Intergalactic Summit

Hi IGS, Now Hougikku Corporation was founded as a arms manufacturer and we actually never released a Gun before...BUT NOW WE ARE PREPARING TO RELEASE OUR FIRST GUN!

Yep! After a year and a half in business as a Arms manufacturer we are actually now making guns..Holy **** we are bad at this aren't we?

But enough staling lets get to the main reason we are here, to give the world a slight preview of the future of warfare, the "FK-U-M9" Rail Rifle..Now i know what you are thinking "What makes your Rail Rifles better than the ones Kaalakiota makes?" Well il tell you why our Rifles are better!

The "FK-U-M9" Shoots rounds faster, farther and more deadly than those pop-guns Kaalakiota produce, and we even took it up a notch, we thought that one gun is boring as ****, so we decided to make it two rifles in one...Yep, we are that ******* badass that we need to add more gun to a gun..I bet you are wondering how that works? Il explain


The Rifle has two barrels and can be loaded with two magazines, you can choose to fire both barrels at the same time (We take no responsibility in dislocated shoulders or broken necks) or you can choose to fire one barrel and switch to the other barrel when one of the magazines is empty so you can keep firing and killing the dumb fucks that got in your way! And of course we got the classic firing modes like Single shot, Burst Fire or my favorite, fully automatic!

But yo, what about close quarters? Oh don't worry we got that covered, ******* 2 nova knife bayonets on the front of the gun for stabbing badassery

And the carnage does not stop there! Thanks to Hougikku corporation's patent weapon power code tech, we can easily power the entire gun...OR BLOW IT UP! Thats right, its also a ******* grenade! We figured that bullets are lame by themselves, so we figured out a way to add explosions! Just set the power core to self destruct and toss it for instantly annihilation of everything near it

Ready for the kicker? ***** gonna blow your mind, foldable stock, thats right! ******* foldable stock! So you can easily store the "FK-U-M9" in your purse, under your pillow or in the cookie jar...i don't recommend the last option but..I can't really stop you now can i?


Well thats all we got for it right now...Keep a eye out for the "FK-U-M9" in stores in the near future for only 70,000 ISK! What a steal! im practically paying you to buy it!

FK-U-M9, when you absolutely positively have to kill every ************ on the battlefield..Look no further

I feel obliged to ask if you have any of the previous generations in stock..... particularly the "FK-U-M8". It's not that I would actually make use of the weapon...... the novelty is enough to justify the price tag.

Well Models 1-8 were all test models..but the M8 has been released to certain people for testing purposes and they are very much out there! If you find someone willing to see them...the M9 is just the first model we will release to the public!

Have you considered....building a backpack-mounted nanofactory-based fabricator that can build these guns within two seconds?

Because instead of reloading the gun, I am sure the mercs would rather just set the empty gun to self-destruct and hurl it at the enemy like a grenade, then retrieve a new gun freshly fabricated from such a device, ammo and all.

But then they would just buy that and never buy another again. Thus they wouldn't really turn a profit.

You might be cooking the wrong way...

Thats enough for me, ill take 5

That's all good, but does it make coffee?

Did you know that ninety seven percents of all living things are not exploding in New Eden right now?

Blow up? This is a gun!? I thought it was for crepes.