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Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#1 - 2015-12-15 08:22:52 UTC
I expect i was a little spoiled when i did my first Frostline site and got a Quafe Zero (glug!) a Serpentis skivvy (swish!) in men's and women's styles, and a Multi Pilot Training certificate (yoink!). I have since done a mind-numbing amount of Frostline sites in the vain hope of repeating the munificent jackpot of a month's free training for one of my alts.

instead, i have a couple of slabs worth of Quafe Zero now - enough to open up a tee-totaller's nightclub, at least - and quite a range of exotic clothing.

It is with this vanity in mind that I bring to you the opportunity of a lifetime - nay, several lifetimes if you n fact get podded.

I will provide to you fashion advice tailored to your specific needs and, for a fee* deliver this season's hottest space fashions to your wormhole (plus/minus a frozen corpse I may have laying about because of reasons).

So, gentle wormholefolks, bring me your fashion faux pas and let me solve it, Queer Eye for a W-space Guy.

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Bateau Erinys
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2015-12-15 08:43:26 UTC
...nice rhyme?
Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#3 - 2015-12-15 14:12:59 UTC
It feels like you're stealing Dusette's gimmick

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#4 - 2015-12-15 14:52:12 UTC
I cannot give advice to the Dusettes. But there's a lot of other people in dire need of my help.

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Persephone Alleile
Tartarus Covert Operations
#5 - 2015-12-15 16:04:07 UTC
I'd like my frozen corpse to make a good impression next time I get smartbombed by a Proteus.
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-12-15 21:50:37 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
I cannot give advice to the Dusettes. But there's a lot of other people in dire need of my help.

The dusettes need to look into some real clothes real bad...

There is no Bob.

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Andrew Jester
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Pandemic Legion
#7 - 2015-12-15 22:13:06 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:
Trinkets friend wrote:
I cannot give advice to the Dusettes. But there's a lot of other people in dire need of my help.

The dusettes need to look into some real clothes real bad...

here we go What?

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Saya'skeena
Division 13
#8 - 2015-12-15 22:38:49 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
Trinkets friend wrote:
I cannot give advice to the Dusettes. But there's a lot of other people in dire need of my help.

The dusettes need to look into some real clothes real bad...

here we go What?

He's just jelly they're not looking into his.

There is no truth. There is only perception.

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The Law of Highsec
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2015-12-15 22:43:06 UTC
HAH! they wish!

There is no Bob.

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Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#10 - 2015-12-15 22:47:33 UTC
You can dress me anytime, Mista Miton!

So long as you lemme return the favor yo.

Get you outta that cheap jacket n' into something with some shwaaggg.

You'd look sick as in some suspenders, Mista Miton. Or even them dank combat suits that're comin' soon.

Or even just naked. I kinda envy your crew yo, getting to see you step outta your pod in the buff.

But how do they handle that stench though? My sistas got Sketchy Pos smelling like lavender since you left. But to be honest yo, I kinda miss that month old rotting cheese/dead Fedo smell. That was home...



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Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2015-12-15 23:48:22 UTC
Dear TF,

Now that i am trying the life of a F1 Monkey in the l33t world of Null sec PvP I fear i may be over dressed for my current station, please help me dress for success in null sec

xoxo
Iyokus.

---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----

Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#12 - 2015-12-16 00:30:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Trinkets friend
Persephone Alleile wrote:
I'd like my frozen corpse to make a good impression next time I get smartbombed by a Proteus.


Then I suggest the Serpentis Women's Shirt, available in every single Operation Frostline Target store and also Oisio Super Target (alongside the rack of shotguns and the whiskey what comes in plastic bottles).

Jack Miton wrote:
Trinkets friend wrote:
I cannot give advice to the Dusettes. But there's a lot of other people in dire need of my help.

The dusettes need to look into some real clothes real bad...


I suggest for you, Mr Miton, the Serpentis Men's Shirt, available in every single Operation Frostline Target, and also the Ardishapur Family Burueau Vinnies, in the back of the rack stuffed with vomit-covered pimp coats and hi-vis work jackets.

Saya'skeena wrote:

He's just jelly they're not looking into his.


For you, I'd say pair your 'Contour' Women's dress with the Serpentis Women's Shirt, available in every single Operation Frostline Target and also in the third bedroom of your local hoarder's house in Halaima, underneath the tallest pile of cat pee stained mail order coupons for Papa Johns Pizza.

Iyokus Patrouette wrote:
Dear TF,

Now that i am trying the life of a F1 Monkey in the l33t world of Null sec PvP I fear i may be over dressed for my current station, please help me dress for success in null sec

xoxo
Iyokus.


We are al sad to hear of your reduced circumstances, especially now you are with DARK out in Teneriffis like some crusty F1 hobo. the most appropriate apparel for grinding Sanctums is, of course, the Serpentis Men's Shirt, available form every single Operation Frostline Target and also by the kilo bag from Brybier IV Moon X floating in a GSC outside the abandoned POS there.

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C1 Black Hole
Nighthawk Exploration
#13 - 2015-12-16 01:07:56 UTC
daym suga dis be just wat I be needin. yo be runnin some fiiiiine service up in dis.

yo see suga yo gal hole gots a big problem. i lives up in da station, yo kno. like 23/7 baby i never leaves dat quarters. i gots to be reliable fo dem boys, all day i gets those playas comin up in dis wantin a piece of yo gal hole, so i gots to be where dey can find me. problem is baby dat all dis sittin round all day dun do no good for yo gal, deez playa dey like that when baby gots back but too much of dat sittin n yo girls humps be gone flat.

so i be needin something dat be comfortable, yo kno wat im sayin? something dat i can sit round in all day n still be lookin supa fiiiiine for all dem boys when dey drop in to make dat touch down, yo know wat im sayin.

i see dat boy jester be up in dis. hey baby i dun heard yo got dat good stuff suga. quarters 509 on level one baby, Hek station. i be seein yo, holla at yo gal hole.
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#14 - 2015-12-16 01:10:31 UTC
'sup Ms Hole!

Haven't seen you around for ages yo. You doin' good?

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C1 Black Hole
Nighthawk Exploration
#15 - 2015-12-16 01:11:48 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
'sup Ms Hole!

Haven't seen you around for ages yo. You doin' good?


daym suga yo lookin fine up in dis.

i been da usual. yo kno how it rolls fo yo gal hole.

yo be keepin it real baby, say hi dem sisters from yo gal, mmk?
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#16 - 2015-12-16 01:26:38 UTC
You got it!

And wow yo, you should totes specify whatever clothes you wear has to be easy wash n' wear!

I seen how excited you get with pizza n' chicken, ha.

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Kellie Dusette
Division 13
#17 - 2015-12-16 05:27:24 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
It feels like you're stealing Dusette's gimmick

This one fashions advice for not a "gimmick".

Kellie family not make for depend a fashions. Look still very many much good without a clothes.

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Andrew Jester
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Pandemic Legion
#18 - 2015-12-16 15:40:12 UTC
Kellie Dusette wrote:
Andrew Jester wrote:
It feels like you're stealing Dusette's gimmick

This one fashions advice for not a "gimmick".

Kellie family not make for depend a fashions. Look still very many much good without a clothes.


You look v unfashionable compared to my Swage Angle Jacket. Maybe you should get that looked at Oops

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Dani Dusette
Division 13
#19 - 2015-12-16 21:10:19 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
Kellie Dusette wrote:
Andrew Jester wrote:
It feels like you're stealing Dusette's gimmick

This one fashions advice for not a "gimmick".

Kellie family not make for depend a fashions. Look still very many much good without a clothes.


You look v unfashionable compared to my Swage Angle Jacket. Maybe you should get that looked at Oops

Not really Kellie's style. Straight

I heard Candi still has the jacket you gave her though.

Despite hard financial times recently; selling spare T3s, faction battleships and even spare clothes ... she refuses to let go of that jacket...

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Andrew Jester
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Pandemic Legion
#20 - 2015-12-16 22:13:46 UTC
Dani Dusette wrote:
Andrew Jester wrote:
Kellie Dusette wrote:
Andrew Jester wrote:
It feels like you're stealing Dusette's gimmick

This one fashions advice for not a "gimmick".

Kellie family not make for depend a fashions. Look still very many much good without a clothes.


You look v unfashionable compared to my Swage Angle Jacket. Maybe you should get that looked at Oops

Not really Kellie's style. Straight

I heard Candi still has the jacket you gave her though.

Despite hard financial times recently; selling spare T3s, faction battleships and even spare clothes ... she refuses to let go of that jacket...

Too bad it isn't a yellow jacket Sad

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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