Crime & Punishment

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Site
Not a capsuleer was stirring, not even a Marmite
The cargo holds were left open in the stations with care
In hopes that Bob soon would be there.

The Devils were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of pointed Carebears struggled in their heads
And Tora with his Monocle, even Holey with his rants
Had just settled their brains and switched off the implants.

When out on the undock there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to the view port I flew like a ceptor
Reefed away the curtains and popped open the protector.

The moon on the breast of the new polished citadel
Had such Luster from the base to the pinnacle
When, what to my wondering eyes should become visible
But a miniature Fleet, commanded by Adriel.

An interesting comp one could only call whimsy
The smack talk was provided by the one called Vimsy
More rapid than eagles or even a T3
And they whistled, and shouted, and taunted RvB.

Come at us, DJ Rooney, Caindlazz or CP Harding
Come at us, Ayeipsia! or Jasper and Vision Thing
To the top of the Station! to the top of the Gate!
Now run away! Run away! Run away Mate!

As newbies that discover manual piloting fly
In every which direction they took to the sky
So up to the Station-top the pilots they flew
With their heads full of goodies, and shiny ships too.

And then, all of a sudden, The sad day came
When all of their pilots moved on in the game
As I drew in my head, and was turning around
Brave snapped them all up and started its rebound.

I switched on my screen to watch the Scope
The articles about the Drifters dashed all my Hope
But alas I needn't have worried
They were quite weak, their launch was hurried.

Back to C&P my attention turned
The Court room saw many cases Ajourned
The forum began to fill with pathetic Smirks
At the carebears who were trying to be 'Mercs'.

Attempting to blue all they could
Never focusing on what they should
The failscades came so often and quick
They didn't have time to even play with their .... Ship?

This Christmas Poem is coming to an end
But first I must go around one more bend
A group of newbies came to the game
They followed a youtuber here for the fame.

Although he has left and the corp has died
They still exist and continue to thrive
They continue to welp every now and then
But that's whats expected of Alt's of Noragen.

Merry Christmas C&P and a Happy New year

PS love ya all thanks for all the content. Let's make next year even better

Reserved for retrospective mocking of Holey when he posts here mocking your beautiful, beautiful work of art.

Merry christmas all!

Beautiful.

+1 for the RvB reference!

Merry Christmas! Well done Noragen!

Humbug to all!

What....

Oh.

It's that time of year again.

*lurks around NRTH-PLE1 waiting for a certain fat guy in red to come thru the gate*

Almost brings my eyes to a tear. Reading such a poem of eve like cheer.

Merry Christmas everyone.