Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

(yay for my first ever Recruitment forum post)
I just pulled my first (and last- didn't like it) corp theft, so now I'm looking for a new corp. I have here a list of things I'm looking for in a corp:

- Preferably a Caldari space or nullsec corp, as these areas are far enough away from my home system that my activities won't involve the corp, while not being too far to visit.
- Must be okay with me doing things of dubious morality.
- Must be okay with me being a lone wolf, with my only corp involvement being banter in chat. (Exception: If you're an 0.0 corp willing to provide the haulers to move my mountain of Stuff to null)
- Preferably mostly online in the server-evening.
- Must not require me to be able to talk on your voice server, as I play in a room with other people in who are usually watching a movie at the time.
- Absolutely must be okay with me being English. (This one's the most important. )
- Preferably a fairly well-established corp, as a new corp would probably want me to come help with all their mining ops and stuff.

About me:

- I fly frigates, cruisers, and the occasional battlecruiser. The corp theft has hopefully provided sufficient resources to acquire a battleship, but that needs work.
- I have previously mostly been a PvE pilot, so my PvP experience is limited. I have fought in a couple of high-sec wars, but those were pretty much long periods of boredom with occasionally wild goose chases.
- Where I go, Nikko goes. I have an alt who follows me around. He doesn't do much, but I like to keep him with me.
- I don't play EVE on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
- I'm interested in EVE RP. I can go in-character in corp chat if needed/wanted.
- I am never pulling a corp theft again. It's not the sort of thing I want to do- I get too attached to corps. You don't need to worry about that.
- I am an EVE blogger!

Mail me if you're interested in having me, or convo me if I'm online, or talk to me on Twitter if you don't mind other people seeing. Or post in this thread, I guess? Not sure if that's allowed.