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What do you want to give CCP this Christmas?

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Commander Spurty
#1 - 2015-12-18 11:48:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Commander Spurty
Yah we all see the begging threads and roll our eyes, but what about giving back?

Pick a CCP name and something that you would like to give them (no sex / violence plzkthx)

CCP Guard - Low five (and a book of jokes or some Carry on films)
CCP Falcon - tin of Quality Street (1980 era sized tin mind you!)
CCP Fozzie - some brasso to polish his balls of steel and to have a beer with him
CCP Karkur - flock of sheep to keep her wool supplies topped up
CCP Punktris - new tiara and a beer
CCP Mimic - a book of words you could use instead of "that word that shall not be said"
CCP people I missed - just some time to spend with your loved ones

How's about you?

Funniest gets 250mill (payout Christmas Eve)
Update: all participants will get "something". - recently came into a bit of money and I'm generous

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And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

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Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#2 - 2015-12-18 11:51:48 UTC
A clue.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#3 - 2015-12-18 11:53:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Edit: I need a clue.

I can't read.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#4 - 2015-12-18 12:18:05 UTC
Pizza.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#5 - 2015-12-18 12:27:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Bumblefck
P45s (or the Icelandic equivalent)


Lol


E: if it has to be explicitly stated, just a joke Blink

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#6 - 2015-12-18 12:46:50 UTC
CCP Falcon - tin of Quality Street (1980 era sized tin mind you!) - has to be a Somerset Mahm edition tin
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#7 - 2015-12-18 13:01:49 UTC
Dilligafmofo wrote:
CCP Falcon - tin of Quality Street (1980 era sized tin mind you!) - has to be a Somerset Mahm edition tin



*Maugham



You get a P45, sir

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#8 - 2015-12-18 13:14:07 UTC
bumble i don't think anyone aside from either of us here gets what a p45 is.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#9 - 2015-12-18 13:25:56 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
bumble i don't think anyone aside from either of us here gets what a p45 is.



Probably not, but at least my hope is that it would tickle their curiosity and empower them to go and find out! Big smile

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Solecist Project
#10 - 2015-12-18 13:34:35 UTC
Pee for five?

I won't look it up ... who knows, maybe it's a blue waffle thing...

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#11 - 2015-12-18 13:39:54 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Pee for five?

I won't look it up ... who knows, maybe it's a blue waffle thing...



* Pee Forty-five



It's a real thing, but oh god I bet whoever receives it would wish that it were an honest to goodness waffle Cry

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Solecist Project
#12 - 2015-12-18 13:42:37 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Pee for five?

I won't look it up ... who knows, maybe it's a blue waffle thing...



* Pee Forty-five



It's a real thing, but oh god I bet whoever receives it would wish that it were an honest to goodness waffle Cry

Do you know blue waffles... ?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#13 - 2015-12-18 13:55:43 UTC
Google has informed me...and it's still probably better than a P45

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Kaska Iskalar
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-12-18 14:45:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaska Iskalar
CCP Oveur - His job back.

Commander Spurty wrote:
Pick a CCP name and something that you would like to give them (no sex / violence plzkthx)

So nude Jello wrestling is a no then?
Persephone Alleile
Tartarus Covert Operations
#15 - 2015-12-18 14:47:25 UTC
Ahh shoot I always leave my shopping to the last minute . . . luckily I have a bunch of Serpentis T-shirts and Quafe Zero sitting around I could re-gift.
ISD Fractal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2015-12-18 14:48:23 UTC
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Doomheim
#17 - 2015-12-18 14:49:12 UTC
Skill Points
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Empty You
#18 - 2015-12-18 14:50:54 UTC
I gave CCP a multi-account resub for Christmas.

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ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#19 - 2015-12-18 15:16:50 UTC
For Falcon, Technomancer 2.0 Digital Wizard Hoodie

For Fozzie, Hoverkraft Levitating Construction Challenge

For Logibro, Aliens Facehugger Mask

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A Band Apart.
#20 - 2015-12-18 15:33:02 UTC
For CCP Hunter- A big bottle of bourbon

For CCP Larrikin- The spare tumblers to so he can share with Hunter.

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