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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Solecist Project
#12401 - 2015-12-07 17:51:31 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Assuming we were alive to begin with mwuahahahahaha*cough*!

You'll be in for a huge surprise when I get your sister here as well .....

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#12402 - 2015-12-07 18:40:25 UTC
Repaint your outfit red.

ISD Decoy

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12403 - 2015-12-07 18:54:33 UTC
Solecist Project
#12404 - 2015-12-07 19:13:13 UTC
ISD Decoy wrote:
Repaint your outfit red.

There is no .... but.... good idea actually..... hm......

Sorry for breaking the chain, ignore me.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#12405 - 2015-12-08 14:51:20 UTC
I'm selling a line of "Rogue Drone" vibes. Interested?

Every day I'm wafflin!

Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12406 - 2015-12-09 23:17:22 UTC
I see you've brought the waffles, and I've brought the syrup! ☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Tanner Twaggs
Riemannian Manifold Torus
#12407 - 2015-12-12 18:58:46 UTC
You got the syrup? Can i put some butter with that?

At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that

Satja Askariin
Adamantine Tactical Acquisitions
#12408 - 2015-12-14 22:42:27 UTC
As a Siebestor I feel obliged to ask you what kinds of special gadgets do you have in those arms of yours?
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12409 - 2015-12-15 00:01:18 UTC
Satja Askariin wrote:
As a Siebestor I feel obliged to ask you what kinds of special gadgets do you have in those arms of yours?


As much gadgets as Inspector Gadget's gadgets. Cool
Satja Askariin
Adamantine Tactical Acquisitions
#12410 - 2015-12-15 03:41:28 UTC
LordOdysseus wrote:
Satja Askariin wrote:
As a Siebestor I feel obliged to ask you what kinds of special gadgets do you have in those arms of yours?


As much gadgets as Inspector Gadget's gadgets. Cool


Go go gadget then!
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#12411 - 2015-12-15 10:02:34 UTC
I have gadgets. Want to try them?
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#12412 - 2015-12-15 11:54:13 UTC
I'd say, "Please get out of my bed, I didn't call a welder and your nipples are upsetting the children".

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Hannibal Crusoe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12413 - 2015-12-18 03:22:01 UTC
Last thing I heard was welder. Here is a discount card for the STD clinic.

Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#12414 - 2015-12-18 03:35:40 UTC
Don't eat me!

Ahhh, **** it. Any port in a storm. Do what you want big guy.
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#12415 - 2015-12-18 14:52:00 UTC
I dressed up in the naughty school girl outfit that you like....
Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Nardieu
Doomheim
#12416 - 2015-12-18 19:45:11 UTC
No LGTB so let's just arm wrestle for the bunk, OK?
Satja Askariin
Adamantine Tactical Acquisitions
#12417 - 2015-12-21 00:02:49 UTC
Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Nardieu wrote:
No LGTB so let's just arm wrestle for the bunk, OK?


Sure but your shirt is still on...

Wait you don't need to take it off to arm wrestle? It seems I was deceived!
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12418 - 2015-12-21 01:32:36 UTC
Jade Blackwind
#12419 - 2015-12-21 15:47:12 UTC
No more chocolate for you, iHand. Pay and get out.
Hanna Ichosira
Doomheim
#12420 - 2015-12-21 22:15:48 UTC
Jade Blackwind wrote:
No more chocolate for you, iHand. Pay and get out.


Hey there sweetie, can I borrow a razor?