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Huogikku Corporation proudly presents the "FK-U-M9" Rail rifle

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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-11-19 21:59:58 UTC
Hi IGS, Now Hougikku Corporation was founded as a arms manufacturer and we actually never released a Gun before...BUT NOW WE ARE PREPARING TO RELEASE OUR FIRST GUN!

Yep! After a year and a half in business as a Arms manufacturer we are actually now making guns..Holy **** we are bad at this aren't we?

But enough staling lets get to the main reason we are here, to give the world a slight preview of the future of warfare, the "FK-U-M9" Rail Rifle..Now i know what you are thinking "What makes your Rail Rifles better than the ones Kaalakiota makes?" Well il tell you why our Rifles are better!

The "FK-U-M9" Shoots rounds faster, farther and more deadly than those pop-guns Kaalakiota produce, and we even took it up a notch, we thought that one gun is boring as ****, so we decided to make it two rifles in one...Yep, we are that ******* badass that we need to add more gun to a gun..I bet you are wondering how that works? Il explain


The Rifle has two barrels and can be loaded with two magazines, you can choose to fire both barrels at the same time (We take no responsibility in dislocated shoulders or broken necks) or you can choose to fire one barrel and switch to the other barrel when one of the magazines is empty so you can keep firing and killing the dumb fucks that got in your way! And of course we got the classic firing modes like Single shot, Burst Fire or my favorite, fully automatic!

But yo, what about close quarters? Oh don't worry we got that covered, ******* 2 nova knife bayonets on the front of the gun for stabbing badassery

And the carnage does not stop there! Thanks to Hougikku corporation's patent weapon power code tech, we can easily power the entire gun...OR BLOW IT UP! Thats right, its also a ******* grenade! We figured that bullets are lame by themselves, so we figured out a way to add explosions! Just set the power core to self destruct and toss it for instantly annihilation of everything near it

Ready for the kicker? ***** gonna blow your mind, foldable stock, thats right! ******* foldable stock! So you can easily store the "FK-U-M9" in your purse, under your pillow or in the cookie jar...i don't recommend the last option but..I can't really stop you now can i?


Well thats all we got for it right now...Keep a eye out for the "FK-U-M9" in stores in the near future for only 70,000 ISK! What a steal! im practically paying you to buy it!

FK-U-M9, when you absolutely positively have to kill every ************ on the battlefield..Look no further
Jev North
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-11-19 22:07:22 UTC
Thank you for the update! Having made extensive use of the previous model in the series, I'm looking forward to trying out this one.

Even though our love is cruel; even though our stars are crossed.

Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-11-19 22:24:10 UTC
I feel obliged to ask if you have any of the previous generations in stock..... particularly the "FK-U-M8". It's not that I would actually make use of the weapon...... the novelty is enough to justify the price tag.

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.

Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-11-20 00:52:40 UTC
280mm Howitzer Artillery I are ten thousand ISK cheaper in Amarr.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2015-11-20 01:26:10 UTC
Kador Ouryon wrote:
I feel obliged to ask if you have any of the previous generations in stock..... particularly the "FK-U-M8". It's not that I would actually make use of the weapon...... the novelty is enough to justify the price tag.



Well Models 1-8 were all test models..but the M8 has been released to certain people for testing purposes and they are very much out there! If you find someone willing to see them...the M9 is just the first model we will release to the public!
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#6 - 2015-11-20 07:40:30 UTC
I am a big fan of this product for all your home high speed projectile needs. You won't find one my kitchens without at least one!

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2015-11-20 08:20:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Have you considered....building a backpack-mounted nanofactory-based fabricator that can build these guns within two seconds?

Because instead of reloading the gun, I am sure the mercs would rather just set the empty gun to self-destruct and hurl it at the enemy like a grenade, then retrieve a new gun freshly fabricated from such a device, ammo and all.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2015-11-20 14:03:02 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
280mm Howitzer Artillery I are ten thousand ISK cheaper in Amarr.
True enough, Anyanka. But alas I can't carry a rack of 280's on my person when I'm out and about dirtside. The FK-U-M9 is a decent alternative. I'll take a dozen.

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#9 - 2015-11-20 14:29:43 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Have you considered....building a backpack-mounted nanofactory-based fabricator that can build these guns within two seconds?

Because instead of reloading the gun, I am sure the mercs would rather just set the empty gun to self-destruct and hurl it at the enemy like a grenade, then retrieve a new gun freshly fabricated from such a device, ammo and all.

But then they would just buy that and never buy another again. Thus they wouldn't really turn a profit.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2015-11-20 15:26:29 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Have you considered....building a backpack-mounted nanofactory-based fabricator that can build these guns within two seconds?

Because instead of reloading the gun, I am sure the mercs would rather just set the empty gun to self-destruct and hurl it at the enemy like a grenade, then retrieve a new gun freshly fabricated from such a device, ammo and all.

But then they would just buy that and never buy another again. Thus they wouldn't really turn a profit.


Easy. The fabricator is metered. It charges ISK, which is immediately deducted from the user's account, for every time a new gun is fabricated.

Improve efficiency of manufacturing and other things and maybe that will drive cost down enough that the user is willing to constantly spend his ISK hurling and fabricating replacements over and over again.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Sirlan Takahi
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#11 - 2015-11-20 15:34:09 UTC
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:
I am a big fan of this product for all your home high speed projectile needs. You won't find one my kitchens without at least one!


You might be cooking the wrong way...
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2015-11-20 15:46:36 UTC
Sirlan Takahi wrote:
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:
I am a big fan of this product for all your home high speed projectile needs. You won't find one my kitchens without at least one!


You might be cooking the wrong way...



Actually i forgot to mention that the nova knife bayonets can be replaced with egg beaters and Rolling pins
Natheniel
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#13 - 2015-11-20 18:03:02 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Sirlan Takahi wrote:
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:
I am a big fan of this product for all your home high speed projectile needs. You won't find one my kitchens without at least one!


You might be cooking the wrong way...



Actually i forgot to mention that the nova knife bayonets can be replaced with egg beaters and Rolling pins


Thats enough for me, ill take 5

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."

Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#14 - 2015-11-20 18:40:45 UTC
As a regular customer of Huogikku, I can only attest to the superb quality of the FK-U-M9. It went down a treat while on a wild bird hunt with my grandfather plus his aquaintences. You could say the mood of the day was explosive.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"

Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#15 - 2015-11-20 18:43:04 UTC
That's all good, but does it make coffee?

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.

Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2015-11-20 18:47:04 UTC
Tyrel Toov wrote:
That's all good, but does it make coffee?



Coffee pot expansion sold separately
Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#17 - 2015-11-20 19:31:49 UTC
Did you know that ninety seven percents of all living things are not exploding in New Eden right now?
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2015-11-20 19:35:42 UTC
Lyn Farel wrote:
Did you know that ninety seven percents of all living things are not exploding in New Eden right now?



Well in all honestly..explosions should remain on the battlefield or in my case, in my backyard because explosions in heavily civilian populated areas is unacceptable, explosions are for killing people that wish to blow you up also...If the target is in area that has a high civilian population then we must do what we can to avoid collateral damage but remove the target

So while not everything is exploding..Thats something that we should all take comfort in, we don't want our friends or home blown up, we just want the shitheads that are attacking us to blow up because they are trying to blow us up

Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#19 - 2015-11-20 20:21:24 UTC
Blow up? This is a gun!? I thought it was for crepes.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13

Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2015-11-20 22:31:30 UTC
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:
Blow up? This is a gun!? I thought it was for crepes.


Who the **** said it wasn't also for crepes?

Those things are delicious as ****
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