Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Happy new year to OUCH from us and may 2012 bring epic fights to you and your students

Sign up and get trained in 0.0 survival and how to get past camps and bubbles to just mention a few vital lessons,
If you dont wanna join then come to curse anyways so we can show you what you did wrong……again and again and again

Nullsec survival is about flying with discipline.

OUCH will provide you with the disciplined training required to survive 0.0 sec space. The role of the student here is to learn as one would learn from a Master and the OP's guys that train you here are masters of nullsec survival.

Wipe away your Care Bear tears and come learn the right way and be trained in the Art of War.

"Know the enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles you will never be in peril. When you are ignorant of the enemy, but know yourself, your chances of winning or losing are equal. If ignorant both of your enemy and yourself, you are certain in every battle to be in peril." - Sun Tzu

What kind of privileges did you have in mind?

So You Thought About PVP and Said To Yourself .... I Don't Have A Clue

Easy Answer ... Join OUCH ... Your Problem Is Solved

The Corp That Has The Step By Step Guide To Survival

OUCH Will Take You Through Living In 0.0

We Live In Curse , Life Is Hard , If You Can Survive Here , Then You Can Survive Anywhere

How Hard Can The Click To Join Be

But Be Warned .... If We Catch You We Will Kill You ..... Then Again If You Had Taken That Course ... Maybe Not

"Joining OUCH was the best decision I ever made!"

After 2 and a half months with these guys, I have learned more than I ever thought possible.

OUCH has taken my gameplay to a whole other level. And even now that I myself am teaching classes, I can't wait to login the next day, because I know that I will learn something new. Be it out in space, in the classroom with my students, or just chatting away on TS, you are constantly improving your game here.

Trust me. There is no better feeling, than looking back, and seeing how much progress you've made, in so little time.

I've gone from feeling like a little fish, stuck in a small claustrophobic pond of constant, unchanging PVE, surrounded by dark and scary waters... To a freakin' Piranah!... Tearing my way through the open waters of lawless space, where ANYTHING can, and does happen!

.... And let me tell you... It is GREAT!!!

OUCH teaches you all the right tools you'll need to adapt to this ever changing hostile environement, and the lessons learned here will serve you well throughout your EVE carreer, as they can be applied anywhere.

Come join us, and see for yourself. I garantee you'll get something out of it.

Silencer

For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game.

if you like fireworks i can promise you that OUCH will give you the tickets to the front row seats......thats why my toon wears shades btw

The OUCH trainers are simply great at what they do. I cannot spell out how good they are at teaching people null sec survival, learning to operate and live in null is vital, ask any corp in null and they will tell you the same.

It's one thing to get the PVP fever on and quite another learning to live long enough to get to where the PVP is. OUCH will teach you all this in a structured format, Why not give it a go and bring another dimension to your EVE experience? Just think, being able and having the confidence to navigate through null sec, how to fight in null sec and to do it well.

Great corp, very friendly and open and a great bunch of guys to boot

Just join.

Go to OUCH-UNI channel in-game, click on the link to the corp name, and click on Apply. That's it. Your application will be processed within 12-24 hours, and you will be sent instructions via evemail about how to proceed as a new member of OUCH.

It's more fun watching ship 'splode when it's not your own.

Join us and learn to make other people's shiny ships 'splode.