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High-Security Status: CODE overturned

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Quentin Jorinson
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-12-09 15:18:45 UTC
Greetings fellow citizens of New Eden!

Today is a day for much rejoicing. I, Quentin Jorinson, have been elected as the new representative of High-Security space policies.

While there are many duties to attend to, my first act was to overturn the so-called "laws of highsec" by the mercenary group known as the CODE. While there are still a few rare CODE rebels floating around, rest assured that a majority of the group is now inactive.

Occasionally these few upstarts may attempt to persuade you to purchase one of their "permits" for a mere 10 million ISK. As the CODE's laws of highsec have been overturned, these permits are no longer necessary. Mining will be safe again for our newer citizens.

Now, occasionally you will also see some of the leftover members posting their rhetoric in chat. Please do not be discouraged. They are, as I've stated, mostly inactive, and are using "fear tactics" to keep you in your station. While from time to time you may be attacked by one of these fringe holdouts, rest assured that they have neither the finances nor ability to do it more than once. CONCORD's justice will be dealt swiftly and surely.

If you encounter a former CODE member speaking in one of the communication hubs, please politely ask them to get a glass of water, remain seated, and calm down. Tell them, as politely as possible, to contact my office and I will assist them during this emotional time.

Thank you for your support. I look forward to making High-Security space a peaceful place for our newer citizens. Happy flying!
Solecist Project
#2 - 2015-12-09 15:24:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Reserved.

Dude wtf this is a forum post by an npc member.
We do not live in magical fairy lalala rp land where you can make **** up as you wish.

This is EVE. If I started ganking ignorant candy asses all day I WISHED there were actual people
out there who do more than just posting irrelevant, stupid, made up nonsense on a ******* forum
and actually engaged me, hunted me, tried SOMETHING so I can actually have FUN again !

BUT NO, all you dipswitches do is post and post and post and talk and talk
BUT YOU NEVER EVER ACTUALLY BRING IT !

WE ALL WISH FOR NOTHING MORE THAT YOU CHILDREN FINALLY STEP OUT OF YOUR
IMAGINATIONLAND AND START SHOOTING US ! HUNTING US!

DO SOMETHING, DAMMIT, BUT STOP SHITPOSTING !



Sheesh, millenials ............

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#3 - 2015-12-09 15:24:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Mortlake
C&P needs more of this kind of originality.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#4 - 2015-12-09 15:28:10 UTC
Oh Oh...
Are YOU one of the representatives of the LAW?

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=390383&find=unread

If you are your presence is requested in that thread.

Every day I'm wafflin!
Quentin Jorinson
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-12-09 15:34:21 UTC
To enlighten everyone further:

CODE's "laws of highsec" have been overturned. We do not need to "enforce" anything because there's nothing to enforce. On the odd (and rare) chance that a CODE member assaults a miner in high-security space, CONDORD will deal with them.

Please schedule an appointment with my office for further information, or to file a formal complaint. Until then, please have a glass of water, take a seat, and calm down.
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#6 - 2015-12-09 15:36:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Lan Wang
WANT TO PLEDGE 20BIL!

In return i want a Ima Wreck You corpse!

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Solecist Project
#7 - 2015-12-09 15:47:29 UTC
Quentin Jorinson wrote:
To enlighten everyone further:

CODE's "laws of highsec" have been overturned. We do not need to "enforce" anything because there's nothing to enforce. On the odd (and rare) chance that a CODE member assaults a miner in high-security space, CONDORD will deal with them.

Please schedule an appointment with my office for further information, or to file a formal complaint. Until then, please have a glass of water, take a seat, and calm down.

Can't we just ban these people from the game somehow for causing boredom...

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solecist Project
#8 - 2015-12-09 15:49:19 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
WANT TO PLEDGE 20BIL!

In return i want a Ima Wreck You corpse!

Ewww bavarian corpses ....

(j/k Ima ;)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Malbona Pomon
Petulant Luddite GmbH
#9 - 2015-12-09 16:08:08 UTC
This should be fun *popcorn*

Lan Wang wrote:
WANT TO PLEDGE 20BIL!

In return i want a Ima Wreck You corpse!


So, if you will pledge 20b to this guy for the corpse. How much will you give me for one?
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2015-12-09 16:54:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Tisiphone Dira
20b For an Ima wreckyou!?!?!

how much is MY body worth Lan Wang?

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Solecist Project
#11 - 2015-12-09 16:58:18 UTC
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
20b For an Ima wreckyou!?!?!

how much is MY body worth Lan Wang?

Priceless, obviously !

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Yusef Brion
Big Yellow Pidgeon Inc.
#12 - 2015-12-09 17:11:15 UTC
Quentin Jorinson wrote:
We do not need to "enforce" anything because there's nothing to enforce.


Oh. So five posts in and you're ready to continue doing nothing. Great.

The more I read the forums over the years, the more I swear. To god. That the typos are intentional mistakes. Part o f the encryption.
Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#13 - 2015-12-09 17:22:36 UTC
Quentin Jorinson wrote:

CODE's "laws of highsec" have been overturned. We do not need to "enforce" anything because there's nothing to enforce. On the odd (and rare) chance that a CODE member assaults a miner in high-security space, CONDORD will deal with them.


Why start a thread that says "Nothing has changed and I'm not going to do anything to change it"?
At least Xex is entertaining.

Every day I'm wafflin!
Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-12-09 17:30:15 UTC
Quentin Jorinson wrote:
We do not need to "enforce" anything because there's nothing to enforce


I was about to send 20 billion before I read this.
Syeed Ameer Ali
Drunken Beaver Mining
#15 - 2015-12-09 17:33:02 UTC
When your killboard presence exceeds that of CODE. I may consider accepting your authority in this matter. CODE. at least backs up their words with action, so if nothing else they have more credibility than you do.

everevolutionaryfront.blogspot.com
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#16 - 2015-12-09 17:34:11 UTC
Renegade Heart wrote:
Quentin Jorinson wrote:
We do not need to "enforce" anything because there's nothing to enforce


I was about to send 20 billion before I read this.


so im not getting that corpse then no? Straight

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Cidanel Afuran
Grant Village
#17 - 2015-12-09 18:17:16 UTC
You should get the Pator Tech School to declare war on CODE, OP. Talk to your diplos.
Iain Cariaba
#18 - 2015-12-09 18:21:20 UTC
Quentin Jorinson wrote:
Greetings fellow citizens of New Eden!

Today is a day for much rejoicing. I, Quentin Jorinson, have been elected as the new representative of High-Security space policies.

While there are many duties to attend to, my first act was to overturn the so-called "laws of highsec" by the mercenary group known as the CODE. While there are still a few rare CODE rebels floating around, rest assured that a majority of the group is now inactive.

Occasionally these few upstarts may attempt to persuade you to purchase one of their "permits" for a mere 10 million ISK. As the CODE's laws of highsec have been overturned, these permits are no longer necessary. Mining will be safe again for our newer citizens.

Now, occasionally you will also see some of the leftover members posting their rhetoric in chat. Please do not be discouraged. They are, as I've stated, mostly inactive, and are using "fear tactics" to keep you in your station. While from time to time you may be attacked by one of these fringe holdouts, rest assured that they have neither the finances nor ability to do it more than once. CONCORD's justice will be dealt swiftly and surely.

If you encounter a former CODE member speaking in one of the communication hubs, please politely ask them to get a glass of water, remain seated, and calm down. Tell them, as politely as possible, to contact my office and I will assist them during this emotional time.

Thank you for your support. I look forward to making High-Security space a peaceful place for our newer citizens. Happy flying!

LolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLol

Oh, I needed a good laugh.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#19 - 2015-12-09 18:52:43 UTC
Quentin Jorinson wrote:
the mercenary group known as the CODE.

Ehh ... Did I miss something or has the new rep failed to do his homework
(btw collecting 20 crisp packets doesn't count as an election )

That said I do hope something actually happens because of this .

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#20 - 2015-12-09 19:32:48 UTC
Oh look.

Another Rebel Commander.

Somebody inform Anti-Ganking, I'm sure they will want to...um.....cooperate.....with the new guy.

Roll

Man. Too lazy to even have a real corp.

Roll

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And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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