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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#61 - 2015-11-23 05:23:07 UTC
Yolandar wrote:
Born a slave, I murdered my wicked master and escaped dressed as a maintenance worker. I travelled far away from that wretched place, and have found peace and purpose as a capsuleer. But it feels like something is missing.
I know nothing of my Minmatar heritage. Should I go and seek it out? What will I find?




I was in a place close to yours not so long ago. I made a lot of foolish and short sighted choices which I still regret. Eventually I realized that a heritage isn't something you are born with, it is a gift which must be passed down. Be careful that you don't throw away what you have found for something you cannot have.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Maria Daphiti
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#62 - 2015-11-23 16:00:58 UTC
Will I find true love?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#63 - 2015-11-24 04:56:18 UTC
Where in Jita 4-4 can I get a proper cup of coffee?

No, not that synth crap. Not soykaf either. A genuine mug of properly brewed coffee. Drip, pressure-based extraction, steep, anything that yields a proper cup of coffee.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#64 - 2015-11-24 06:09:16 UTC
There was only one place I found there, the name escapes me however, ill let you know when I remember it. Was really good too and not too far from my quarters.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#65 - 2015-11-24 06:58:31 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Where in Jita 4-4 can I get a proper cup of coffee?

No, not that synth crap. Not soykaf either. A genuine mug of properly brewed coffee. Drip, pressure-based extraction, steep, anything that yields a proper cup of coffee.

Jita!
Now, that's funny. Remembering last time how you run from just my single cruiser, screaming all over IGS after that while foaming in saliva, I am rather curious how you would try to get a cup of coffee in the system where are even two whole battleship will be on your tail.

To see your face during that would be priceless.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#66 - 2015-11-24 10:15:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Diana Kim wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Where in Jita 4-4 can I get a proper cup of coffee?

No, not that synth crap. Not soykaf either. A genuine mug of properly brewed coffee. Drip, pressure-based extraction, steep, anything that yields a proper cup of coffee.

Jita!
Now, that's funny. Remembering last time how you run from just my single cruiser, screaming all over IGS after that while foaming in saliva, I am rather curious how you would try to get a cup of coffee in the system where are even two whole battleship will be on your tail.

To see your face during that would be priceless.


Never heard of the jump clone?

I installed the jump clone after a year with the TLF when I realised I needed a more liquid market so I can get back to low sec sooner instead of waiting two weeks to finish selling my goods. By then I'm already in the State blacklist.

Guess how I got the clone in? A shuttle.

I bypassed all the patrols with just a shuttle.

Those two whole battleships do not stand a chance if I decide to undock in a shuttle. You better be placing your hopes on CODE.

Also, you are the one who keep screaming about losing that easy kill that is my Probe. You are so sore about it you can't stop bringing it up. Regale to me just how close you ever got to actually killing my Probe. I like to be reminded about your ineptitude in killing a ship that is unarmed.

By the way, I don't think your coffee is worth a damn thing. The only food you ever recommended, back when we were still in slightly more amiable terms, was protein delicacies and rations. Being in Jita, I can see why. The food the Caldari side markets are as bland as your figure.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Tamiroth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#67 - 2015-11-24 10:24:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Tamiroth
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Where in Jita 4-4 can I get a proper cup of coffee?

No, not that synth crap. Not soykaf either. A genuine mug of properly brewed coffee. Drip, pressure-based extraction, steep, anything that yields a proper cup of coffee.
Certainly not around the docks, mr. Egivand. Quality food and drinks in Jita start with the business levels, that's maybe 240th and up.

But they'll scan your ID, and transactions there are not anonymous, and you being FDU.. well.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#68 - 2015-11-24 10:28:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Tamiroth wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Where in Jita 4-4 can I get a proper cup of coffee?

No, not that synth crap. Not soykaf either. A genuine mug of properly brewed coffee. Drip, pressure-based extraction, steep, anything that yields a proper cup of coffee.


Certainly not around the docks, mr. Egivand. Quality food and drinks in Jita start with the business levels, that's maybe 240th and up.

But they'll scan your ID, and transactions there are not anonymous, and you being FDU.. well.


You will be surprised just how little crap they give about your allegiance. Jump clones of CONCORD-listed outlaws also operate in here.

The issue is they keep trying to market to me soykaf. When I complained about it they say, "Why not the extra strong soykaf?"

No, it doesn't taste like a proper cup of coffee! There's still that hint of soya! Just because there's caffeine in it doesn't make it coffee! Do I have to import a proper cup from the Republic? From the Amarr Empire? (Yes, the Amarr Empire has coffee. As it turns out the population there digs a divine cup of coffee) No, not that Gallente stuff, it's always bitter and has to be made palatable with milk! Coffee, dammit! Where is it?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Madame Mystique
The Nargles
#69 - 2015-11-24 10:52:02 UTC
Maria Daphiti wrote:
Will I find true love?
Yes. You and your soulmate decided to have separate adventures and then meet up later in life. You will know when you meet them, until then have fun Big smile

Priestess of The Brimstone Bath House chat channel: Hellfires
Madame Mystique
The Nargles
#70 - 2015-11-24 10:52:52 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Tamiroth wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Where in Jita 4-4 can I get a proper cup of coffee?

No, not that synth crap. Not soykaf either. A genuine mug of properly brewed coffee. Drip, pressure-based extraction, steep, anything that yields a proper cup of coffee.


Certainly not around the docks, mr. Egivand. Quality food and drinks in Jita start with the business levels, that's maybe 240th and up.

But they'll scan your ID, and transactions there are not anonymous, and you being FDU.. well.


You will be surprised just how little crap they give about your allegiance. Jump clones of CONCORD-listed outlaws also operate in here.

The issue is they keep trying to market to me soykaf. When I complained about it they say, "Why not the extra strong soykaf?"

No, it doesn't taste like a proper cup of coffee! There's still that hint of soya! Just because there's caffeine in it doesn't make it coffee! Do I have to import a proper cup from the Republic? From the Amarr Empire? (Yes, the Amarr Empire has coffee. As it turns out the population there digs a divine cup of coffee) No, not that Gallente stuff, it's always bitter and has to be made palatable with milk! Coffee, dammit! Where is it?
I remember a temple library on an agriculture world in Tash-Murkon I once visited had archivists that absolutely loved coffee, couldn't get enough of the stuff. They grew their own on temple grounds and had a master brewer work his magic on it. You have to grow the stuff yourself if you want the best.

Priestess of The Brimstone Bath House chat channel: Hellfires
Madame Mystique
The Nargles
#71 - 2015-11-24 10:54:04 UTC
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Priestess of The Brimstone Bath House chat channel: Hellfires
Tamiroth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#72 - 2015-11-24 11:30:49 UTC
Four rival families of sheep each have adopted a wolf.

One family lives in a house of glass, second, in a house of grass, third, in a house of ice, and fourth, in a house of bones.

When all sheep are eaten, which of the four wolves will be the last one standing?
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#73 - 2015-11-24 12:14:06 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Tamiroth wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Where in Jita 4-4 can I get a proper cup of coffee?

No, not that synth crap. Not soykaf either. A genuine mug of properly brewed coffee. Drip, pressure-based extraction, steep, anything that yields a proper cup of coffee.


Certainly not around the docks, mr. Egivand. Quality food and drinks in Jita start with the business levels, that's maybe 240th and up.

But they'll scan your ID, and transactions there are not anonymous, and you being FDU.. well.


You will be surprised just how little crap they give about your allegiance. Jump clones of CONCORD-listed outlaws also operate in here.

The issue is they keep trying to market to me soykaf. When I complained about it they say, "Why not the extra strong soykaf?"

No, it doesn't taste like a proper cup of coffee! There's still that hint of soya! Just because there's caffeine in it doesn't make it coffee! Do I have to import a proper cup from the Republic? From the Amarr Empire? (Yes, the Amarr Empire has coffee. As it turns out the population there digs a divine cup of coffee) No, not that Gallente stuff, it's always bitter and has to be made palatable with milk! Coffee, dammit! Where is it?

You will be surprised how tight Caldari security and rules are for baselining capsuleers. But I am not surprised hearing another piece of hard formed ignorance from you, Egivand. I already imagining you locked in your tiny captain quarters, the only assigned room in Jita 4-4 you may enter, shaking in fear when you hear someone walks past your door, when you tell peoples you aren't hiding in your quarters, but "buying coffee".

Even if you will manage to get there alive or jump your clone (luckily killing your current one, and good riddance!) you won't be able to walk around station to buy your coffee.

At least read rules of baselining in Caldari State next time before you will make yourself even greater clown than you are.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Madame Mystique
The Nargles
#74 - 2015-11-24 12:35:44 UTC
Tamiroth wrote:
Four rival families of sheep each have adopted a wolf.

One family lives in a house of glass, second, in a house of grass, third, in a house of ice, and fourth, in a house of bones.

When all sheep are eaten, which of the four wolves will be the last one standing?
I love these kinds of stories. I have one for you...

A man traveling across a field encountered a tiger. He fled, the tiger chased after him. Coming to a precipice, he caught hold of the root of a wild vine and swung himself down over the edge. The tiger sniffed at him from above. Trembling, the man looked down to where, far below, another tiger was waiting to eat him. Only the vine sustained him.

Two mice, one white and one black, little by little started to gnaw away the vine. The man saw a luscious strawberry near him. Grasping the vine with one hand, he plucked the strawberry with the other. How sweet it tasted!

Priestess of The Brimstone Bath House chat channel: Hellfires
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#75 - 2015-11-25 01:36:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Diana Kim wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Tamiroth wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Where in Jita 4-4 can I get a proper cup of coffee?

No, not that synth crap. Not soykaf either. A genuine mug of properly brewed coffee. Drip, pressure-based extraction, steep, anything that yields a proper cup of coffee.


Certainly not around the docks, mr. Egivand. Quality food and drinks in Jita start with the business levels, that's maybe 240th and up.

But they'll scan your ID, and transactions there are not anonymous, and you being FDU.. well.


You will be surprised just how little crap they give about your allegiance. Jump clones of CONCORD-listed outlaws also operate in here.

The issue is they keep trying to market to me soykaf. When I complained about it they say, "Why not the extra strong soykaf?"

No, it doesn't taste like a proper cup of coffee! There's still that hint of soya! Just because there's caffeine in it doesn't make it coffee! Do I have to import a proper cup from the Republic? From the Amarr Empire? (Yes, the Amarr Empire has coffee. As it turns out the population there digs a divine cup of coffee) No, not that Gallente stuff, it's always bitter and has to be made palatable with milk! Coffee, dammit! Where is it?

You will be surprised how tight Caldari security and rules are for baselining capsuleers. But I am not surprised hearing another piece of hard formed ignorance from you, Egivand. I already imagining you locked in your tiny captain quarters, the only assigned room in Jita 4-4 you may enter, shaking in fear when you hear someone walks past your door, when you tell peoples you aren't hiding in your quarters, but "buying coffee".

Even if you will manage to get there alive or jump your clone (luckily killing your current one, and good riddance!) you won't be able to walk around station to buy your coffee.

At least read rules of baselining in Caldari State next time before you will make yourself even greater clown than you are.


When's the last time you had been to Jita 4-4? The place being crowded as it is, the most crap they will give to the who-bothers-to-count-how-many capsuleer is to make them register, give them a pass and tell them to 'not cause trouble'. And that usual prohibition against sleeping on a bench.

Also, every station has ways to get around, not unlike a Dreadnought. Hidden nooks and crannies, ventilation ducts and service tunnels, little-known shortcuts, etc.

((Seriously, read the chronicle regarding Jita 4-4 https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Jita_4-4_(Chronicle) and realise that it's not nearly as well regulated as you think))

Honestly though, I'm starting to think that you are stalking me through the Galnet. Are you always this obsessed with things that got away from you?

On the topic of coffee, I see if I can scrap together an agri-hab and regulate the artificial climate to resemble optimum environmental conditions for growth of a healthy crop.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Satja Askariin
Adamantine Tactical Acquisitions
#76 - 2015-11-25 02:07:01 UTC
It's that special someone's birthday coming up soon..... do you think the Nargles would know what they would enjoy.... assuming I can scrounge the money together to get it for them?

I'm genuinely serious about this and time is kind of running out......
Madame Mystique
The Nargles
#77 - 2015-11-25 03:30:15 UTC
Satja Askariin wrote:
It's that special someone's birthday coming up soon..... do you think the Nargles would know what they would enjoy.... assuming I can scrounge the money together to get it for them?

I'm genuinely serious about this and time is kind of running out......
Some of the more festive Nargles read your story and ran off to do some things. What, I don't know... Just keep an eye out for odd things happening, as they like surprises

Priestess of The Brimstone Bath House chat channel: Hellfires
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#78 - 2015-11-25 05:53:47 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:

Honestly though, I'm starting to think that you are stalking me through the Galnet. Are you always this obsessed with things that got away from you?

I simply don't appreciate lying gallentean pets spreading incorrect rumors about Caldari State and our personnel.

Your propaganda will fail, because facts are on our side.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#79 - 2015-11-25 06:08:50 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:

Honestly though, I'm starting to think that you are stalking me through the Galnet. Are you always this obsessed with things that got away from you?

I simply don't appreciate lying gallentean pets spreading incorrect rumors about Caldari State and our personnel.

Your propaganda will fail, because facts are on our side.


Then why haven't you shown any?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#80 - 2015-11-25 18:22:40 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:

Honestly though, I'm starting to think that you are stalking me through the Galnet. Are you always this obsessed with things that got away from you?

I simply don't appreciate lying gallentean pets spreading incorrect rumors about Caldari State and our personnel.

Your propaganda will fail, because facts are on our side.


Then why haven't you shown any?

I said already, go read rules of baselining in Caldari Space, or did you fail to read even this?
How many times do you need to repeat for minmatars to finally understand it?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.