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Fun story - Highsec Exploration, 7.7bn ISK/Hr.

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#1 - 2015-12-14 11:55:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Bumblefck
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Scanned down a Sansha's 4/10 yesterday

Warped in to find an Astero piloted by a noob, who obviously got territorial and locked me as soon as I landed (charming)

He'd already cleared the first room so by this time it was just a rush to the gate

We both arrived in the Overseer room at the same time

He was targeted by the rats, and managed to valiantly hold on for about a minute - at the same time, I MWD'd away in my Stratios

Unfriendly Astero goes pop; Bumble proceeds to clear the room

No escalation...but when I go to his wreck, I find 350m worth of accumulated loot. Cashback!

A silly little story but I'm sure there's a moral there somewhere, and strangely satisfying somehow.



Thanking you and have a nice day.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2015-12-14 16:27:57 UTC
Does not compute, must have isk/hr figures. Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#3 - 2015-12-14 16:33:59 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Does not compute, must have isk/hr figures. Lol



Ha, ha!


I guess if it took about 10 minutes in total, we're looking at about 7.7bn ISK/Hour



Thread title changed, thanks Loyd!

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Estella Osoka
Cranky Bitches Who PMS
#4 - 2015-12-14 18:23:35 UTC
Would have been more fun if he had managed to kill the Overseer, you stole the loot, he engaged you, and then you kill him. Just saying. Twisted
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#5 - 2015-12-14 18:28:38 UTC
That truly would've been the icing on the cake...!

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#6 - 2015-12-14 18:29:27 UTC
Estella Osoka wrote:
Would have been more fun if he had managed to kill the Overseer, you stole the loot, he engaged you, and then you kill him. Just saying. Twisted

the booty is its own reward, how it is acquired matters not

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Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-12-14 22:04:58 UTC
Paging Arthur Aihaken, paging Arthur Aihaken!

Arthur Aihaken please pick up a red courtesy phone so you can get rekt by Bumblefck! Red courtesy phone for Arthur Aihaken please!
Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
#8 - 2015-12-14 22:44:20 UTC
Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
Paging Arthur Aihaken, paging Arthur Aihaken! Arthur Aihaken please pick up a red courtesy phone so you can get rekt by Bumblefck! Red courtesy phone for Arthur Aihaken please!

If only I did high-sec exploration... I just stick to the standard boring Lv4s...

I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2015-12-15 00:18:06 UTC
Seems sustainable and viable. No issues with those figures.
Shiloh Templeton
Cheyenne HET Co
#10 - 2015-12-15 03:32:03 UTC
No tears ... give the little Astero credit for that.

ISD Supogo
ISD BH
ISD Alliance
#11 - 2015-12-15 03:33:47 UTC
Thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment.

ISD BH Supogo

Bughunter

Equipment Certification and Anomaly Investigations Division (ECAID)

Interstellar Services Department
Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
#12 - 2015-12-15 03:39:28 UTC
ISD Supogo wrote:
Thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment.

Haha.

I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#13 - 2015-12-15 03:44:47 UTC
Arthur Aihaken is a pretty cool guy, he makes ridiculous guides and doesnt afraid of anything

@JerryTPepridge
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-12-15 08:49:50 UTC
ISD Supogo wrote:
Thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment.

at first i was like Straight

but then i was like Straight
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#15 - 2015-12-15 11:32:38 UTC
Arthur Aihaken wrote:
ISD Supogo wrote:
Thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment.

Haha.



I detect jellyness at not being able to achieve these levels of ISK/hr.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
#16 - 2015-12-15 12:04:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Arthur Aihaken
Bumblefck wrote:
I detect jellyness at not being able to achieve these levels of ISK/hr.

You got me. I'm totally in awe of your ISK/hour...

I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#17 - 2015-12-15 12:20:06 UTC
Pics or it didn't happen. We all know youre a glory hound looking desperately for approval. You don't have to make up fanciful stories.

4/10's are garbage btw.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#18 - 2015-12-15 15:58:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Bumblefck
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Pics or it didn't happen. We all know youre a glory hound looking desperately for approval. You don't have to make up fanciful stories.

4/10's are garbage btw.



Pics of what? Me screenshotting when I opened up the wreck? Get out of my thread, you sad barleyjack.



Besides, what's more approval and friend seeking than convoing an obvious antagonist, completely out of the blue and on an alt? It's redolent of Batman and the Joker being frenemies...except that you are no Joker, more like a teenager shoplifting from a failing corner store.

Pathetic.



e: I'm no psychologist, but 'Define me, define me!' seems to fit you nicely


e2: Please don't pollute my thread with your greasiness. TYIA

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Estella Osoka
Cranky Bitches Who PMS
#19 - 2015-12-15 16:59:32 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Pics or it didn't happen. We all know youre a glory hound looking desperately for approval. You don't have to make up fanciful stories.

4/10's are garbage btw.


Meh, I got a deadspace 50mn AB, deadspace 50mn MWD, and a Vigilant BPC from one for 5-10 minutes of work. It's something to do when your bored and there are no targets.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#20 - 2015-12-15 21:40:27 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Pics or it didn't happen. We all know youre a glory hound looking desperately for approval. You don't have to make up fanciful stories.

4/10's are garbage btw.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...

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