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VeeVee
Halbata Technologies
#1 - 2015-12-21 02:43:17 UTC  |  Edited by: VeeVee
The PDA with a pAI*!

Do you have too many appointments?

Are you tired of having to hire a translator whenever you need to talk with your foreign business partners?

Are tablets too clunky to carry around?

It sounds like you need to get yourself a VeeVee Personal Digital Assistant©! Using Halbata Technologies' patented software and hardware, VeeVee will make your personal and professional life as smooth as a ride in a Victorieux!

The base model VeeVee comes with these features, with more in future updates:

Software:
  • Translator
  • A full catalog of laws and regulations of the four empires
  • Calendar/Planner
  • An encyclopedia of local customs and etiquette
  • Silent mode
  • Interface compatibility with capsuleer implants for audioless chatting
  • Interface compatibility with capsuleer implants for sharing audio/visual/refectory data
  • Intergalactic Positioning System
  • Endless repository of restaurants
  • Mixed drink database
  • Hymn database
  • Customizable backgrounds
  • Customizable clothes
  • Photoshop
  • Basic games
  • First aide suite


Integrated hardware:
  • Flashlight
  • Lighter
  • Camera
  • Speakers
  • Heartbeat Monitor
  • Hologram Projector
  • Beltclip
  • Wristband


And VeeVee is customizable, so any unattractive features can be turned off or turned down as a user pleases. VeeVee is capable of adjusting to the needs and wants of a situation** without prompt. Perhaps most attractive is VeeVee's complete wipe feature, which can erase all retained memory on an as-needed basis.

Send a mail to VeeVee now, today, and start utilizing your free base model***!

Waitlist may be created if needed.

Please refrain from advertising unrelated products in this thread.

*Pseudo-Artificial Intelligence. Halbata Technologies does not violate CONCORD regulations on AI research and development.
**Within reasonable limits.
***Allow 24 hours for delivery.
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#2 - 2015-12-21 02:44:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Charles Cambridge Schmidt
I love pai. Or pie? Whatever.

EDIT - Put me on the list, thanks.

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.
Sammie MacWinters
Gradient
Electus Matari
#3 - 2015-12-21 02:45:51 UTC
What's the catch?
VeeVee
Halbata Technologies
#4 - 2015-12-21 02:48:15 UTC
Sammie MacWinters wrote:
What's the catch?


Halbata Technologies is currently working out bugs and features in this Early Release. All potential customers will be participating as beta testers.

(Sorry!)
Sammie MacWinters
Gradient
Electus Matari
#5 - 2015-12-21 02:49:09 UTC
VeeVee wrote:
Sammie MacWinters wrote:
What's the catch?


Halbata Technologies is currently working out bugs and features in this Early Release. All potential customers will be participating as beta testers.

(Sorry!)


Put me on the list. I want to take one apart.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2015-12-21 03:29:20 UTC
Guys, you do realise that Egonics released a headbrace that is essentially a head-mounted computer you can control with your brain at about the same time as the Amarr Succession Trials, right? You could just program an app that covers all those functions for that device.

Or just program that app to be installed into the software that all of us capsuleers carry in our heads. Nobody's going to really notice when we are referring to it in our heads.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Sammie MacWinters
Gradient
Electus Matari
#7 - 2015-12-21 03:37:55 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Guys, you do realise that Egonics released a headbrace that is essentially a head-mounted computer you can control with your brain at about the same time as the Amarr Succession Trials, right? You could just program an app that covers all those functions for that device.

Or just program that app to be installed into the software that all of us capsuleers carry in our heads. Nobody's going to really notice when we are referring to it in our heads.


Be quiet.
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#8 - 2015-12-21 03:46:23 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Guys, you do realise that Egonics released a headbrace that is essentially a head-mounted computer you can control with your brain at about the same time as the Amarr Succession Trials, right? You could just program an app that covers all those functions for that device.

Or just program that app to be installed into the software that all of us capsuleers carry in our heads. Nobody's going to really notice when we are referring to it in our heads.



The point is that the VV has a personality. Why talk to yourself when you can subject someone to be forced to listen to you talk yourself? That's the fun!

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2015-12-21 04:01:12 UTC
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Guys, you do realise that Egonics released a headbrace that is essentially a head-mounted computer you can control with your brain at about the same time as the Amarr Succession Trials, right? You could just program an app that covers all those functions for that device.

Or just program that app to be installed into the software that all of us capsuleers carry in our heads. Nobody's going to really notice when we are referring to it in our heads.



The point is that the VV has a personality. Why talk to yourself when you can subject someone to be forced to listen to you talk yourself? That's the fun!


With the Egonics headbrace or just your standard Neocom, you can make others listen to you talk to yourself. By vocalising everything you are doing with your brain.

You can also do that 'wave and swipe at empty air' gesture to make yourself look extra crazy.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Bel Boma
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2015-12-21 04:20:01 UTC
4/5.

I have not encountered any bugs so far. -1 star because the pAI makes fun of me when I eat fast food. Sometimes, a girl just needs a burger without judgment.
Sammie MacWinters
Gradient
Electus Matari
#11 - 2015-12-21 04:20:47 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Guys, you do realise that Egonics released a headbrace that is essentially a head-mounted computer you can control with your brain at about the same time as the Amarr Succession Trials, right? You could just program an app that covers all those functions for that device.

Or just program that app to be installed into the software that all of us capsuleers carry in our heads. Nobody's going to really notice when we are referring to it in our heads.



The point is that the VV has a personality. Why talk to yourself when you can subject someone to be forced to listen to you talk yourself? That's the fun!


With the Egonics headbrace or just your standard Neocom, you can make others listen to you talk to yourself. By vocalising everything you are doing with your brain.

You can also do that 'wave and swipe at empty air' gesture to make yourself look extra crazy.


It's also not the subject of this conversation.
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#12 - 2015-12-21 20:56:06 UTC
Eh, go on, I'll bite. Put me on the list for one please.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Zekiel Iyhr
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2015-12-21 20:59:49 UTC
Yes, as will I.
Catherine Green
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2015-12-21 22:27:56 UTC
Here's a slogan: "PDA? More like PD-YAY!"

Feel free to send me royalties at any time.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#15 - 2015-12-21 22:49:02 UTC
Wonderful concept. Modern life as a capsuleer can often lead to over-commiting.

Thankfully though I already have one.

Mine even doubles as a combat wing-girl and diplomat. She also makes superb coffee, can braid and fix hair plus comes with an enviable waxing technique, complete with both a singing and smack-talk protocol. One of a kind.

Best of luck with your venture, Miss. Will keep your product in mind should I ever lose my handmaiden.


Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

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Zekiel Iyhr
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#16 - 2015-12-21 22:52:17 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Wonderful concept. Modern life as a capsuleer can often lead to over-commiting.

Thankfully though I already have one.

Mine even doubles as a combat wing-girl and diplomat. She also makes superb coffee, can braid and fix hair plus comes with an enviable waxing technique, complete with both a singing and smack-talk protocol. One of a kind.

Best of luck with your venture, Miss. Will keep your product in mind should I ever lose my handmaiden.




How tasteless is it for a person to advertise - with a connecting link, no doubt - in a promising startup that could help people in various ways.

Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#17 - 2015-12-21 23:00:46 UTC
On one hand I already have these services covered in one way or another and when it comes to things that might interface with implants or directly with my brain I only trust established companies with records of high quality and safe devices like Inherent, Noble Exchange, and the Huogikku Corporation. On the other hand, if this is to become a new component of high fashion I might consider the device.

There is no force in the Universe more powerful and unforgiving than a fashion trend.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#18 - 2015-12-21 23:02:04 UTC
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:
There is no force in the Universe more powerful and unforgiving than a fashion trend.


Truth, brother.

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#19 - 2015-12-21 23:11:47 UTC
Zekiel Iyhr wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Wonderful concept. Modern life as a capsuleer can often lead to over-commiting.

Thankfully though I already have one.

Mine even doubles as a combat wing-girl and diplomat. She also makes superb coffee, can braid and fix hair plus comes with an enviable waxing technique, complete with both a singing and smack-talk protocol. One of a kind.

Best of luck with your venture, Miss. Will keep your product in mind should I ever lose my handmaiden.




How tasteless is it for a person to advertise - with a connecting link, no doubt - in a promising startup that could help people in various ways.


It's called satire, Mr Iyhr.

My handmaiden is a person, not a product. I sell or advertise nothing.

I encourage this venture.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#20 - 2015-12-21 23:52:33 UTC
A new gadget. And with free samples, which is nice. I'd like to get one.

Since I'm just sitting here in Amarr away from corporate HQ I might as well test an uncertified electronic device.

Sammie MacWinters wrote:
What's the catch?

Don't go near your corporate documentation with it and put it in a soundproof container when you are not using it. You know, just in case. Accidents can happen during beta-testing.

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