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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12381 - 2015-12-03 21:34:22 UTC
Are those pancakes? What the hell are you doing in my kitchen with pancakes?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#12382 - 2015-12-03 21:38:04 UTC
Don't want those pancakes? Pass them to me, please.
Kali'ara
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12383 - 2015-12-03 21:40:43 UTC
They're for you both. I'm just cute and considerate like that.

Besides, you need a healthy breakfast. Replenish your strength from the night before and stock up energy for the long day ahead. I have guava juice for you too, and a big, fresh Banana. I'd offer to braid your hair for you too Ms Neph but ... uhh, well yeah.

Pull up a chair, ladies. You want some syrup?

Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12384 - 2015-12-03 23:33:56 UTC
But, in my kitchen... *mutters, sits down* No, I'll just take butter. I've got a bitter jam in the pantry. Would you grab that?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Rowgar Vuld
Nighthawk Exploration
#12385 - 2015-12-03 23:38:22 UTC
Already got it in my hands baby.

You want I should spread that for you too?
Kali'ara
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12386 - 2015-12-03 23:39:23 UTC
*grabs it*

I got it, thanks Row, you such a sweety.

*pecks cheek*

Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ
Savi'eska
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12387 - 2015-12-03 23:42:03 UTC
Wait, what.

Why are all these people in my kitchen?

And who ate my pancakes?

I do like the look of that jam though. Hmm.

Hi Row.

颯
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12388 - 2015-12-03 23:45:34 UTC
*glares across the table*

My jam. Your pancakes were tasty. Thank you, Kali.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Kali'ara
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12389 - 2015-12-03 23:47:20 UTC
You're very welcome. ♥

Just ask if you want seconds.


Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12390 - 2015-12-04 05:41:52 UTC
I like your tat, and all your other ones too. :D

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Kali'ara
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12391 - 2015-12-04 05:49:24 UTC
*looks self over*

My..uhh, others?

I know your vision went blurry last night for a minute or two when you... uh, yeah, but it should be fine now shouldn't it? I only have tribal facial markings. I'm ink-free across the rest of my body.

Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ
Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12392 - 2015-12-04 10:16:41 UTC
I actually woke up and hour ago. I'd hoped pancakes were on the menu so I ran down to the store to grab some blue berries and a peach.... y'know for that slow burn energy.

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#12393 - 2015-12-04 10:51:32 UTC
Good. While you were down the street, I jumped into bed next to Kali'ara.

Best thing I've done in a while.
Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12394 - 2015-12-04 11:31:00 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Good. While you were down the street, I jumped into bed next to Kali'ara.

Best thing I've done in a while.


Good. You need to limber up and get yourself a hearty breakfast otherwise you won't make it through to the end of this.

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Saya'skeena
Division 13
#12395 - 2015-12-07 05:30:47 UTC
Your permit's under your pillow.

Please, as good as you were, try to get 10m ISK together by next year, okay?

Foot rubs don't keep my catalysts fuelled.

There is no truth. There is only perception.

minerbumping.com

The Law of Highsec
Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#12396 - 2015-12-07 15:49:50 UTC
You're a complete stranger but I'm into casual bumping if you are.

Every day I'm wafflin!
Solecist Project
#12397 - 2015-12-07 16:02:40 UTC
I will kill you now.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#12398 - 2015-12-07 16:06:39 UTC
How did you know I was into that fetish? Kill me quick so I can get back and we can do fun things to the body while its still warm.

Every day I'm wafflin!
Solecist Project
#12399 - 2015-12-07 16:16:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Capsuleers do not get to resurrect when outside of their pods...

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#12400 - 2015-12-07 17:48:01 UTC
Assuming we were alive to begin with mwuahahahahaha*cough*!

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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