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What would you lose for a Klondike Bar?

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#1 - 2015-12-14 18:15:20 UTC
So a year ago it was what would you kill for one but now with Christmas around the corner, C&P what would you lost for a Klondike Bar. Must be more than a million isk. Everyone needs a good laugh so post your horrid mails if you got em.

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#2 - 2015-12-14 18:33:47 UTC
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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#3 - 2015-12-14 19:43:52 UTC
Well, I lost a ship last night. Everyone is under the assumption I did something funny. I just shot at a war target and got concorded. Sounds like a bug to me. I have faith ccp will reimburse me. I mean, after all, that guy zero threat got back that 700 mill cruor after getting one shotted legitimately by a hecate. I lost mine to a bug or something.

Sorry no corpse for you bumbleboy.

Merry Christmas everyone. Xxox.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#4 - 2015-12-14 22:26:53 UTC
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#5 - 2015-12-14 23:16:53 UTC
Does it have to be lost forever? What I want sacrifice isn't something I would want to lose forever. Klondikes don't last forever.


Need details. What?

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Kaska Iskalar
Doomheim
#6 - 2015-12-15 11:02:08 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
My verginity .

He said it has to be worth a million ISK. P
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#7 - 2015-12-15 11:24:44 UTC
In before another Hobosheet1 style off topic post gets closed. Cool Are you bro's ?

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#8 - 2015-12-15 12:28:24 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Does it have to be lost forever? What I want sacrifice isn't something I would want to lose forever. Klondikes don't last forever.


Need details. What?

Not lost forever as in it can be rebought just like Klondike's. PL lost an adresta to the jump drestoyer already, and we can all laugh together.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Mephiztopheleze
Laphroaig Inc.
#9 - 2015-12-15 12:44:06 UTC
What is this "Klondike Bar" of which you speak?

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#10 - 2015-12-15 16:23:50 UTC
Mephiztopheleze wrote:
What is this "Klondike Bar" of which you speak?

Ice cream filled chocolate wrapped frozen treat made in the vacuum of space houses with frozen corpses. You get the idea right?

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ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#11 - 2015-12-15 18:36:21 UTC
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Otherwise, I would lose a single exotic dancer for a Klondike Bar.

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Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#12 - 2015-12-15 18:50:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Toriessian
Are we talking just the classic Klondike Bars or are extending to the entire Klondike Ice Cream bar family? I like the Klondike brand ice cream sandwiches far more than the classic layer of chocolate over vanilla ice cream.

Changes what I'm willing to lose.

Every day I'm wafflin!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#13 - 2015-12-15 20:22:44 UTC
The entire Klondike family of items

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Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#14 - 2015-12-15 20:29:36 UTC
A faction or T2 cruiser/HAC/recon. Its a pretty good treat.

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#15 - 2015-12-15 22:02:34 UTC
Ralph's vaginity is definitely a contender.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Benson en Efnyssen
ATHANOR AQUISISTIONS
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#16 - 2015-12-15 22:12:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Benson en Efnyssen
I'd lose a Gregg's meat and potato pasty between the wall and the headboard. I'm moving house in a week or so it's the landlords problem if it stinks.

Does that count? I don't really get what was asked.

How do I get my bar? Do you need a PO box number Saeger?
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#17 - 2015-12-16 02:10:13 UTC
Benson en Efnyssen wrote:
I'd lose a Gregg's meat and potato pasty between the wall and the headboard. I'm moving house in a week or so it's the landlords problem if it stinks.

Does that count? I don't really get what was asked.

How do I get my bar? Do you need a PO box number Saeger?

All Klondike bar winners will receive there winnings at the next fanfest I attend, and since purple and I my make attempts to fly to the 2017 together we just hope that the treats survive the flight and make it through customs.

Must be EVE related, Ralph's virginity/vaginity does not count but his devils warrior mugs, thongs, bikinis, and pasties do.

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#18 - 2015-12-16 02:42:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Sabriz Adoudel
If you offer a Klondike bar, I will not edit this post to have Force Awakens spoilers in it.

You have 2 hours.



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No Klondike bar. That's sad, but not nearly as sad as when Han Solo finds out Luke Skywalker has turned to the dark side, become Kylo Ren, but before he can warn Leia Luke/Kylo kills her.

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Mephiztopheleze
Laphroaig Inc.
#19 - 2015-12-16 06:00:28 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Mephiztopheleze wrote:
What is this "Klondike Bar" of which you speak?

Ice cream filled chocolate wrapped frozen treat made in the vacuum of space houses with frozen corpses. You get the idea right?


:O

I can't get those where I am. But I'd definitely sacrifice Ralph's virginity for a Golden Gaytime!

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#20 - 2015-12-16 10:37:32 UTC
ISD Decoy wrote:
I have removed an off-topic rumour-mongering type post and those quoting it.
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27. Off-topic posting is prohibited.

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Rumor threads and posts which are based off no actual solid information and are designed to either troll or annoy other users will be locked and removed. These kinds of threads and posts are detrimental to the wellbeing and spirit of the EVE Online Community, and can create undue panic among forum users, as well as adding to the workload of our moderators.

Otherwise, I would lose a single exotic dancer for a Klondike Bar.

Male or female?

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