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As the last remaining player of Eve I would...
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Orgah
Doomheim
#41 - 2015-12-02 08:14:54 UTC
Five minutes before server goes down, log into empty Jita, make my alt send me all her ISK and honestly double them.
Cervix Thumper
Doomheim
#42 - 2015-12-02 14:23:57 UTC
buy CCP's assets during the fire sale and start it again
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
#43 - 2015-12-02 17:45:52 UTC
Go to the New Eden system and burn towards the EvE Gate.

The final journey to the unreachable destination.

Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format. Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
Lulu Lunette
Savage Moon Society
#44 - 2015-12-02 18:13:43 UTC
As the last remaining player of Eve I would ...

close the dscan window?

@lunettelulu7
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#45 - 2015-12-02 18:33:44 UTC
If I gotta go out, I'm going out ship spinning.

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Max Fubarticus
K Diamond Holding LTD.
Bullets Bombs and Blondes
#46 - 2015-12-02 18:56:53 UTC
The first thing I would do...

1. Declare myself Ruler and Grand Poobah of the known and unknown universe.

And then...

2. Afk mine and then pod myself for not issuing myself a permit.

3. Declare FEDO,s an endangered species.

4. Contract everything in Jita to my alts and then kill them.

5. RMT 999 Mil PLEX and drop in market. Then permaban myself for 3 days.

6. ****post a new thread in GD about fixing PLEX prices.

7. Ban all Monty Python holo reels in New Eden.

Grab my cigars and Rum, get drunk.

"It's good to be the King" Cool

Max

Civil discourse is uniquely human. After all, when is the last time a pride of lions and a herd of water buffalo negotiated SOV over a watering hole? Never. Someone either gets their ass kicked or eaten. At the end of the day someone holds SOV.
Cidanel Afuran
Grant Village
#47 - 2015-12-02 19:30:15 UTC
As the last remaining player of Eve I would...

have a very hard time hiding the fact that they are my forum alts supporting me when I post here
Kaska Iskalar
Doomheim
#48 - 2015-12-03 00:56:41 UTC
I'd AFK at the Jita 4-4 undock in a freighter full of PLEX just because I can.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#49 - 2015-12-03 03:07:12 UTC
I'd spend most of my time in F&I forum.

There'd be nobody to counter my suggestions and each of my ideas would have 100% playerbase support.

How could CCP say no?

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2015-12-03 13:49:21 UTC
La Rynx wrote:
Switch off the lights and close the door behind me.

It's always locked anyway though...

Future of T3 cruisers - multi-tool they aspired to be instead of sledgehammer they have become
Luca Lure
Obertura
#51 - 2015-12-03 16:49:27 UTC
I would offer to double my ISK.

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The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.
Frikkin' Lasers
All Cats Are Beautiful
#52 - 2015-12-04 06:38:53 UTC
ERP with my alt in Jita local :3
mojogore
Horcrux Clone
#53 - 2015-12-05 02:52:20 UTC
I would put in a support ticket and only have to wait a few days
Solecist Project
#54 - 2015-12-05 08:59:28 UTC
I would feel free to make so much noise in the world that the server fills up again,
with a player driven storyline that would get me banned eventually!

And a statue. I want a statue!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#55 - 2015-12-05 17:40:45 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
I would feel free to make so much noise in the world that the server fills up again,
with a player driven storyline that would get me banned eventually!

And a statue. I want a statue!


ha, wb sol

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
Solecist Project
#56 - 2015-12-05 21:22:52 UTC
DaReaper wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
I would feel free to make so much noise in the world that the server fills up again,
with a player driven storyline that would get me banned eventually!

And a statue. I want a statue!


ha, wb sol

Hello and thank you! :D

Would you help me get an ingame statue? :D

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Serial Ship Slammer
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2015-12-06 05:21:50 UTC
Still somehow manage to get caught in a gate camp because I'm trash. Sad
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#58 - 2015-12-06 07:33:16 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Have an in-game threesome with CAM and Cat O'ninetails (who I'm convinced are the same people, in which case things are going to get schizophrenically interesting)


Pretty sure that's called selfcest.

Uh...actually, probably wouldn't advise you to look that up if you haven't already. Let's just say that sometimes the crap you find on the internet even without intention can make you loose faith in humanity...or, you know, the internet.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2015-12-06 21:29:27 UTC  |  Edited by: DeMichael Crimson
lmmortalist wrote:
What would you do as the last subscribing player of Eve?

First I'd bling fit a T3 Cruiser with top line Faction / Deadspace / Officer equipment.

Secondly I'd petition all remaining CCP Dev's to fleet me for a tour of Jove space ending with a game of 'Hide & Seek' PvP in the Polaris system (Dev's home / testing system).

Course I'd record everything so my third and final Eve related action would be to post it on Youtube as the last moments of Eve.



DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Bianca Niam
Doomheim
#60 - 2015-12-06 23:43:38 UTC
Gank the no life gankers?