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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Fernando MRuiz
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12341 - 2015-11-15 01:46:09 UTC
Wash. Your. Feet. I swear I smelled thousand-year-old corpse most of last night!

"One must, in one's life, make a choice between boredom and suffering." - Mme. Germaine de Staël
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12342 - 2015-11-16 20:04:30 UTC
I usually ask to take the shades off, but in your case, please keep them on.

My Velator is overpowered.

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Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#12343 - 2015-11-17 14:10:47 UTC
You didn't have any issues with me taking everything else off...
Caleb Seremshur
Commando Guri
Guristas Pirates
#12344 - 2015-11-18 10:21:13 UTC
Sweet jawline.
Fal Shepard
#12345 - 2015-11-18 20:24:41 UTC
Oh... You're awake. Tell me, does this smell like chloroform?

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Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12346 - 2015-11-19 22:45:15 UTC
I'm sorry about your eye but how was I supposed to know you'd bite me there?

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Karmesin Ross
Elite Trading Inc.
#12347 - 2015-11-22 08:51:27 UTC
Hmmm, and you still look so sickly pale. Well, I tried my best.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#12348 - 2015-11-23 00:42:09 UTC
Try with me instead.
Satja Askariin
Adamantine Tactical Acquisitions
#12349 - 2015-11-23 02:46:25 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Try with me instead.


On a scale of one to ten how intimidating do I look wearing your goggles?
Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#12350 - 2015-11-23 02:52:49 UTC
Satja Askariin wrote:
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Try with me instead.


On a scale of one to ten how intimidating do I look wearing your goggles?


Could always try mine. Any time. Oops

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12351 - 2015-11-23 04:21:32 UTC
Did you really sleep with all that on? Girl, don't you know what that does to your skin? Here, wipe that off and start over. My bathroom is that way; don't make a mess.

Do you drink tea?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#12352 - 2015-11-23 14:20:09 UTC
I'm more of a coffee drinker, myself, but with the multiple exchanges of bodily fluids we had, does it really matter?

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Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12353 - 2015-11-24 02:48:05 UTC
So it was a wig.. Wtf are carrots doing in here? Thats the last time I pound back my unfinished pint after going to the washroom.

At least they'll remember my name, still wearing my nametag... Why is my face covered in chicken salad... birthday candles in my ear again. better wash this off.. bathtub full of rice pudding???

there goes my damage deposit, better check my last few purchases. Donkey rental, rice crackers, condoms.

At least i was playing it safe.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12354 - 2015-11-24 02:53:32 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
I'm more of a coffee drinker, myself, but with the multiple exchanges of bodily fluids we had, does it really matter?


Only in your wet dreams, punk. You're nowhere near my type.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#12355 - 2015-11-24 02:57:38 UTC
I am sooo Fired.

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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12356 - 2015-11-24 03:01:30 UTC
Mmm. Yeah, so stay a bit longer; you smell good.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Dixie McBitch
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12357 - 2015-11-24 03:36:00 UTC
That qr code tramp stamp? Presigned printable consent form. Wait what's that qr on your butt... Directions to and std clinic... ****.
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12358 - 2015-11-24 03:46:01 UTC
I always heard frogs got it the worst in the wet parts... well, no need to show me, your scent is fine enough. You remembered how to get to where you live, then? Better get going, I don't want to have my sheets covered in whatever new **** is going between the Dodixie whores this time of year.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Dixie McBitch
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12359 - 2015-11-24 04:00:17 UTC
Can't believe you made me dress up as a coffee table. Would have been fine but I felt that the tea service was a bit much.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12360 - 2015-11-24 04:08:18 UTC
Yeah, nothing better than twins, totally worth the cost of your medical clone.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.