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Star Wars Spoilers

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Khadaji Garz
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2015-12-26 20:11:59 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Max Trix
Han Solo Dies.

Yep. That's it. Killed by his son.


*Snip* Edited for the benefit of everyone. *Snip* ISD Max Trix
Pix Severus
Empty You
#2 - 2015-12-26 22:04:30 UTC
In other news, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.

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Whitehound
#3 - 2015-12-27 00:16:15 UTC
Khadaji Garz wrote:
Yep. That's it. Killed by his son.

It is just a movie, kid. It is not real.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.

Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#4 - 2015-12-27 00:38:58 UTC
Who's Han and in what hi died trying to solo his son.

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard

Orgah
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-12-27 11:39:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Orgah
30 years of grinding smuggling missions, Rebel faction standings, and all those skillpoints, all gone because of a derpy, angsty emo noob with a stupid lightsaber!

And that's why we'll never get walking in stations.
Buzz Orti
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-12-27 22:34:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Buzz Orti
Those counterfeit currencies tell a lot.

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ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#7 - 2015-12-27 23:37:33 UTC
I am part of the 1% of the population who have never watched Star Wars. X

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Annemariela Antonela
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2015-12-29 01:11:20 UTC
Saw it today. Still wondering how many parsecs it takes to screw in a light bulb.

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Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#9 - 2015-12-29 04:07:54 UTC
ISD Decoy wrote:
I am part of the 1% of the population who have never watched Star Wars. X


Shocked Report immediately to the nearest disintegration booth and choose the option "painful death"!
Buzz Orti
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2015-12-29 18:36:04 UTC
Annemariela Antonela wrote:
Saw it today. Still wondering how many parsecs it takes to screw in a light bulb.

Apparently , they must have cheated a lot because the shortest route was longer than the record on file.

Either they hacked the file or worst...

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LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#11 - 2015-12-29 20:20:50 UTC  |  Edited by: LordOdysseus
ISD Decoy wrote:
I am part of the 1% of the population who have never watched Star Wars. X


I watched all the Star Wars films including the latest one and I still don't love it. What?

Btw who the hell is Supreme Leader Snoke? He is unrealistically huge(or it could be his hologram). Is he from the novels or something?
Big Lynx
#12 - 2015-12-29 21:43:23 UTC
Rey is the result of incestoid activities between luke and lea.
Buzz Orti
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2015-12-29 22:44:22 UTC


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Alasdair Kreoss
Sturmgrenadier Inc
Pandemic Horde
#14 - 2015-12-30 16:06:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Alasdair Kreoss
I've been a fan of star wars since I was a kid, the new one to me absolutely sucked. Another deathstar, emo kid kills dad whos survived everything. Personally I think the actor casted for Kylo Ren was terrible, and having to watch him go on a small child fit swinging his light saber around destroying the room. Yeah, going to pretend like I never saw it. When Kylo first took off his helmet, the entire theater laughed tbh.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#15 - 2015-12-30 20:58:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenshae Chiroptera
J. J. Abrams needs to grow up.

Negatives:
- So much predictable plot.
- Dragging out the old characters in poor execution as fan boy service.
- Typical of the director over the top melodrama.
- Typical of the director playing into teenage fantasy, using a cast of young characters.
- Cliche plot devices (props) and drivers.
- Rey was essentially Anakin, scrap metal, being used, desert planet, etc.
- Daddy rejection. (where have we seen that before?)

Positives:
- Fin was a decent turn of events, fairly amusing.
- Ren's over compensating sword reflected him.
- They forgot to cut off Rey's limb.
- Back stories, e.g. why Rey was there.
- Film visual effects.

Overall it is worth seeing in 3D but wouldn't buy / rent a regular DVD of this film nor recommend it.

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