Intergalactic Summit

Reports have reached Gutter Press, of "bhaalgorns" being spotted in the Khanid Kingdom, by a number of worried citizens.

The majority of the reports come from Afnakat VI, where a number of citizens claim to have seen the "bhaalgorns" committing numerous crimes, such as livestock abduction, property damage, and fire-raising.

The "bhaalgorn" was reported by one witness, a commoner farmer, as being around twice the height of a man, with the horns and feet of a goat.

Gutter Press agents spoke to the farmer, who had this to say: "I was watching the slaver hound trials, when I heard a noise from outside. I look out me window, and there's this beast, battering at the door to the barn. I said to my wife, so I did, I said, 'get the laser gun, there's some critter out there', then when she handed me my gun, I go out, and fire a few rounds at it, then it ran off. Twice the size of a normal man, I reckon, but with horns and stuff. Gave me the willies, it did."

A number of other residents of Afnakat VI also reported seeing a shadowy figure in the night, though few claimed to have had a close look at it.

Kingdom authorities are sceptical. We asked a local police sergeant for her opinion: "I doubt it to be a bhaalgorn. It is far more probable that this is some kind of cybernetic device, constructed by the heretic Covenant, the immoral Gallente, or the heathen Minmatar, than a literal demon. Unless tissue samples, or a corpse, are presented, that's my opinion."

A number of cryptozoologists from across the Kingdom have declared their intentions to photograph or capture the beasts.

Meanwhile, local gunsmiths have reported an increase in sales of hunting lasers.


Gutter Press. News.

Another high quality report as expected of Gutter Press.

Mind flood and an overactive imagination. that or maybe god is punishing the Khanid people for allowing you to be born. One or the other...

If that "someone" works for Gutter Press, I might believe him, but otherwise probably not.

What is this ridiculous nonsense, I don't even... (sighs)

A Bhaalgorn made me welp my Paladin! I saw it! It was stalking my crew in my ship!

Glorious, the most rightful rulers of the galaxy sees things that are not there again. Maybe we should worry about them if fictive demons and abominations are what their heads spawn?

Also since it needs to be said, Gutter Press is at best entertainment of an much hilarious nature: not news.

Because you fear a free and open exchange of ideas, of course. Duh.

That's more like it.

Worry is fear.