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If Robot Chicken spoofed EVE...

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Jenshae Chiroptera
#21 - 2012-01-08 17:08:47 UTC
Hmm ...

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#22 - 2012-01-08 18:11:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Asuka Solo
Man takes woman out on a date.

They go back to his place after dinner.

He tries putting on a rubber. A voice says "You do not have the skills to fit that"

Man throws away rubber.

Tries to mount the woman.

Voice says "insufficient power"

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!

Atticus Lowa
Lowa Corp Industries and Security
#23 - 2012-01-08 19:46:27 UTC
i was thinking this:

im thinking a epic mission fight, a destroyer is having a huge fight and owining everything but at the end a dreadnought comes and pops it, the guy runs away in his pod screaming like a girl.
Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#24 - 2012-01-08 19:50:45 UTC
Atticus Lowa wrote:
i was thinking this:

im thinking a epic mission fight, a destroyer is having a huge fight and owining everything but at the end a dreadnought comes and pops it, the guy runs away in his pod screaming like a girl.


If only Sub-Caps Online actually worked like that.

If you reverse it, it'll work.

Dread wtfowning everything and a destroyer popping it.

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!

Atticus Lowa
Lowa Corp Industries and Security
#25 - 2012-01-08 19:56:30 UTC
Asuka Solo wrote:
Atticus Lowa wrote:
i was thinking this:

im thinking a epic mission fight, a destroyer is having a huge fight and owining everything but at the end a dreadnought comes and pops it, the guy runs away in his pod screaming like a girl.


If only Sub-Caps Online actually worked like that.

If you reverse it, it'll work.

Dread wtfowning everything and a destroyer popping it.


i originally thought the Dreadnought was a NPC ship that was programmed in because one CCP GM was feeling evil that day.

but hey maybe that same GM was actually piloting it?

still i would have to imagine the joke wouldn't really work because not a HUGE amount of people even know what eve is, at least most people are aware of WoW, oh well still funny.
Ascendic
Polaris Syndicate
#26 - 2012-01-08 22:46:17 UTC
Morganta wrote:
ya know what sickens me?

CCP deleting posts that ARE ******* RELEVENT TO THE THREAD BECAUSE ONE OF YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH POPULAR CULTURE THAT ITS ******* SCARY THEY LET YOU INVOLVE YOURSELF WITH THE COMMUNITY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

Now I repeat for the idiots who stealth delete posts (yes I said idiots, I'm pissed about this)

if you posed this question to Seth the producer of the show, he would create a sketch of a fat basement dweller bumping his own therad like mad trying to get attention in a video game forum, there would also be jokes about his personal hygiene as well as his status as a virgin.

Now CCP MODS, this is not a troll, and if any of you ever saw the show we are discussing (AS IN NOT EVE RELATED ANYHOW, SO YOU ARE PROTECTING A TOS THREAD) you might understand that point.
so kindly keep your fingers off of my post as it has very much bearing on the thread and is exactaly WHAT ROBOT CHICKEN WOULD DO!

who the hell is stealth deleting posts in the middle of the night like a common crook anyhow?


This sh!t just got real son.
Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2012-01-08 22:49:55 UTC
Mission Runner looking at his log.

MR: Hmm a courier...have to go to lowsec and deliver a package to some guy named ...*squints to read the address* Bob A Feet ? Sounds like some lameass alt.

Seriously though, Robot Chicken would probably spoof WoW more then some little known MMO about vikings in space.
Cherry Nobyl
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2012-01-09 00:26:49 UTC
remake of the wrath of khan climax played out over teamspeak by 'angry german kid', 'leave brittany alone person', and leonard nimoy.



spock still dies.
stoicfaux
#29 - 2012-01-09 00:35:18 UTC
Grandma is leaving the store with a bag full of groceries. Man runs up, "bumps" Grandma to the ground, takes her groceries, and stands there taunting Grandma. Grandma feebly whacks Man with her cane. Homeland Security shows up out of nowhere and violently CONCORDs Grandma.

Homeland Security leaves stage left, the Man stage right. Some kid waltzes up to Grandma's corpse pulls a few organs out, puts them into a cooler, and walks into the Jita Organ Donor bank right next store.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

T McGeek
Si non confectus non reficiat
#30 - 2012-01-09 02:06:03 UTC
Morganta wrote:
ya know what sickens me?

CCP deleting posts that ARE ******* RELEVENT TO THE THREAD BECAUSE ONE OF YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH POPULAR CULTURE THAT ITS ******* SCARY THEY LET YOU INVOLVE YOURSELF WITH THE COMMUNITY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

Now I repeat for the idiots who stealth delete posts (yes I said idiots, I'm pissed about this)

if you posed this question to Seth the producer of the show, he would create a sketch of a fat basement dweller bumping his own therad like mad trying to get attention in a video game forum, there would also be jokes about his personal hygiene as well as his status as a virgin.

Now CCP MODS, this is not a troll, and if any of you ever saw the show we are discussing (AS IN NOT EVE RELATED ANYHOW, SO YOU ARE PROTECTING A TOS THREAD) you might understand that point.
so kindly keep your fingers off of my post as it has very much bearing on the thread and is exactaly WHAT ROBOT CHICKEN WOULD DO!

who the hell is stealth deleting posts in the middle of the night like a common crook anyhow?

you do realize this is GD that means general discussion. the word general does not translate to EvE only discussions. so when i see people asking for threads to be locked in GD kinda makes me giggle, but then i blame it on language barrier that 99% of the forum warriors seem to be afflicted with.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#31 - 2012-01-09 04:06:59 UTC
City streets, malls, schools, everywhere.... everybody has guns in both hands and they point them at each other constantly without saying a word.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Morganta
The Greater Goon
#32 - 2012-01-09 05:28:43 UTC
T McGeek wrote:
Morganta wrote:
ya know what sickens me?

CCP deleting posts that ARE ******* RELEVENT TO THE THREAD BECAUSE ONE OF YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH POPULAR CULTURE THAT ITS ******* SCARY THEY LET YOU INVOLVE YOURSELF WITH THE COMMUNITY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

Now I repeat for the idiots who stealth delete posts (yes I said idiots, I'm pissed about this)

if you posed this question to Seth the producer of the show, he would create a sketch of a fat basement dweller bumping his own therad like mad trying to get attention in a video game forum, there would also be jokes about his personal hygiene as well as his status as a virgin.

Now CCP MODS, this is not a troll, and if any of you ever saw the show we are discussing (AS IN NOT EVE RELATED ANYHOW, SO YOU ARE PROTECTING A TOS THREAD) you might understand that point.
so kindly keep your fingers off of my post as it has very much bearing on the thread and is exactaly WHAT ROBOT CHICKEN WOULD DO!

who the hell is stealth deleting posts in the middle of the night like a common crook anyhow?

you do realize this is GD that means general discussion. the word general does not translate to EvE only discussions. so when i see people asking for threads to be locked in GD kinda makes me giggle, but then i blame it on language barrier that 99% of the forum warriors seem to be afflicted with.


... really?
you read that and saw a request to lock the thread?
you are obviously not one of the 1% either
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#33 - 2012-01-09 09:31:20 UTC
Morganta wrote:
ya know what sickens me?

CCP deleting posts that ARE ******* RELEVENT TO THE THREAD BECAUSE ONE OF YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH POPULAR CULTURE THAT ITS ******* SCARY THEY LET YOU INVOLVE YOURSELF WITH THE COMMUNITY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

Now I repeat for the idiots who stealth delete posts (yes I said idiots, I'm pissed about this)

if you posed this question to Seth the producer of the show, he would create a sketch of a fat basement dweller bumping his own therad like mad trying to get attention in a video game forum, there would also be jokes about his personal hygiene as well as his status as a virgin.

Now CCP MODS, this is not a troll, and if any of you ever saw the show we are discussing (AS IN NOT EVE RELATED ANYHOW, SO YOU ARE PROTECTING A TOS THREAD) you might understand that point.
so kindly keep your fingers off of my post as it has very much bearing on the thread and is exactaly WHAT ROBOT CHICKEN WOULD DO!

who the hell is stealth deleting posts in the middle of the night like a common crook anyhow?


Thats about the right amount of anger for robot chicken sketch, it needs a bit of dark humour though.

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