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What do you want to give CCP this Christmas?

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Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#21 - 2015-12-18 16:18:51 UTC
A lump of cheap coal.

The kind that does not burn well.

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Milla Goodpussy
Garoun Investment Bank
#22 - 2015-12-18 16:41:16 UTC
free avatar clothes.. damn even a santa coat would be nice,
a new ship?? hey that's a great idea..

a SP bonus booster??? yeah that's another great idea ( if ccp doesn't break it.... again)

a nice card saying.. thanks for staying and playing and paying for the year ( you really ignore your 12 month advance paying customer base btw)

a new design for a ship...

a gecko II or something.


anything more than some stupid snowballs which we already have... that's just cheap and obviously someone too lazy to say thanks for staying loyal to the product.

hell perhaps a nice picture of all the CCP staff...something!
Max Fubarticus
K Diamond Holding LTD.
Bullets Bombs and Blondes
#23 - 2015-12-18 16:49:59 UTC
I would like to give:

CCP Guard a buff to VERTICALITY

CCP Mimic an Icelandic Bikini

CCP Antiquarian an Urban Dictionary

CCP Karkur copious amounts of hair care products

CCP Shadowcat a personality Big smile

CCP Fozzie a Shadow Serpentis Crainial Compression Array

CCP Rise a lifetime supply of Birth Control products

CCP Falcon a 200 Billion isk Reality Cheque

CCP Reddawn a REAL Scotish accent and a pair of undies for his kilt

CCP Larrikin a jar of vintage Vegemite (circa 1964)

CCP Logibro a sense of purpose

But more than anything... A huge Thank You for all the hard work you did for our Eve Community this year. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Big smile

Max

Civil discourse is uniquely human. After all, when is the last time a pride of lions and a herd of water buffalo negotiated SOV over a watering hole? Never. Someone either gets their ass kicked or eaten. At the end of the day someone holds SOV.
Leila Meurtrier
Why Am I Not Surprised
#24 - 2015-12-18 17:05:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Leila Meurtrier
I want Chribba's tooth if he ever lost one.
Also, I want a suspicious garbage bin with limbs sticking out, fridge for the corpses, "On-grid boosting for Dummies" book, A lot of planetary money, DNA scooper with spacecuit strap, Invisible Pink Nestor model, fedo house, rotten potato, depressurization prevention holoreel and bag of wallnuts.

Still, I'd be happy with just joke Jovian Destroyer that got tactical reconfigurations for salvaging/mining/warping, with enormous drone bay, but drone damage/health penalty and only 5Mbit bandwidth.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#25 - 2015-12-18 17:16:52 UTC
For Christmas, I want to give CCP another official FOIA request for all info on CCP NakedMan.

Thats right CCP... dont you forget that you IGNORED the last one... technically you are in violation of the Freedom Of Information Act (which probably isnt applicable in Iceland.. but rest assured that i will petition the Icelandic government as soon as I study up on Icelandic Naked Dev Information Law....)

Id give the ISDs stuff for Christmas.. but they wouldnt accept it. Something about bribing an officer of the law or some nonsense.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Blue mistique
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2015-12-18 17:27:19 UTC
CCP Falcon - A huge box of Crayola after his recent Avatar drawing session on MS Paint - lets see him do it on paper next time Big smile
Milla Goodpussy
Garoun Investment Bank
#27 - 2015-12-18 17:35:01 UTC
Blue mistique wrote:
CCP Falcon - A huge box of Crayola after his recent Avatar drawing session on MS Paint - lets see him do it on paper next time Big smile



id like to give ccp falcon headache medicine for putting up with forums and never blowing his top.
Tara Eves
Republican Guard
Shadow Cartel
#28 - 2015-12-18 18:26:25 UTC
I'd like to give CCP a mission:

To find an alternative Caldari racial ewar trait to replace ECM.

Perhaps a specialist missile disruption similar to Amarr's tracking disruptors? Maybe drone-interference technology? maybe anything except just stopping people from playing the game.

Either that or a massive buff to ECCM.
Xylem Viliana
homeless bum
#29 - 2015-12-18 18:44:25 UTC
different sized boxes as every time they change something the brain seems to change too.
Otso Bakarti
Doomheim
#30 - 2015-12-19 00:31:04 UTC
When the BS was rising fast, when I was in the USAF, we'd raises our watch hands over our heads
and shout, "Save the watches!"

SAVE THE WATCHES!!

There just isn't anything that can be said!
Poddington Bare
Black Mount Industrial
Breakpoint.
#31 - 2015-12-19 07:49:40 UTC
CCP Fozzie. Either:

(a) Some moisturiser. Litres of it. That poor guy must have skin as rough and thick as a Rhino's, given the abuse he's taken this year.

or

(b) Some therapy sessions if it turns out he's got skin like a normal person and now spends his days curled up in the foetal position whimpering, given the abuse he's taken this year.

In any respect, definitely (c) A Hug.

I don't care what your job is. Nobody should have to put up with some of things I've read about him on here and Reddit. Merry Christmas CCP Fozzie!
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#32 - 2015-12-19 09:34:21 UTC
A truckload of Hákarl.

Ok just kidding.


If I had the means I would get them all a ride in NASA's "vomit comet" so long as the video of it gets on Youtube.

(They'll need buckets).

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Commander Spurty
#33 - 2015-12-21 11:38:15 UTC
Just checking how this is going ..

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Mithandra
B.O.P Supplication For Glorious
Dracarys.
#34 - 2015-12-21 19:18:16 UTC
The pleasure of my company, redeemable April 2016

Eve is the dark haired, totally hot emo gothchild of the gaming community
Commander Spurty
#35 - 2015-12-22 03:16:46 UTC
lol well 4 more days to try and beat the current champ

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#36 - 2015-12-22 06:27:50 UTC
For CCP in general and the ISDs in particular, I will give one weeks worth of posts that will not need to be reported and deleted.

Merry Christmas!

Mr Epeen Cool
Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
Aideron Robotics.
#37 - 2015-12-22 07:18:10 UTC
hugs and kisess. :)

xoxoxo

Just Add Water
Ayx Shewma
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2015-12-22 18:32:19 UTC
Most likely they'll get about $45 from me.

Fortunately for CCP, Christmas comes every month.
Goatman NotMyFault
Lubrication Industries
#39 - 2015-12-22 19:22:37 UTC
i would give CCP the North Korean Encyclopedia.....

https://public-crest.eveonline.com/killmails/50746961/8d52fe8bdd3b0f04aa7945db513403d088f9676e/

And the possibility to adopt one life size inflatable Kim Jong Ill doll with real hair from Welsh Water Buffalo that residesed in Pyongyang Zoo
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#40 - 2015-12-22 19:37:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Bumblefck wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
bumble i don't think anyone aside from either of us here gets what a p45 is.



Probably not, but at least my hope is that it would tickle their curiosity and empower them to go and find out! Big smile

Is that like a forty? I'd give CCP one of those. With the brown paper bag, for drinking it out on the street. Forties party!

And also 'Thanks' for putting up with yet another year of players whining about any and every thing they do. Smile
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