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Press Release: Max Amarria (now legal)

Author
Max Singularity
House Singularity
Sixth Empire
#1 - 2015-12-08 00:18:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Max Singularity
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PRESS RELEASE:
Max Amarria, the New Testament is in print and will soon be shipping cluster wide.

STATEMENT:
"It is with great humility that the Theology Council and other authorities have declared my book, Max Amarria, as no longer illegal within the Amarr Empire and Cluster of New Eden. It is my hope that liberal Amarr Holders and Organizations can see a return to our Golden Glory and shed the corruptions of the past can finally move on towards our right, and just, future. Copies of Max Amarria are now shipping to all races in New Eden. Again, I thank you, the public for lifting me to this place, and may we all find His glory together during these darkest of days." -Max Singularity


PROLOG OF MAX AMARRIA:
The Cosmos is unknowingly vast. Distant galaxies whirl about their black hole centers with hundreds of million suns, captive in an eternal dance. In space, the Sun never sets. The light creates day, and the enveloping darkness creates night, both day and night embraced in the the shadows of duality.

Planetside, there is something deeply stirring in intelligent beings when they see the sunrise over a world’s ocean. Watching a sunrise reminds us that the Universe still holds many mysteries and it beckons our smartest minds to seek its truths. We have come to know that the sun is a star, and we simple human beings have collectively unlocked enough truths of the Universe that we can travel between those distant stars in mere minutes.

Something in the Cosmos calls to us. We do not understand but we hear its voice. In quiet moments the voice is deafening. It is masked with the crashing sound of an ocean wave on a sandy beach, or in the whisper of wind through trees and mountain passes.

The language of this voice is written in the symbols of a snowflake, the sand patterns of an Ono Mating Ant, Orvolle V’s rhythmic dancing clouds.

It is not our ears but our hearts that hear this calling voice, and those that hear it, know they have heard it, for it is true.

The totality of such beautiful sights, beautiful songs, and wondrous feelings of fulfillment by participating in these beauties have been described as super-natural, or even devine.

Such beauty cannot be denied, for it is blatant truth incarnate with no explanation needed. There is no meaning to a double rainbow, it just is, and it is true. Elegant truth.

Yet through time immemorial there are simple scientific explanations to these beauties such as why the skies of Torvi V are crimson red during the day, and glow deep blue at night. We know what causes the planets sky colors to vary from planet to planet, but only recently have we began to understand that the scientific explanation is itself also divine, for it too holds the calling voice of the Cosmos.

In human history, there was a wide line between nature and the super-natural divine. Humans have created its share of divine laws, and natural laws and they have always been exclusive of each other. The law of gravity is usually obeyed without too much argument, but breaking the laws of church have led to possibly an equal number of deaths throughout time.

Supernovas and humans yelling “In the name of God” have taken both their share of people’s lives.

In this New Testament known as Max Amarria, we shall dive deep into the voice of the cosmos, into the unknowable depths of a inconceivably huge God, and our miniscule role in His heavens. Prepare your minds for a quake, because the answers have been in front of our eyes the entire time.


May the Blessings be... see you on the undock.

Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden

First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate

Viceroy Interview & Apostle In Amarr

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#2 - 2015-12-08 01:13:33 UTC
Is this the reason behind the Viceroyalty thing? To fund your scriptures? REALLY?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2015-12-08 02:04:50 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Is this the reason behind the Viceroyalty thing? To fund your scriptures? REALLY?


Publishing enough scriptures to distribute to every household in New Eden and beyond is not a cheap endeavor.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#4 - 2015-12-08 02:20:27 UTC
Well, it is the season of forgiveness.

Just don't dispute the legitimacy of our next ruler and we'll be fine. For now.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu

Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#5 - 2015-12-08 02:47:00 UTC
No thanks.
morion
Lighting Build
#6 - 2015-12-08 03:34:57 UTC  |  Edited by: morion
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2015-12-08 07:23:57 UTC
Max Singularity wrote:

STATEMENT:
"It is with great humility that the Theology Council and other authorities have declared my book, Max Amarria, as no longer illegal within the Amarr Empire and Cluster of New Eden.


I'm pretty sure that they just don't consider your book important enough to have gotten around to banning it, but nonetheless I'm glad that you now accept the edicts of the Theology Council.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Arkoth 24
Doomheim
#8 - 2015-12-08 07:38:38 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
I'm pretty sure that they just don't consider your book important enough to have gotten around to banning it

We still got a full crate of those "Pax Ammaria" books waiting for MoIO to come for it. No one cares.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2015-12-08 08:03:00 UTC
Arkoth 24 wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
I'm pretty sure that they just don't consider your book important enough to have gotten around to banning it

We still got a full crate of those "Pax Ammaria" books waiting for MoIO to come for it. No one cares.

Did you even inform MoIO about it?

Also, Pax Ammaria is not available on capsuleer markets. Pax Amarria, on the other hand, is. How did you get the book with the typo anyway?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Arkoth 24
Doomheim
#10 - 2015-12-08 08:40:34 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Did you even inform MoIO about it?

Do you expect us to do their job for 'em?


Elmund Egivand wrote:
Also, Pax Ammaria is not available on capsuleer markets. Pax Amarria, on the other hand, is. How did you get the book with the typo anyway?

You can make even dead laughting. We can send you one book by contract if your price is good.
Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-12-08 09:13:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Quattras Peione
Max Singularity wrote:
...with great humility...


Riiiiight.

Max Singularity wrote:
PROLOG


It's spelled "Prologue." Just saying.

I stopped reading at that point.

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.

Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#12 - 2015-12-08 11:28:54 UTC
Looking forward to Theology Council's review of this thing.
.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

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Tabor Murn
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2015-12-08 13:42:36 UTC
Leopold Caine wrote:
Looking forward to Theology Council's review of this thing.
.


Do they review all works of fiction?
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-12-08 13:59:57 UTC
I have the utmost respect for your, um, 'Cardinal of Communications,' was it? Please let her edit you in the future.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.

Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#15 - 2015-12-08 14:20:30 UTC
Why would any authority within Amarr make this thing legal ?

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Max Singularity
House Singularity
Sixth Empire
#16 - 2015-12-08 19:24:04 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
I have the utmost respect for your, um, 'Cardinal of Communications,' was it? Please let her edit you in the future.


True that. Our COC is best COC.

Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden

First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate

Viceroy Interview & Apostle In Amarr

Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#17 - 2015-12-09 06:14:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Tyrel Toov
Quattras Peione wrote:


Max Singularity wrote:
PROLOG


It's spelled "Prologue." Just saying.

I stopped reading at that point.

We were supposed to read it?

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.

Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#18 - 2015-12-09 11:13:22 UTC
Tabor Murn wrote:
Leopold Caine wrote:
Looking forward to Theology Council's review of this thing.
.


Do they review all works of fiction?


Fair point. I guess Scope Book Club will have to suffice.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

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Arrendis
TK Corp
#19 - 2015-12-09 18:24:44 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Is this the reason behind the Viceroyalty thing? To fund your scriptures? REALLY?


Yes. You've figured it out.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#20 - 2015-12-09 19:43:04 UTC
KNEW IT!!!!
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