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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#61 - 2015-11-16 06:04:28 UTC
Daerrol wrote:
Good sir,
Is your corp recruiting?
I don't know what this is. I don't know what this means. All I know is

And when it rains
You're shining down for me

I just can't get enough (of this thread/these threads)

You're like an angel and you give me your love
And I just can't seem to get enough of (this/these threads)

I can't get enough (of this/these threads)


P.S. while I can see how this flippant post may be interpretted as trolling, I honestly think this feud is the single, most interesting feud in EVE right now. I hope you will remain around to keep it up to date and I look forwards to what happens next. Seriously. I love this.

Which feud? Big smile

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#62 - 2015-11-16 13:38:51 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Daerrol wrote:
Good sir,
Is your corp recruiting?
I don't know what this is. I don't know what this means. All I know is

And when it rains
You're shining down for me

I just can't get enough (of this thread/these threads)

You're like an angel and you give me your love
And I just can't seem to get enough of (this/these threads)

I can't get enough (of this/these threads)


P.S. while I can see how this flippant post may be interpretted as trolling, I honestly think this feud is the single, most interesting feud in EVE right now. I hope you will remain around to keep it up to date and I look forwards to what happens next. Seriously. I love this.


Hello fine capsuleer, I am always recruitingBig smile. Fallout 4 has my interest ATM, but I'm always participating in eve somehow. Drop me a mail.

I offer a war assist service, free of charge to the downtrodden.
I currently have the mermaid school, vodka guzzling pirats , and Jita hugging vendetta mercs at war with me because the previous poster is mad I looted and dissolved his Corp, hence the additional "merc" targets.
We will be assisting all wars as support or direct aggression depending on the circumstances.

Finally, I appreciate your post. +1

PS noragen is a marmite supporting forum troll, don't mind him. His alliance is another target btw, but not worth mentioning really.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#63 - 2015-11-16 13:47:51 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Daerrol wrote:
Good sir,
Is your corp recruiting?
I don't know what this is. I don't know what this means. All I know is

And when it rains
You're shining down for me

I just can't get enough (of this thread/these threads)

You're like an angel and you give me your love
And I just can't seem to get enough of (this/these threads)

I can't get enough (of this/these threads)


P.S. while I can see how this flippant post may be interpretted as trolling, I honestly think this feud is the single, most interesting feud in EVE right now. I hope you will remain around to keep it up to date and I look forwards to what happens next. Seriously. I love this.


Hello fine capsuleer, I am always recruitingBig smile. Fallout 4 has my interest ATM, but I'm always participating in eve somehow. Drop me a mail.

I offer a war assist service, free of charge to the downtrodden.
I currently have the mermaid school, vodka guzzling pirats , and Jita hugging vendetta mercs at war with me because the previous poster is mad I looted and dissolved his Corp, hence the additional "merc" targets.
We will be assisting all wars as support or direct aggression depending on the circumstances.

Finally, I appreciate your post. +1

PS noragen is a marmite supporting forum troll, don't mind him. His alliance is another target btw, but not worth mentioning really.

Holey did you ever consider they assisted on the first war you declared for free cause you have issues making friends on the forums? And by all means run a locate you know what I field and where I field it I'm always eager to mix things up (if you ask nicely I'll eve stop the rest of the corp from whoring on your loss mail Twisted)

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#64 - 2015-11-16 13:58:30 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
See? Troll. Or perhaps one of those parasitic fish that attaches to sharksLol

If my memory serves I believe you fly spider-tanked space potatoes. Please invite your whole alliance, also marmite, vendetta, and pirat to watch you die in a fire. You see, I'm good and you're bad, mmmmkay? Compare killboards today!

Good for bumps however.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
lmmortalist
lmmortality Associates
#65 - 2015-11-16 18:20:10 UTC
So Holey, got a lot of contracts via this advertisement thread already?
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#66 - 2015-11-16 19:09:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeger1737
lmmortalist wrote:
So Holey, got a lot of contracts via this advertisement thread already?

He's standing on his street corner yelling like a rapid prostitute, charging way to much for his lack of abilities. Oh you read now get that image out of your head .

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#67 - 2015-11-17 01:06:49 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
lmmortalist wrote:
So Holey, got a lot of contracts via this advertisement thread already?

He's standing on his street corner yelling like a rapid prostitute, charging way to much for his lack of abilities. Oh you read now get that image out of your head .

This had me laughing when I realized he is doing it for free Lol

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#68 - 2015-11-17 11:49:15 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
lmmortalist wrote:
So Holey, got a lot of contracts via this advertisement thread already?

He's standing on his street corner yelling like a rapid prostitute, charging way to much for his lack of abilities. Oh you read now get that image out of your head .



Don't forget to mention the urine dribbling down his leg as he bellows incoherently at some sandpaper, waving a board above his head that simply has '?' printed on it. It's not strictly necessary to your imagery, but it is certainly a nice addition Big smile


Oh, and you could also add something about Holey lacking commitment or something

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#69 - 2015-11-17 12:48:15 UTC
lmmortalist wrote:
So Holey, got a lot of contracts via this advertisement thread already?


Yes....I have a couple assists goin last I checked. It seems however that the targets are all playing fallout 4, kinda like me. Actually I would say 95 percent accept my offer of assist. So yes, it is going well, thanks.

Free war assists. Don't get ripped off by "mercs".

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#70 - 2015-11-17 13:00:27 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
lmmortalist wrote:
So Holey, got a lot of contracts via this advertisement thread already?


Yes....I have a couple assists goin last I checked. It seems however that the targets are all playing fallout 4, kinda like me. Actually I would say 95 percent accept my offer of assist. So yes, it is going well, thanks.

Free war assists. Don't get ripped off by "mercs".

We only had 40 people on this weekend so yeah I guess at least half the corp were playing fallout too. Guess there just weren't enough of us on to hunt Ugh

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#71 - 2015-11-17 13:25:37 UTC
I have a problem with certain individual, whom out of sheer respect we only refer to as "God" because we are afraid speaking his name will summon him. He lives in lowsec system of Gyerzen and is simply indestructible. He has been playing eve since 2003 non stop and has dedicated these 12 or so years to pvp which has led him to become what he is now.

I tried to kill him, my corp tried to kill him, our allies tried to kill him, even PIRAT tried to kill him and got their asses handed to them. He has hard counter to anything you do and it does not seem to matter how many dudes you pile on top of him.

Holeyknight. I fear you are our only hope in defeating the terror or Gyerzen. Please defeat Burntime and his alts. It would seem that based on your own description about your pew pew skills, you are only being in whole eve who can kill God.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#72 - 2015-11-17 13:59:01 UTC
Ro Fenrios wrote:
I have a problem with certain individual, whom out of sheer respect we only refer to as "God" because we are afraid speaking his name will summon him. He lives in lowsec system of Gyerzen and is simply indestructible. He has been playing eve since 2003 non stop and has dedicated these 12 or so years to pvp which has led him to become what he is now.

I tried to kill him, my corp tried to kill him, our allies tried to kill him, even PIRAT tried to kill him and got their asses handed to them. He has hard counter to anything you do and it does not seem to matter how many dudes you pile on top of him.

Holeyknight. I fear you are our only hope in defeating the terror or Gyerzen. Please defeat Burntime and his alts. It would seem that based on your own description about your pew pew skills, you are only being in whole eve who can kill God.


His killboard lacks lustre. He also hangs out in hek , which I was thinking of visiting...I think of it as the emperors cottage. He's 5000 kills behind me and 80 losses ahead and you refer to him as God? Holeysheet1 sighs. I will look more into it.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#73 - 2015-11-17 15:40:34 UTC
please don't, I keep it so clean...

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#74 - 2015-11-17 21:11:41 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Ro Fenrios wrote:
I have a problem with certain individual, whom out of sheer respect we only refer to as "God" because we are afraid speaking his name will summon him. He lives in lowsec system of Gyerzen and is simply indestructible. He has been playing eve since 2003 non stop and has dedicated these 12 or so years to pvp which has led him to become what he is now.

I tried to kill him, my corp tried to kill him, our allies tried to kill him, even PIRAT tried to kill him and got their asses handed to them. He has hard counter to anything you do and it does not seem to matter how many dudes you pile on top of him.

Holeyknight. I fear you are our only hope in defeating the terror or Gyerzen. Please defeat Burntime and his alts. It would seem that based on your own description about your pew pew skills, you are only being in whole eve who can kill God.


His killboard lacks lustre. He also hangs out in hek , which I was thinking of visiting...I think of it as the emperors cottage. He's 5000 kills behind me and 80 losses ahead and you refer to him as God? Holeysheet1 sighs. I will look more into it.

He probably get a few more points in his favor because he doesn't come on the forums and douche up the place with his posting.
You might take that into consideration Holey.

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#75 - 2015-11-18 18:59:37 UTC
I'll take that into consideration, but I don't think so. Lol

Free war assists offered. I think I'm gonna finish fallout tonight, so, back to eve.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#76 - 2015-11-18 19:53:25 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I'll take that into consideration, but I don't think so. Lol

Free war assists offered. I think I'm gonna finish fallout tonight, so, back to eve.


I see two problems with this post.

First, there is no "finish fallout".

Second, didn't you have some elaborate plan as to how you weren't gonna be here anymore?

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#77 - 2015-11-18 20:01:03 UTC
I meant finish the storyline. I think I'm gonna side with the institute.

I had no elaborate plan. I think I'll always come back to eve, unless they come out with eve online 2. Which I doubt.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#78 - 2015-11-19 01:57:27 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I meant finish the storyline. I think I'm gonna side with the institute.

I had no elaborate plan. I think I'll always come back to eve, unless they come out with eve online 2. Which I doubt.


Fair enough. Pretty drained myself with EVE and looking forward to fallout when I get back from vacation....

May do another thunderdome.... I'd say you should participate this time....

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#79 - 2015-11-19 12:47:46 UTC
Your thunderdomes don't do it for me. Arranged pvp still seems a perversion somehow. Tell me how it goes though.

Free war assists still available.

-dps
-logi/ecm
-npc corp tornado/thrasher alts for blapping
-more


Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#80 - 2015-11-19 13:00:54 UTC
Leto. You should know true elite peeveepee's involves never getting off the undock and making sure you have at least 3 logi bots nearby.

Tsk tsk.

Thought you knew, bro.

Bear

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.