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I Was Stupid But CCP Should Change The Game
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Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-01-07 04:13:24 UTC
I took my tech 1 destroyer up against a tech 2 heavy interdictor and lost it. I blame the drugs, I blame society, I blame psychopathic neckbeards who sit in their parents' basement trolling me for their own enjoyment, I blame CCP.

People who invest time, money, and skill should not defeat stupid opponents. This is a ludicrous notion that only mentally unstable or predatory people would put forth and support. I want my fun handed to me on a platter, and I will darn well get it because I pay an Icelandic company that makes up a third of the island nation's economy fifteen bucks a month.

Just because I had no grasp of gate tactics and aggressed a vastly superior ship which I had no hope of even breaking past the shield recharge rate with my dps while flying my poorly fit ship directly at it in a suicide run while trying to be an e-famous internet spaceship pilot when not running missions while complaining that someone violenced my boat in an uncomfortable manner and proceeded to contract me my corpse back for 250 million ISK doesn't mean I was wrong. It means that CCP should change the game, because things like that aren't supposed to happen.

I shouldn't lose against other players; like Charlie Sheen, I am all about the #winning. And for fifteen bucks a month, I demand victory. If the mechanics don't support that, I demand you change them until they do.



In all seriousness, gently caress people that say things like this load of poo poo. You should stop paying your *15bucks* and go find something else that you enjoy, like knitting or yahtzee, and do that instead. And stop making loud squealing noises on the way out. You invariably make badposts when you leave, and it's inconsiderate for those of us who have to wade through the vast mounds of poo poo that are the threads on this forum when browsing them.

Thanks in advance.
Valei Khurelem
#2 - 2012-01-07 04:18:19 UTC
LOL! :D

A goon being serious? Never heard of it.

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium
Jeremy Winburg
#3 - 2012-01-07 04:27:04 UTC
I prefer to do both...

http://173.230.154.15/screenshot.jpg

oops wrong forum
ghost st
Sua Sponte
#4 - 2012-01-07 04:42:35 UTC
Valei Khurelem wrote:
LOL! :D

A goon being serious? Never heard of it.


Now you have, hell has officially frozen over
Valei Khurelem
#5 - 2012-01-07 04:44:48 UTC
ghost st wrote:
Valei Khurelem wrote:
LOL! :D

A goon being serious? Never heard of it.


Now you have, hell has officially frozen over


I'm scared.... Hold me ;-;

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#6 - 2012-01-07 06:28:58 UTC
Jeremy Winburg wrote:
I prefer to do both...

http://173.230.154.15/screenshot.jpg

oops wrong forum


Wow, I never knew how much better EVE looks than WOW.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-01-07 06:42:04 UTC
Goons are serious about posting.

I can't think of anything else, though.
Alara IonStorm
#8 - 2012-01-07 06:50:03 UTC
I would like to subscribe to your ideals.

Please direct me to your forest compound and send me one of your armbands.
Aggressive Nutmeg
#9 - 2012-01-07 07:47:40 UTC
Mara Tessidar wrote:
Look at how many newbie-hating clichés I can cram into one post!

Boring.

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
Caroline Grace
Retrostellar Boulevard
#10 - 2012-01-07 07:51:52 UTC
Made my day Big smile


Thank you!

I'm Caroline Grace, and this is my favorite musical on the Citadel.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-01-07 09:31:48 UTC
I can't believe I read that long winded rant.

Needs more Punctuation marks.

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Tore Vest
#12 - 2012-01-07 09:44:23 UTC
Lol

No troll.
Scatim Helicon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-01-07 09:48:09 UTC
Mara Tessidar wrote:
Goons are serious about posting.

I can't think of anything else, though.


Posting is indeed Serious Business

Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-01-07 10:02:32 UTC
the one with the swords for WiS was better.
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#15 - 2012-01-07 10:07:39 UTC
Splendid!

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#16 - 2012-01-07 10:41:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Akrasjel Lanate
Valei Khurelem wrote:
LOL! :D

A goon being serious? Never heard of it.


Maby that's not a goon.
Maby thats a... SPY

Or simply thats a plane old troll

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Winters Chill
Unitas Incorporated
#17 - 2012-01-07 10:56:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Winters Chill
Mara Tessidar wrote:
Goons are serious about posting.

I can't think of anything else, though.


You sir are a **** poster. Stop coming here to post crap you know would get you banned on SA.
Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-01-07 11:02:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Mara Tessidar
The ability of a single goon post to elicit such mad, uncontrolled rage from hordes of pubbie scrubs has always amazed me.

Especially because I wasn't, y'know, insulting competent people there.

Also you may have noticed the fact that I probably left out the proper punctuation in a sentence in my original post. For those of you too stupid to understand, that was for emphasis, and not because i spell liek im an moron
Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-01-07 11:07:59 UTC
Winters Chill wrote:

You sir are a **** poster. Stop coming here to post crap you know would get you banned on SA.


lecture me when you're a goon, until then you're a dumb pubbie

If mittens tells me to stop posting or to post better, hell, I'd listen. If some random scrub off the street says "lolol u badposter ur not following teh SA rulez on teh eve 4um" I'd tell him to go gently caress himself.

Go gently caress yourself.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#20 - 2012-01-07 11:20:44 UTC
Winters Chill wrote:
Mara Tessidar wrote:
Goons are serious about posting.

I can't think of anything else, though.


You sir are a ship toster. Stop coming here to post crap you know would get you banned on SA.


FYP

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
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