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If Robot Chicken spoofed EVE...
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Atticus Fynch
#1 - 2012-01-08 06:24:10 UTC
I imagine a toon locked in his/her CQ trying to get the door to open. Struggling desperately, pounding scratching, yelling HILLMAR LET ME OUT!!!!! until their fingers are bloody pulps.

He falls to the ground blood stained, exhausted and sobbing.

Takes a hit of Exile and starts all over again.

Next sketch...

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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2012-01-08 06:26:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Doc Fury
Seth Green as "The Mittani" with his hand up a puppet's ass trying to be funny.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-01-08 06:36:22 UTC
obligatory robot chicken is a terrible show post.
Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#4 - 2012-01-08 06:38:17 UTC
I'd lol

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Atticus Fynch
#5 - 2012-01-08 06:38:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Atticus Fynch
Two capsuleers are at the supermarket pushing shopping carts. One approches the other slowly then grabs a loaf of bread from the other's cart...he then proceeds to circle him continuously waiting for retaliation.

The other fumes quietly and warps away mumbling something about "Damn 0.5 sec shopping centers."
Evil

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Atticus Fynch
#6 - 2012-01-08 06:51:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Atticus Fynch
Concord breaks down Chribba's CQ door after an anonymous tip only to find a huge pile of powdered Veldspar on his mirrored desk, a razor blade, a rolled up 100 Aurum bill and Chribba dead on the floor from an apparent OD.

Ugh

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Atticus Fynch
#7 - 2012-01-08 07:05:45 UTC
An aging Sister Alitura tries to sexually seduce a young capsuleer coming to her for his first mission. Says something to the effect that "it's not what you do but who you do that gets you the standing, big boy."

Shocked

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Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#8 - 2012-01-08 07:21:31 UTC
A man gets into his car, starts the engine, turns around, requests permission to undock.

He shouts "Warp drive active" and the car starts moving forward.

Drives through a building and comes out the other side.

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!
Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-01-08 07:38:24 UTC
A patient is in a hospital and the doctor says they need to induce him into a coma. A CCP employee jumps through the window to the rescue and puts a laptop infront of the patient. Instantly the patient falls asleep. The CCP employee then turns to the camera and smiles while a voice over says "EVE Online. The coma inducer.".
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-01-08 07:41:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Like the Tron episode, but with more ganking

http://youtu.be/gxo-rRBvcmE


(Ganking means fapping)

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Famble
Three's a Crowd
#11 - 2012-01-08 07:54:22 UTC
Guy gets out of bed, gets ready and heads to the office. Guy works 9 hours, gets in his car and goes home.
Guy gets out of bed, gets ready and heads to the office. Guy works 9 hours, gets in his car and goes home.
Guy gets out of bed, gets ready and heads to the office. Guy works 9 hours, gets in his car and goes home.
Guy gets out of bed, gets ready and heads to the office. Guy works 9 hours, gets in his car and goes home.
Guy gets out of bed, gets ready and heads to the office. Guy works 9 hours, gets in his car and goes home.
Guy gets out of bed, gets ready and heads to the office. Guy works 9 hours, gets in his car and goes home.
Guy gets out of bed, gets ready and heads to the office. Guy works 9 hours, gets in his car and goes home.
Guy gets out of bed, gets ready and heads to the office. Guy works 9 hours, gets in his car and goes home.

Mission runners.

If anyone ever looks at you and says,_ "Hold my beer, watch this,"_  you're probably going to want to pay attention.
Ascendic
Polaris Syndicate
#12 - 2012-01-08 07:57:35 UTC
Herping yourDerp wrote:
obligatory robot chicken is a terrible show post.


get out.
Endeavour Starfleet
#13 - 2012-01-08 08:09:11 UTC
Drake floating in space waiting for a mission.

Robot humper floats to it... And humps it.

Classic Big smile
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#14 - 2012-01-08 08:11:57 UTC
Scary close to the truth...

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Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-01-08 08:53:55 UTC
Atticus Fynch wrote:
I imagine a toon locked in his/her CQ trying to get the door to open. Struggling desperately, pounding scratching, yelling HILLMAR LET ME OUT!!!!! until their fingers are bloody pulps.

He falls to the ground blood stained, exhausted and sobbing.

Takes a hit of Exile and starts all over again.

Next sketch...


Naa... actually it is a blond chick and she is trying to roll 21 with d20 dice.

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Ryunosuke Kusanagi
#16 - 2012-01-08 09:13:42 UTC
somehow... I expected it to be more like this: Robot Chicken Trolling

only with more trolling
SmegB
Almost Dangerous
Wolves Amongst Strangers
#17 - 2012-01-08 13:55:30 UTC
If robot chicken spoofed eve the people watching would says, "What is EVE?"
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Morganta
The Greater Goon
#18 - 2012-01-08 15:13:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Morganta
ya know what sickens me?

CCP deleting posts that ARE ******* RELEVENT TO THE THREAD BECAUSE ONE OF YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH POPULAR CULTURE THAT ITS ******* SCARY THEY LET YOU INVOLVE YOURSELF WITH THE COMMUNITY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

Now I repeat for the idiots who stealth delete posts (yes I said idiots, I'm pissed about this)

if you posed this question to Seth the producer of the show, he would create a sketch of a fat basement dweller bumping his own therad like mad trying to get attention in a video game forum, there would also be jokes about his personal hygiene as well as his status as a virgin.

Now CCP MODS, this is not a troll, and if any of you ever saw the show we are discussing (AS IN NOT EVE RELATED ANYHOW, SO YOU ARE PROTECTING A TOS THREAD) you might understand that point.
so kindly keep your fingers off of my post as it has very much bearing on the thread and is exactaly WHAT ROBOT CHICKEN WOULD DO!

who the hell is stealth deleting posts in the middle of the night like a common crook anyhow?
Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-01-08 16:40:31 UTC
Morganta wrote:
ya know what sickens me?

CCP deleting posts that ARE ******* RELEVENT TO THE THREAD BECAUSE ONE OF YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH POPULAR CULTURE THAT ITS ******* SCARY THEY LET YOU INVOLVE YOURSELF WITH THE COMMUNITY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

Now I repeat for the idiots who stealth delete posts (yes I said idiots, I'm pissed about this)

if you posed this question to Seth the producer of the show, he would create a sketch of a fat basement dweller bumping his own therad like mad trying to get attention in a video game forum, there would also be jokes about his personal hygiene as well as his status as a virgin.

Now CCP MODS, this is not a troll, and if any of you ever saw the show we are discussing (AS IN NOT EVE RELATED ANYHOW, SO YOU ARE PROTECTING A TOS THREAD) you might understand that point.
so kindly keep your fingers off of my post as it has very much bearing on the thread and is exactaly WHAT ROBOT CHICKEN WOULD DO!

who the hell is stealth deleting posts in the middle of the night like a common crook anyhow?

Obligatory post saying something about being in before something happens after the something has happened.
Falin Whalen
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-01-08 17:01:59 UTC
A miner, mining away in Highsec,. We follow the ore as it gets refined and turned into a ship, that gets bought by someone that goes and ganks the original miner. The miner then picks himself up and goes back to mining. we follow the ore again and it is just a loop after that.

"it's only because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves." The Trial - Franz Kafka 
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