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The Law Organization - Republic of Stellar Order : Official Thread.

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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#341 - 2015-11-13 15:38:12 UTC
I am very passionate about conveying information in accurate and succinct ways because I find miscommunication utterly intolerable. Subsequently badly designed information systems and system components make me lose my ****.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#342 - 2015-11-13 18:03:29 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
I am very passionate about conveying information in accurate and succinct ways because I find miscommunication utterly intolerable. Subsequently badly designed information systems and system components make me lose my ****.


And thus the only true vulnerability of BAW is discovered. Sending vimsy spreadsheets that easily corrected however contain grievous errors will knock him out of the fight.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#343 - 2015-11-13 18:07:32 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
I am very passionate about conveying information in accurate and succinct ways because I find miscommunication utterly intolerable. Subsequently badly designed information systems and system components make me lose my ****.


And thus the only true vulnerability of BAW is discovered. Sending vimsy spreadsheets that easily corrected however contain grievous errors will knock him out of the fight.



There are 2 actually. Getting out of docking range will also get Vimsy out of the fight.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#344 - 2015-11-13 18:22:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
Spreadsheets go to Adriel, the uncontested spreadsheet master and lord of all records. Sending him a bad spreadsheet will get you yelled at in TeamSpeak, if you're not in alliance he'd probably declare war on you for it. You can send me into a frothing rage by phrasing something badly or using incorrect or ambiguous terminology.

Yuller is easy mode because he gets hates it if you shoot his alt, especially if Alabama are playing today.

Also I live in Nourvukaiken, how could I plausibly be an undock hugger? That doesn't even make sense.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#345 - 2015-11-13 18:36:42 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Spreadsheets go to Adriel, the uncontested spreadsheet master and lord of all records. Sending him a bad spreadsheet will get you yelled at in TeamSpeak, if you're not in alliance he'd probably declare war on you for it. You can send me into a frothing rage by phrasing something badly or using incorrect or ambiguous terminology.

Yuller is easy mode because he gets hates it if you shoot his alt, especially if Alabama are playing today.

Also I live in Nourvukaiken, how could I plausibly be an undock hugger? That doesn't even make sense.


Bama sucks.

Vimsy, that was a verbose description.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#346 - 2015-11-13 18:47:42 UTC
Just mail Yuller a bunch of hate about Alabama and see what he does. It'll be interesting.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#347 - 2015-11-13 18:47:45 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Spreadsheets go to Adriel, the uncontested spreadsheet master and lord of all records. Sending him a bad spreadsheet will get you yelled at in TeamSpeak, if you're not in alliance he'd probably declare war on you for it. You can send me into a frothing rage by phrasing something badly or using incorrect or ambiguous terminology.

Yuller is easy mode because he gets hates it if you shoot his alt, especially if Alabama are playing today.

Also I live in Nourvukaiken, how could I plausibly be an undock hugger? That doesn't even make sense.


Bama sucks.

Vimsy, that was a verbose description.



Imcomseevabal!
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#348 - 2015-11-13 18:49:01 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Just mail Yuller a bunch of hate about Alabama and see what he does. It'll be interesting.


Wilco

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
XeX Znndstrup
#349 - 2015-11-13 19:13:38 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
XeX Znndstrup wrote:
All digits are useful for more granularity.


If you had the second two characters actually vary EG: AAB-, BCC+, CDF+ this would be true, but you don't. The second two characters are always the same.

Because of this A+ conveys as much information as AAA+. Because the second two characters never differ from the first they can be completely omitted without losing any granularity at all.
The second two may and will vary according to upcoming events. You only see now the initial rating. It can't be so accurate at first.
But we thank you. This rating will become a reference in the world of criminality. Your research can help us to improve it.
Ask us a reward for your contribution to The Law.

Judge of The Law Organization and President of Stellar Order.

"Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light". John Milton, Lost Paradise.

@ /// f
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#350 - 2015-11-13 21:20:56 UTC
I offer up evidence of my bad girlness (not even sure if that is a word, but oh well).

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6165018#post6165018

Surprisingly, this was an emotional encounter for myself. Took me a couple of hours to write it out though and figure out how to use that damn puush. Sheesh...
XeX Znndstrup
#351 - 2015-11-21 08:57:49 UTC
Today from Council.

Statement : Police Department of The Law Organization will henceforth strengthen law enforcement with scouting patrols in addition to judges, agents, analysts and executioners services.

Purposes : inform, advise, report, denounce, protect citizens in space. Suspects will be under surveillance and under arrest if violation. If convicted criminals, they will be destroyed and/or podded. Youngest pilots will be informed if danger.

Miscellaneous : these patrols will be cloaked or uncloaked police or civilian squads. They will transmit on local channel of a system to report a danger and signal presence. They will directly communicate on radio with potential victims if necessary. Depending on where they will fly, strike force will be adjusted. High Sec, Low Sec and Null Sec. They will ask clearances before in some well known NRDS protected areas.

CONCORD, Local Polices, judges, agents, executioners, police patrols, analysts, kill rights, bounties and mercenaries. Punishment is inevitable.

Contribute to The Law.




Judge of The Law Organization and President of Stellar Order.

"Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light". John Milton, Lost Paradise.

@ /// f
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#352 - 2015-11-21 10:49:16 UTC
XeX Znndstrup wrote:
Today from Council.

Statement : Police Department of The Law Organization will henceforth strengthen law enforcement with scouting patrols in addition to judges, agents, analysts and executioners services.

Purposes : inform, advise, report, denounce, protect citizens in space. Suspects will be under surveillance and under arrest if violation. If convicted criminals, they will be destroyed and/or podded. Youngest pilots will be informed if danger.

Miscellaneous : these patrols will be cloaked or uncloaked police or civilian squads. They will transmit on local channel of a system to report a danger and signal presence. They will directly communicate on radio with potential victims if necessary. Depending on where they will fly, strike force will be adjusted. High Sec, Low Sec and Null Sec. They will ask clearances before in some well known NRDS protected areas.

CONCORD, Local Polices, judges, agents, executioners, police patrols, analysts, kill rights, bounties and mercenaries. Punishment is inevitable.

Contribute to The Law.






Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#353 - 2015-11-21 14:52:44 UTC
XeX Znndstrup wrote:
Today from Council.

Statement : Police Department of The Law Organization will henceforth strengthen law enforcement with scouting patrols in addition to judges, agents, analysts and executioners services.

Purposes : inform, advise, report, denounce, protect citizens in space. Suspects will be under surveillance and under arrest if violation. If convicted criminals, they will be destroyed and/or podded. Youngest pilots will be informed if danger.

Miscellaneous : these patrols will be cloaked or uncloaked police or civilian squads. They will transmit on local channel of a system to report a danger and signal presence. They will directly communicate on radio with potential victims if necessary. Depending on where they will fly, strike force will be adjusted. High Sec, Low Sec and Null Sec. They will ask clearances before in some well known NRDS protected areas.

CONCORD, Local Polices, judges, agents, executioners, police patrols, analysts, kill rights, bounties and mercenaries. Punishment is inevitable.

Contribute to The Law.






Wat

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#354 - 2015-11-22 10:58:31 UTC
XeX Znndstrup wrote:
Today from Council.

Statement : Police Department of The Law Organization will henceforth strengthen law enforcement with scouting patrols in addition to judges, agents, analysts and executioners services.

Purposes : inform, advise, report, denounce, protect citizens in space. Suspects will be under surveillance and under arrest if violation. If convicted criminals, they will be destroyed and/or podded. Youngest pilots will be informed if danger.

Miscellaneous : these patrols will be cloaked or uncloaked police or civilian squads. They will transmit on local channel of a system to report a danger and signal presence. They will directly communicate on radio with potential victims if necessary. Depending on where they will fly, strike force will be adjusted. High Sec, Low Sec and Null Sec. They will ask clearances before in some well known NRDS protected areas.

CONCORD, Local Polices, judges, agents, executioners, police patrols, analysts, kill rights, bounties and mercenaries. Punishment is inevitable.

Contribute to The Law.





You are not pretty!
You will NEVER BE PRETTY!
Give it up. Lower your prices.
It's only your dignity.

Also, nobody believes you.
Black mold. My car broke down. My kids are freezing.
Stuck from out of town. Need bus fare out of here.
Just like that dude trying to pawn whatever he lifted from the trunk of your car...
'What you mean you wont gimme forty dollah for this?!?"


Everyone knows you only want that 40 dollars for more crack.

Sense cannot be made, nor can it be purchased. Sense must be sensed.

And now back to my weekend dose of beer and Fallout 4.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
XeX Znndstrup
#355 - 2015-11-22 19:47:58 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
XeX Znndstrup wrote:
Today from Council.

Statement : Police Department of The Law Organization will henceforth strengthen law enforcement with scouting patrols in addition to judges, agents, analysts and executioners services.

Purposes : inform, advise, report, denounce, protect citizens in space. Suspects will be under surveillance and under arrest if violation. If convicted criminals, they will be destroyed and/or podded. Youngest pilots will be informed if danger.

Miscellaneous : these patrols will be cloaked or uncloaked police or civilian squads. They will transmit on local channel of a system to report a danger and signal presence. They will directly communicate on radio with potential victims if necessary. Depending on where they will fly, strike force will be adjusted. High Sec, Low Sec and Null Sec. They will ask clearances before in some well known NRDS protected areas.

CONCORD, Local Polices, judges, agents, executioners, police patrols, analysts, kill rights, bounties and mercenaries. Punishment is inevitable.

Contribute to The Law.





You are not pretty!
You will NEVER BE PRETTY!
Give it up. Lower your prices.
It's only your dignity.

Also, nobody believes you.
Black mold. My car broke down. My kids are freezing.
Stuck from out of town. Need bus fare out of here.
Just like that dude trying to pawn whatever he lifted from the trunk of your car...
'What you mean you wont gimme forty dollah for this?!?"


Everyone knows you only want that 40 dollars for more crack.

Sense cannot be made, nor can it be purchased. Sense must be sensed.

And now back to my weekend dose of beer and Fallout 4.
Have a good night. Your next day will be better.

Judge of The Law Organization and President of Stellar Order.

"Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light". John Milton, Lost Paradise.

@ /// f
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#356 - 2015-11-22 22:43:29 UTC
I have a few questions since my curiosity has piqued...

1) On whose authority are you allowed to do this?

2) Is this CONCORD sanctioned, or sanctioned by any of the law enforcement of the four factions?

3) Who or what corporation do YOU answer to?

4) Who do we contact to file complaints against your agents that is NOT part of your vigilante group? You know, an actual law enforcement corporation or faction recognized by the four factions and CONCORD...

5) Is English your native language? If not, what is it?

6) Why won't Salma Hayek return my letters?

7) Why am I writing this?

And last of all...

8) Um....sorry, got caught up in watching Monty Python sketches and completely lost the question I was going to ask...
XeX Znndstrup
#357 - 2015-11-23 14:02:33 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I have a few questions since my curiosity has piqued...

1) On whose authority are you allowed to do this?

2) Is this CONCORD sanctioned, or sanctioned by any of the law enforcement of the four factions?

3) Who or what corporation do YOU answer to?

4) Who do we contact to file complaints against your agents that is NOT part of your vigilante group? You know, an actual law enforcement corporation or faction recognized by the four factions and CONCORD...

5) Is English your native language? If not, what is it?

6) Why won't Salma Hayek return my letters?

7) Why am I writing this?

And last of all...

8) Um....sorry, got caught up in watching Monty Python sketches and completely lost the question I was going to ask...
1) Our authority.
2) No. We respect CONCORD rules.
3) Confidential.
4) XeX Znndstrup.
5) You can speak with us using : English, French, Russian, Ukrainian, Spanish, Swedish, German or Italian.
6) Try again.
7) Hi, Doctor ?
8) Try again.

Judge of The Law Organization and President of Stellar Order.

"Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light". John Milton, Lost Paradise.

@ /// f
Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#358 - 2015-11-23 16:18:59 UTC
XeX as someone who has hired Vimsy and the Break a Wish guys before I recommend you make good friends with them. They're stand up guys and provide reliable mercenary services. Consider using their services in the future.

From what was said on the thread you can make friends with one of their members, Yuller pretty easily. Send him the message "War Eagle" on Saturday and show your support of football teams in Alabama. Its an important game.

Every day I'm wafflin!
XeX Znndstrup
#359 - 2015-11-23 21:47:39 UTC  |  Edited by: XeX Znndstrup
Toriessian wrote:
XeX as someone who has hired Vimsy and the Break a Wish guys before I recommend you make good friends with them. They're stand up guys and provide reliable mercenary services. Consider using their services in the future.

From what was said on the thread you can make friends with one of their members, Yuller pretty easily. Send him the message "War Eagle" on Saturday and show your support of football teams in Alabama. Its an important game.
Ok, friend of Law. We will contact them.
All other corps of mercenaries can also contact us.
We pay well to make justice.

Judge of The Law Organization and President of Stellar Order.

"Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light". John Milton, Lost Paradise.

@ /// f
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#360 - 2015-11-24 05:28:05 UTC
XeX Znndstrup wrote:

5) You can speak with us using : English, French, Russian, Ukrainian, Spanish, Swedish, German or Italian.

People we have the cipher. After 4 useless threads it's finally ours. If you write it in Italian and proceed to run it through Google translate in each of those languages in reverse you get what we see. Now I wonder what effects reversing it has...

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