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Huogikku Corporation proudly presents the "FK-U-M9" Rail rifle
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Candi LeMew
Division 13
#61 - 2015-12-02 05:43:49 UTC
Neph wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:

At least that's how it looks, I mean .... err, on my holo-henta ..uhhh, animes.

Anyway, I think I'll just keep walking now.


/summoning SC Kim to deliver the appropriate diatribe upon Gallente depravity.

I dunno if that'd be fair to say. I don't really identify with my heritage.

Sometimes I wish I was Achur, like Boss. Or her sisters.

In fact was Miss Shelby who first introduced me to tenta.., err holo-animes.

Boss'd often ask me to check in on her n' when left unsupervised it's kinda scary what younglings can come across on the Galnet sometimes if you don't monitor their datapads.

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Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#62 - 2015-12-02 05:53:56 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
In fact was Miss Shelby who first introduced me to tenta.., err holo-animes.

Wow yo...

Just stop talkin' n' like buy me one of these guns or somethin'.

If she reads that I'm denyin' everythin'.

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#63 - 2015-12-02 20:16:44 UTC
Hmm? I've only two pilots I allow to be armed outside of their capsules, and neither of them are you two.

That said, I'll take two of your lovely new weapons, Mr Jones.

Shelby Dusette wrote:
If she reads that I'm denyin' everythin'.

My quarters at 0800.

Bring your gym gear. No breakfast.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Anslo
Scope Works
#64 - 2015-12-02 20:20:13 UTC
...anyway, how about that order?

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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#65 - 2015-12-02 21:05:33 UTC
Anslo wrote:
...anyway, how about that order?


Oh the order is ready sir, its just a matter of getting a shipping address so our deliver service can smugg- i mean legally transport theses fire arms though Customs without any shenanigans taken place..


No illegal selling of fire arms to pirate organizations happening here....
Anslo
Scope Works
#66 - 2015-12-02 21:09:28 UTC
Vestouve mah boy.

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Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#67 - 2015-12-02 21:13:02 UTC
Have you considered naming you new burgeoning arms smugg....... I mean arms trade the 'FK-U-GU15E' line?

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#68 - 2015-12-02 21:18:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Foley Aberas Jones
[Deliver transcript]
Customer - Anslo Tetua
Number - 6441124410
Order - 250 "FK-U-M9" Rail Rifles

Sent from - Soshin VII - Moon 4 - Caldari Provisions Plantation

Sent to - Vestouve IX - Moon 11 - Aliastra Warehouse

Total jumps - 29
ETA of arrival - 43 Minutes

Thank you for buying from Huogkkiu Corporation!

If you require customer service, please address all questions to our thread here!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6043736#post6043736
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#69 - 2015-12-02 21:19:52 UTC
Kador Ouryon wrote:
Have you considered naming you new burgeoning arms smugg....... I mean arms trade the 'FK-U-GU15E' line?



Thats a really good idea....Il have to jot this down for later use..
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#70 - 2015-12-02 21:25:27 UTC
You selling them in jita? Or do I really have to get it shipped to me?
Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#71 - 2015-12-02 21:34:50 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Kador Ouryon wrote:
Have you considered naming you new burgeoning arms smugg....... I mean arms trade the 'FK-U-GU15E' line?



Thats a really good idea....Il have to jot this down for later use..


Well when this turns into a staple of Huogkkiu Corporation perhaps I'll receive a gold plated nova knife blender with the inscription 'FK-U-GUI' and a small SI interface that repeats the phrase "You get nothing! Nothing!'

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#72 - 2015-12-02 21:36:57 UTC
Kador Ouryon wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Kador Ouryon wrote:
Have you considered naming you new burgeoning arms smugg....... I mean arms trade the 'FK-U-GU15E' line?



Thats a really good idea....Il have to jot this down for later use..


Well when this turns into a staple of Huogkkiu Corporation perhaps I'll receive a gold plated nova knife blender with the inscription 'FK-U-GUI' and a small SI interface that repeats the phrase "You get nothing! Nothing!'



We actually have a platinum blender that nobody won....

Deitra Vess wrote:
You selling them in jita? Or do I really have to get it shipped to me?


Jita is a silly place for silly people