CSM Campaigns

Right, so no one really should know me, memories were erased while I was away from the game for 6+ years.

What I'm running on:

Beer
Jim Beam
Whiskey
And Marijuana

Why am I running?

Because I want 1.4 quintilion isk, to basically buy up alliances and play puppet master.

What I promise:

1.2 trillion to those that vote for me, if I'm awarded an allotment.
To tax everyone 1% bonus taxation.
To give all aliances I buy up a thanatos, pheonix, and a basilisk.
To not do anything that supports myself, such as asking CCP to fix their game.
To seek out new life, and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before..... ya right
Be an uber mensch.
Declare Concord outlaw.
Fight for representation of Goons in all matters of CSM, because they are just noobs.
And lastly, give my corporation the benefit of the doubt.

So don't listen to anyone else, just get high and drunk and shoot ****, and vote for me, as Supreme Ruler of the Universe, or Imperium of Eve.


I'll fight to get you all the money you deserve, call Ken Nun. Es hablo Espanol

Seriously, I don't speak spanish, but if you want someone to talk to, you can find me in game almost every day, until 4 Eve Time.

Don't listen to chumps.