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My Kitten Has a Sneeze!

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Skunk Gracklaw
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#21 - 2011-09-15 10:05:51 UTC
Dilligafmofo wrote:
The only crime committed here is that of neglect of housework.

Break out the vaccum cleaner wench, this will, if carried out correctly, cease the kitten sneezes.

God made women smaller than men so they can go into and out of the vaccum cupboard more efficiently. Roll

Snap to it grimey woman.


Awww...we had a perfectly good thread going and then you had to ruin it with your badposting.
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#22 - 2011-09-15 11:01:36 UTC
Apologies dearest goon, please send me 200m isk as a service bond ( returnable) and I will ensure that my previous bad post os removed. The isk is wholy refundable and is to allow for the server admins to move the text about to the recycle bin of your chosing.

Once the text is in it's desired recycle bin, the isk will be refunded in full.
WatsonMayte
New Imperial Legion
#23 - 2011-09-15 11:09:00 UTC
Dilligafmofo wrote:
Apologies dearest goon, please send me 200m isk as a service bond ( returnable) and I will ensure that my previous bad post os removed. The isk is wholy refundable and is to allow for the server admins to move the text about to the recycle bin of your chosing.

Once the text is in it's desired recycle bin, the isk will be refunded in full.


It is also against GSF policy for you to scam a GSF member please contact your CEO & request to be kicked from your corp & black listed

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Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#24 - 2011-09-15 12:13:59 UTC
Violence towards my species results in severe repercussions.

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Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#25 - 2011-09-15 12:55:39 UTC
Well, being as how I invented kittens and the art of kittening, I am a qualified expert on matters of great importance that pertain to kittens and everything that is kitten.

Hopefully, your kitten is suffering from a simple allergy and not the dreaded feline cooties (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten Aids


These are indeed acts of terrorism perpetrated on our dear kittens. The infidels must be stopped and dealt with immediately. So, a call to arms for all kittens to amass and conquer!!

I'll be sending an in game bill for my prokitten services.

Would you like a kitten?

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#26 - 2011-09-15 15:23:02 UTC
Mittens the kitten is a scammer and a corp thief!

I has proof!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZpKCrH97Bw

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#27 - 2011-09-15 16:44:11 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
Violence towards my species results in severe repercussions.

You be quiet, you human impostor. No one said anything about wanting homo sapiens to talk.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#28 - 2011-09-15 16:48:45 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:
Well, being as how I quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten Aids

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!!

I'll be sending an in game bill for my pubbie nonsense.

ok m8 gud 2 now u're on teh case c u on teh bottlefolds w/ ur toonies ill be sending all my iskies o7o/ Pirate

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#29 - 2011-09-15 17:40:16 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Zixie Draco wrote:
Well, being as how I quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten Aids

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!!

I'll be sending an in game bill for my pubbie nonsense.

ok m8 gud 2 now u're on teh case c u on teh bottlefolds w/ ur toonies ill be sending all my iskies o7o/ Pirate



awww...you went to so much trouble! That's adorable

Would you like a kitten?

Princess Nexxala
Zero Syndicate
#30 - 2011-09-15 17:48:58 UTC
mew mew

nom nom
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#31 - 2011-09-15 18:00:09 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Zixie Draco wrote:
Well, being as how I quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten Aids

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!!

I'll be sending an in game bill for my pubbie nonsense.

ok m8 gud 2 now u're on teh case c u on teh bottlefolds w/ ur toonies ill be sending all my iskies o7o/ Pirate



awww...you went to so much trouble! That's adorable

Your avatar is very pretty and I am secretly somewhat jealous about it so I figured I would mock you in a feeble attempt to protect my fragile ego but it didn't work because I just took another look at it and those eyes just cut deep into the core of me such that now all of these words are tumbling out and making quite an uproarious mess I am so sorry please don't get uncomfortable I didn't mean it to be like this why are you running way come back here woman I am not done talking why are you acting like that can't you see that our love is forever look what you made me do now stop crying this is your fault I just wanted to talk and oh god the blood won't stop somebody help me.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#32 - 2011-09-15 18:13:14 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Zixie Draco wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Zixie Draco wrote:
Well, being as how I quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten Aids

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!!

I'll be sending an in game bill for my pubbie nonsense.

ok m8 gud 2 now u're on teh case c u on teh bottlefolds w/ ur toonies ill be sending all my iskies o7o/ Pirate



awww...you went to so much trouble! That's adorable

Your avatar is very pretty and I am secretly somewhat jealous about it so I figured I would mock you in a feeble attempt to protect my fragile ego but it didn't work because I just took another look at it and those eyes just cut deep into the core of me such that now all of these words are tumbling out and making quite an uproarious mess I am so sorry please don't get uncomfortable I didn't mean it to be like this why are you running way come back here woman I am not done talking why are you acting like that can't you see that our love is forever look what you made me do now stop crying this is your fault I just wanted to talk and oh god the blood won't stop somebody help me.


translation:* "get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich!"


Would you like a kitten?

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#33 - 2011-09-15 19:19:34 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Zixie Draco wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Zixie Draco wrote:
Well, being as how I quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten Aids

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!!

I'll be sending an in game bill for my pubbie nonsense.

ok m8 gud 2 now u're on teh case c u on teh bottlefolds w/ ur toonies ill be sending all my iskies o7o/ Pirate



awww...you went to so much trouble! That's adorable

Your avatar is very pretty and I am secretly somewhat jealous about it so I figured I would mock you in a feeble attempt to protect my fragile ego but it didn't work because I just took another look at it and those eyes just cut deep into the core of me such that now all of these words are tumbling out and making quite an uproarious mess I am so sorry please don't get uncomfortable I didn't mean it to be like this why are you running way come back here woman I am not done talking why are you acting like that can't you see that our love is forever look what you made me do now stop crying this is your fault I just wanted to talk and oh god the blood won't stop somebody help me.


translation:* "get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich!"



I just had a turkey sandwich with bacon.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#34 - 2011-09-15 19:36:20 UTC
Tomcat has taken the case.

This will be dealt with.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#35 - 2011-09-15 19:40:59 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
Tomcat has taken the case.

This will be dealt with.

Hello there space friend please join the +rep circle jerk.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#36 - 2011-09-16 00:00:27 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:

Hello there space friend please join the +rep circle jerk.


I'm not your friend, buddy.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#37 - 2011-09-16 00:07:33 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:

Hello there space friend please join the +rep circle jerk.


I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Mikeh24
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2011-09-16 01:06:42 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Lykouleon wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:

Hello there space friend please join the +rep circle jerk.


I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, buddy
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#39 - 2011-09-16 07:47:26 UTC
mikeh24 wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Lykouleon wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:

Hello there space friend please join the +rep circle jerk.


I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, buddy


I'm not your buddy, guy.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#40 - 2011-09-16 09:51:16 UTC
Oh well, at least page 1 was worthwhile.

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