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Psykotic Meat - AU TZ PVP in NullSec with excellent jokes
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Screeem
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#61 - 2012-01-08 20:02:38 UTC
Did you hear about the fly who flew through a screen door at full speed?
Strained himself.
It was another fine mesh he got himself into.

Join PKME PUBLIC channel ingame
Reverend Kev
Perkone
Caldari State
#62 - 2012-01-09 05:52:45 UTC
We were involved in a massive fight in Branch last night - fantastic fun and congrats to our new members who were in there - welcome to the corp.

We are still actively recruiting. AU players with some PVP experience, looking for more..... Joke time Big smile

What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
Male fraud

PKME PUBLIC channel... chat to us today, or later :)
Reverend Kev
Perkone
Caldari State
#63 - 2012-01-09 07:47:54 UTC
I must be "WANTED" .. check out what they sent to kill me.... I wish, lol. This was my loss mail in our most reason op.... then go check out the kills Twisted

http://www.black-mark.net/3.1.8/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15387

Channel PKME PUBLIC - for a more interesting eve Life, in the AU TZ.
Reverend Kev
Perkone
Caldari State
#64 - 2012-01-10 08:54:23 UTC
AU TZ, Poms welcome, Sepo's too. Big smile +/- 3 of DT generally.

Min 1 x T2 Cruiser skill required. Caps an advantage.

Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"

Join [PKME Public] and have a chat.
Yosagi Yojimbo
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#65 - 2012-01-12 04:20:51 UTC
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

- Bill Cosby

Join a chat and have [PKME Public] !
Reverend Kev
Perkone
Caldari State
#66 - 2012-01-12 14:35:27 UTC
"If you can lie down without holding on... you're sober" - Billy Connelly

Channel PKME PUBLIC - Aussie galore, with some kiwis for good measure, couple of poms, one or two yanks. All love to pew.
Reverend Kev
Perkone
Caldari State
#67 - 2012-01-14 01:42:41 UTC
[PKME PUBLIC] channel if you want to chat to AU PVPers.

"Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them."
Screeem
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#68 - 2012-01-14 23:19:15 UTC
PKME PUBLIC for a chat with our recruiters!!

Come say hi!!
Yosagi Yojimbo
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#69 - 2012-01-16 05:03:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Yosagi Yojimbo
The bump of today is brought to you by amusing and somewhat concerning airplane take offs...

Vodka Burner
HAMBER BOGAN
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#70 - 2012-01-16 07:53:27 UTC
I can confirm that their jokes are terrible, but they are still an awesome corp ^^

+1

Best Bogan

EVE Down Under - Australian EVE Community www.evedownunder.com
Reverend Kev
Perkone
Caldari State
#71 - 2012-01-16 08:28:10 UTC
Great video Yos, I thought it was going to prang for sure.
Channel 1800-[PKME public] - hot and steamy chats with sexy unwashed pilots!
Reverend Kev
Perkone
Caldari State
#72 - 2012-01-17 05:06:34 UTC
Psykotic meat cnotines to recruit AU TZ PVP pilots. 10 mill minimum SP, 1 x t2 cruiser skill required. GReat space, great mates, great PVP,

Drop by [PKME PUBLIC] and speak with one of our recruiters

And now, another joke....

"The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds."
Yosagi Yojimbo
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#73 - 2012-01-17 05:17:23 UTC
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Join PKME (Poorly Knitted Masculine Earmuffs) or the puppy gets it!
Yosagi Yojimbo
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#74 - 2012-01-18 22:54:32 UTC
The bump of today is brought to you by The Timelords.

Join PKME (Passing Kilometres Mostly Empty) at some point in the near future!
Screeem
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#75 - 2012-01-21 14:41:51 UTC
What do you call epileptic lettuce?
Seizure salad.


Join PKME PUBLIC for more great jokes!!! Oh... Did I mention we live for the pew!!?? Roams nightly!! join us!