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Huogikku Corporation proudly presents the "FK-U-M9" Rail rifle
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#21 - 2015-11-20 22:49:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Deitra Vess
My bad.... Totally missed read that last few posts........ Sorry!

Oops
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2015-11-21 19:27:35 UTC
Special deal Going on currently

If you call our super special deal number right now, you can get Five "FK-U-M9"™ Rail rifles for the price of Three!

five rifles for just 210,000 ISK

Just call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1

Again

Call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1 to take advantage of this incredible deal
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2015-11-21 19:29:37 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Special deal Going on currently

If you call our super special deal number right now, you can get Five "FK-U-M9"™ Rail rifles for the price of Three!

five rifles for just 210,000 ISK

Just call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1

Again

Call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1 to take advantage of this incredible deal


BUT WAIT THERES MORE!

If you call within the next hour we will toss in a Nova knife Blender™ for free!


THERES EVEN MORE!

If you call within the next 10 minutes, you can get 20 boxes of Ishukrunch™ free also!

So what the **** are you waiting for? Punch the number in and give me your money for this high quality goods
Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2015-11-22 20:26:06 UTC
Hmmmm would be too difficult to pass up did I not already have one of those glorious blenders.

However your entrepreneurship has inspired me to perhaps look into publishing a cook book of 118 delicious frontline recipes for those poor fellows on half rations..... perhaps I'll even lavish a chapter on cooking with eggs and why the Amarr named their weapon the 'Scrambler Rifle'.

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Calliste Dauvienne
Doomheim
#25 - 2015-11-26 01:16:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Calliste Dauvienne
To think of all the extra kredits you could have made if you had started a crowdfunding campaign to develop the rifle and then sell it!

Also no free set of Caldari steak knives with steel folded over ten thousand times to a razor fine edge to slice through dishonorable auroch steaks cooked medium-rare?

But wait... there's more!

They cut through anything dishonorable enough to get in your way! Steel, plastic, or crystalline carbonide plate!
Satja Askariin
Adamantine Tactical Acquisitions
#26 - 2015-11-26 02:39:35 UTC
Calliste Dauvienne wrote:
To think of all the extra kredits you could have made if you had started a crowdfunding campaign to develop the rifle and then sell it!

Also no free set of Caldari steak knives with steel folded over ten thousand times to a razor fine edge to slice through dishonorable auroch steaks cooked medium-rare?

But wait... there's more!

They cut through anything dishonourable enough to get in your way! Steel, plastic, or crystalline carbonide plate!


That seems very dangerous. What if the person I were getting them for saw the box and I have to deny their questions...... what if that made me dishonourable? What if I accidentally cut one of my fingers off?
Calliste Dauvienne
Doomheim
#27 - 2015-11-26 03:42:49 UTC
Satja Askariin wrote:

That seems very dangerous. What if the person I were getting them for saw the box and I have to deny their questions...... what if that made me dishonourable? What if I accidentally cut one of my fingers off?


I might say displaying your box such that questions were asked is a shameful display that a lost finger becomes a suitable atonement.
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#28 - 2015-11-26 07:53:50 UTC
Militia members beware! A knife like that could put your general in grave danger!

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2015-11-26 08:16:24 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
Militia members beware! A knife like that could put your general in grave danger!


Accidental assassination!

Seriously though, we have generals in the militia?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#30 - 2015-11-26 12:25:09 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Utari Onzo wrote:
Militia members beware! A knife like that could put your general in grave danger!


Accidental assassination!

Seriously though, we have generals in the militia?



You do in yours.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2015-11-26 14:55:43 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Utari Onzo wrote:
Militia members beware! A knife like that could put your general in grave danger!


Accidental assassination!

Seriously though, we have generals in the militia?



You do in yours.


Ah. You mean 'Generals'.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2015-11-29 21:29:34 UTC
You'd best keep quiet about that or the State might just decide to purchase the patent for these knives and inundate the entire federal knife market with their cheap exports.

Never again would a Gallentean be able to make dinner safely.....

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Calliste Dauvienne
Doomheim
#33 - 2015-11-30 02:15:09 UTC
Kador Ouryon wrote:
You'd best keep quiet about that or the State might just decide to purchase the patent for these knives and inundate the entire federal knife market with their cheap exports.

Never again would a Gallentean be able to make dinner safely.....


Oh, someone needs to report this devious plot and conspiracy to the Black Eagles at once!

After all, we can't let the terrorists win!
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#34 - 2015-11-30 02:56:04 UTC
Calliste Dauvienne wrote:
Kador Ouryon wrote:
You'd best keep quiet about that or the State might just decide to purchase the patent for these knives and inundate the entire federal knife market with their cheap exports.

Never again would a Gallentean be able to make dinner safely.....


Oh, someone needs to report this devious plot and conspiracy to the Black Eagles at once!

After all, we can't let the terrorists win!

Snitch.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2015-11-30 03:45:43 UTC
Kador Ouryon wrote:
You'd best keep quiet about that or the State might just decide to purchase the patent for these knives and inundate the entire federal knife market with their cheap exports.

Never again would a Gallentean be able to make dinner safely.....


This has the makings of a dumb horror flick.

If I ever see a holoreel that carries the title of 'Kitchen of Horror' or 'Knives of Terror' or 'The Caldari Steak Knife Massacre' featuring these knives slaughtering their wielders, I will remember this thread.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#36 - 2015-11-30 04:09:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Foley Aberas Jones
Got a light announcement


Now that me and the team got done giving hive fives to each other and **** after our newest product release its time we started our next plan

This December on the 11th we reveal the plans for our newest line of gear

We call it "The tactical Deployable family" Because **** you the creative team at Hugokiiu corporation is garbage and i should really replace their ass

I won't reveal too much about the items in this new line, but i will say that one of the deplyoyables planned is a Jammer capable of scrambling the connection between CRU units and uplinks in its range..Won't necessarily remove the problem..but it will buy a squad some time to rush a heavily defended post


More information on the devices will be revealed this December 10th so be prepared to see the future of warfare

PREPARE THY ANUS FOR THE FUTURE
Calliste Dauvienne
Doomheim
#37 - 2015-11-30 04:29:16 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Calliste Dauvienne wrote:
Kador Ouryon wrote:
You'd best keep quiet about that or the State might just decide to purchase the patent for these knives and inundate the entire federal knife market with their cheap exports.

Never again would a Gallentean be able to make dinner safely.....


Oh, someone needs to report this devious plot and conspiracy to the Black Eagles at once!

After all, we can't let the terrorists win!

Snitch.


Ayyy.

A demonstrable example of why human prion disease makes you stupid.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#38 - 2015-11-30 04:39:00 UTC
Calliste Dauvienne wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Calliste Dauvienne wrote:
Kador Ouryon wrote:
You'd best keep quiet about that or the State might just decide to purchase the patent for these knives and inundate the entire federal knife market with their cheap exports.

Never again would a Gallentean be able to make dinner safely.....


Oh, someone needs to report this devious plot and conspiracy to the Black Eagles at once!

After all, we can't let the terrorists win!

Snitch.


Ayyy.

A demonstrable example of why human prion disease makes you stupid.

I don't have any disease.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2015-11-30 04:49:48 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Calliste Dauvienne wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Calliste Dauvienne wrote:
Kador Ouryon wrote:
You'd best keep quiet about that or the State might just decide to purchase the patent for these knives and inundate the entire federal knife market with their cheap exports.

Never again would a Gallentean be able to make dinner safely.....


Oh, someone needs to report this devious plot and conspiracy to the Black Eagles at once!

After all, we can't let the terrorists win!

Snitch.


Ayyy.

A demonstrable example of why human prion disease makes you stupid.

I don't have any disease.


Do you have trouble retaining information?
Do you break out into bouts of violence?
Do you experience unexplained changes in temperance?
Do you have difficulties controlling your motor functions?
Do you continue to lose weight despite healthy diet?

Then I'm afraid that you are infected with a prion disease.
No, being an informorph won't save you. Your brain state scan will all feature plagues and spongiform physiology.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#40 - 2015-11-30 05:24:05 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:

I don't have any disease.


Do you have trouble retaining information?
Do you break out into bouts of violence?
Do you experience unexplained changes in temperance?
Do you have difficulties controlling your motor functions?
Do you continue to lose weight despite healthy diet?

Then I'm afraid that you are infected with a prion disease.
No, being an informorph won't save you. Your brain state scan will all feature plagues and spongiform physiology.

Wouldn't things considered foreign not get scanned? A prion's not a mutation or anything, its like a worm or something right? Or a mass of protein? Either way it wouldn't be gray matter, thus wouldn't scan right? I paid one of my classmates to do my biology homework in school, it just doesn't seem right to me that it would scan.