer garden where the space babes swim in oceans of beer, tears streaming from the pain, I stated above the din as my new friends pushed through the enamoured crowd towards me with obvious concern.... DAM MEGATHRON ****** ME UP!

so now i fly with this outfit because flyin with any other would just be embarrassing... >=)

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Hey guys, 4.5m sp Amarr pilot here. Would your starter corp have any interest in a tackler who only wants to shoot things?

SpongeLog, Star Date: 15 Sept 2011

A lone rapier class minmatar scout recon pilot, hunting for vengeance, forcing himself to perpetually search for his families killer. After 30 minutes of searching, bad hurricane fits have cost kills. The rapier pilot has still not found his man, will the rapier pilot be able to avenge his parent's death.

The rapier pilot is stuck in an EVOKE station system, the area of the suspect. A Tengu class Caldari strategic assault cruiser has been spotted in system and is the target, a bubble is anchored on gate, and abandoned as the rapier pilot was so long ago. The bubble is the last hope of avenging his family. 20 minutes later, the bubble is revisited, a Maelstrom class Minmatar heavy attack battleship is agressed on the bubble, the feind who killed his parents. Racing towards the maelstrom, the rapier lights his cynosural field, for help from his fellow corp members, a beacon in the darkness of sin that is EVOKE, this is his last hope.

The titan pilot, our valiant leader, ARGUS SORN, attempts to portal the friendly STAR FRONTIERS assault fleet. The portal has malfunctioned due to range. The rapier pilot has been consumed by revenge, and has been baited into his last folly.

The rapier pilot panics, he knows this is his final hour. As his last act, he decides to take down the maelstrom solo in his recon ship, a hefty task. The maelstrom is slowly dying, as the rapier has been sabotaged, and is missing drones. The maelstrom pilot docks in half shield, when another enemy enters the fray, an EVOKE Diemos class Gallente heavy assault cruiser fitted with deadly 200mm sized railgun magentic cannons. The deimos trys his best to kill the brave rapier pilot, but to no avail, the rapier's stasis webifiers are preventing the deimos pilot from closing into his optimal range on the rapier pilot. After trying his best, yet failing, the diemos pilot docks. After about 2 minutes into the beacon's duration, a Malediction class Amarr interceptor decides to finish the job his brother in arms, the maelstrom pilot, started. Screaming toward the courageous rapier pilot, the malediction is reduced severly in speed, due to the rapier's natural adeptness to webifying, The malediction take hit after hit, and his shield are breached. Losing crew, as the fire is spreading, the malediction's captain decides pulling out is the best choice.


The deimos pilot and the maelstrom pilot have a combined strike at 4 minutes in. This is bad news for the rapier pilot. Ever-diligent, he trys to survive the last barrage of enemy fire. The maelstrom lashes out with 425mm sized magnetic rail cannons and military grade heavy kinetic ballistics. The rapier is losing shield fast, this is his final moment. The cynosural beacon has mere second left on its current activation. Shields failing, the rapier pilot is desparate, the enemy fire is too much to overcome. The cynosural field deactivates and the rapier aligns out, entering his unprotected armor. The rapier leaves the field with breached armor. Another close save.

This rapier pilot is

SPONGYGUY24


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