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Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#21 - 2015-11-20 03:39:25 UTC
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2015-11-20 07:06:47 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Jade Blackwind wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Jade Blackwind wrote:
Fiery and disturbed ball of all things unfun seeks a primary to orbit.

Must not mind: possession by the Elder Gods of Unspeakable Void and other symptoms of unmedicated schizophrenia; monthly meteor showers; being randomly primaried; discovering self as a part of a three- or multi- body system; blood sacrifice; tribalism; cannibalism; Rancer; 90-s era Gallente animation; atrocious taste in music; piracy and murder.

I promise not to burn to death, just lick... with fire.

...Just kidding.

If only you were not kidding...
Thank Bob, I've yet to reach that level of awesomeness.

One of these day, I hope you lose all control.


We are never fully in control. To think otherwise is folly.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Anna Phylaxxis
Asset Liquidation Inc
#23 - 2015-11-20 09:19:54 UTC
I am allergic to people. I think the reverse is true too cuz they get all puffy and wheezy when I am around.

I'm colorblind. Matching socks is pointless, so I just don't wear them.

Oh, and I shoot at everyone. NBSI has an entirely different meaning for me (see above).

Shelby makes me so jelo with her gorgeosity and beautiful family. I keep looking for her wormhole so I can maybe meet her and make her all puffy and wheezy too.

My last bf was a hazmat-suit salesman. We were doing good until he tripped and ripped his suit and puffed up and wheezed to death. I had his corpse preserved so I could still be in a relationship, but that didn't seem right so I did the right thing and ejected him out the airlock. Bon voyage, Steve.

Anaphylaxis Emergency Plan

Everyone at risk for anaphylaxis should have an anaphylaxis emergency plan with clear instructions on how to treat symptoms and strategies to reduce risks.

Specia1 K
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#24 - 2015-11-20 09:39:35 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:

No playas please.


damnit....

Champion of the Knights of the General Discussion

Thunderdome

Ember Kilravok
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2016-01-09 21:58:27 UTC
Meh...Don't like these things, but if I don't, I am sure my mother's wrath will pull together some particle dust and haunt me.

Am a loner...or I like to think of myself as a loner, otherwise being locked in that pod or that crammy little station quarters all day would drive me crazy. I enjoy listening to the ether and have a good chat while pushing ore into my cargo bay, but I only rarely fleet up....trust issues and stuff.
I am also not too good with aligators...errr...allectrons....allections...alle...those metaphor things....The guy who runs this service told me to let people know I am on the market. Not something to tell the child of an ex-slave. I just hope, he had a clone waiting for him at the med bay....

I am into Heavy Metal, both the construction material and the music, love the vibrating of large pistons and mining drills under my seat and prefer my food real hot, not the kind of hot you get at bars and rest'o'rants, I mean the kind of hot for which the cook needs a weapons license.

Drop me a line if you like to hang out in the astroid belts, but any sign of pirates or Ammaarr, and I will cripple your skiff for bait before legging it.

~More than forty-four thousand worlds spinnin' about in the galaxy, and the meek have inherited not a one.~ ~Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.~

Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#26 - 2016-01-09 23:24:59 UTC
Ember Kilravok wrote:
Meh...Don't like these things, but if I don't, I am sure my mother's wrath will pull together some particle dust and haunt me.

Am a loner...or I like to think of myself as a loner, otherwise being locked in that pod or that crammy little station quarters all day would drive me crazy. I enjoy listening to the ether and have a good chat while pushing ore into my cargo bay, but I only rarely fleet up....trust issues and stuff.
I am also not too good with aligators...errr...allectrons....allections...alle...those metaphor things....The guy who runs this service told me to let people know I am on the market. Not something to tell the child of an ex-slave. I just hope, he had a clone waiting for him at the med bay....

I am into Heavy Metal, both the construction material and the music, love the vibrating of large pistons and mining drills under my seat and prefer my food real hot, not the kind of hot you get at bars and rest'o'rants, I mean the kind of hot for which the cook needs a weapons license.

Drop me a line if you like to hang out in the astroid belts, but any sign of pirates or Ammaarr, and I will cripple your skiff for bait before legging it.

I'm only half Amarrian, from my mom's side and I'm not technically a pirate. I'm a spree killer/terrorist. So... What solar systems do you hang out in?
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#27 - 2016-01-10 00:06:42 UTC
Telling where ya can be found (after you identify yourself as generally being a pacifist) to someone who goes out of their way to say they're a killer. That'll end well.......

Sorry I have a conscience.....
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#28 - 2016-01-10 02:17:43 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Telling where ya can be found (after you identify yourself as generally being a pacifist) to someone who goes out of their way to say they're a killer. That'll end well.......

Sorry I have a conscience.....

She's actually helping me kill Amarrians now... So yes, it did end well.
Ember Kilravok
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2016-01-10 02:19:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Ember Kilravok
Deitra Vess wrote:
Telling where ya can be found (after you identify yourself as generally being a pacifist) to someone who goes out of their way to say they're a killer. That'll end well.......

Sorry I have a conscience.....


No risk, really. We're both Sebiestor, we both hate the Ammaarr, what could possibly endanger me when meeting her?
In fact, I am right now gun-running for her.

~More than forty-four thousand worlds spinnin' about in the galaxy, and the meek have inherited not a one.~ ~Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.~

Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2016-01-10 02:42:43 UTC
Ember Kilravok wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Telling where ya can be found (after you identify yourself as generally being a pacifist) to someone who goes out of their way to say they're a killer. That'll end well.......

Sorry I have a conscience.....


No risk, really. We're both Sebiestor, we both hate the Ammaarr, what could possibly endanger me when meeting her?
In fact, I am right now gun-running for her.


Well I figure her religion and your shiv based proclivities make this a match made in heaven.

Almost charming...

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#31 - 2016-01-10 03:06:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Deitra Vess
Ember Kilravok wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Telling where ya can be found (after you identify yourself as generally being a pacifist) to someone who goes out of their way to say they're a killer. That'll end well.......

Sorry I have a conscience.....


No risk, really. We're both Sebiestor, we both hate the Ammaarr, what could possibly endanger me when meeting her?
In fact, I am right now gun-running for her.


Let's just say when I corrected you in that other thread, your flying with another one.....

As another Sebiestor, be careful is all I'm saying.
Amber Patoria
Division 13
#32 - 2016-01-10 07:23:53 UTC
Looks like the first successful match-up of the thread.

Candi LeMew > It doesn't have to make sense. It's just the way it is.

Johnny cruz > You end up getting off today Lotor?

loĸι

Yatolila Koskanaiken
Nagles Capital Management
#33 - 2016-01-10 12:56:02 UTC
This thread perturbs me deeply.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#34 - 2016-01-10 17:54:24 UTC
Amber Patoria wrote:
Looks like the first successful match-up of the thread.


Until she runs off to Providence to be an Amarrian pet!

All Amarrians and their pets are kill on sight! Twisted
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#35 - 2016-01-10 18:38:26 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:

All Amarrians and their pets are kill on sight! Twisted

This.
Malasar Ravaan
Doomheim
#36 - 2016-01-11 08:27:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Malasar Ravaan
Single, God-fearing Amarrian from a minor noble family. I like rainy days, long flights through null and enslaving inferior races. Hit me up and we can raze a planet together sometime.

Our enemies' blood will paint the blackness of space, a terrible testament to our power. Only God's great Empire shall remain, a beacon of light to guide us in these dark and perilous times. Amarr, ad victoriam! Nam claritas Imperii!

Candi LeMew
Division 13
#37 - 2016-01-11 10:55:33 UTC
Single Banana still searching.

Nature's Quafe.

Can you handle it?

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#38 - 2016-01-11 22:45:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Morgan Wulver
Single open-minded Deteis of unknown age and questionable origin seeking fellow sack of human garbage for long, alcohol addled adventures in space in a doomed attempt to forget any past or present emotional scarring.

Likes: Early 100s Gurista punk, shooting sports, traditional Caldari cuisine, pachino parlors, fine poetry and literature, experimental mechanics, curiousities, swearing, drinking, smoking, 80s Gallente sitcoms, archurian anime, and domineering personalities.

Dislikes: Puns, invertebrates, myself.

Not looking for hook-ups.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#39 - 2016-01-12 04:37:52 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Single Banana still searching.

Nature's Quafe.

Can you handle it?


Remember the rules, my little genus musa.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Candi LeMew
Division 13
#40 - 2016-01-12 04:43:28 UTC
Always, Boss.

Duty comes first. Loyalty n' honour.


🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

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